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Misheard Lyrics:

"The Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the cutest of Borg.
Original Lyrics:
I am Locutus of Borg.
"Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
My-My love
Here's your fleepa
Longing zero for that which longernesses the pristine
Tell me more
You'll have to call again
In space, are you not love me, with mine eyes!
Baby, a thousand error sea
But this mine heart, that loves what they despise
Who in despite of few, are please to dough.
Shall I compare thee to a summoned day?
Original Lyrics:
My love is as a fever, longing still
For that which longer nurseth the disease
Tell me more
You'll have to call again
In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,
For they in thee a thousand errors note,
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise,
Who in despite of view is pleased to dote.
Shall I compare thee to a summer day?
"The Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look cute as a boy.
Original Lyrics:
I am Locutus of Borg.
"Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the cutest aborard.
Original Lyrics:
I am Locutus of Borg.
There are additional Dark Materia misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"The Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peck, peck, peck p-p-p-p-peck!
Original Lyrics:
M-m-m-make it so!

Story about this misheard lyric by: Charlotte

My sister was convinced these were the lyrics. She even refused to believe me when I told her the true ones. I have these disturbing visions now of Picard making odd pecking noises like a pigeon.

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