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Fun Music Information -> Classical
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Jokes:
Many years agao in Austria, three young boys decided to go to a Halloween party dressed as the 3 B's of classical music. Little Franz said "I'll be Beethoven". Little Josef said "I'll be Brahms". Little Arnold said "I'll be Bach". Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
| Vanka and Manka came to Moscow and went to a restaurant. Noticing that they were horribly out of fashion, they rush into a restroom. Manka cuts a deep decollete, using the cut fabric to hack bell-bottoms for Vanka's pants. Fixed up, they order lunch. The orchestra plays soft music. Manka purrs moodily: "My breast is on fire from Tchaikovsky's music!" Vanka looks up: "Dummy, take your tit out of your borsch!" Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "The 12 Days of Christmas" | "The 12 Days of Chaos" | Kaoslord |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Ubi Caritas"
Misheard Lyrics: Who he calls is tough
It's Pharaoh It's Pharaoh They who see the Earth (or) They redeem rebirth Original Lyrics: Ubi Caritas
Est vera, est vera Deus ibi est Deus ibi est |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Macaroni Man Choirs, who can understand them? This seemed to be the favorite hymn for the monthly masses at my old high school. Well, the fact that I didn't realize the refrain was actually in Latin caused me to fill it in in my head with whatever English word it sounded like, over time. |
