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This is the most recent information about Herman's Hermits that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Herman's Hermits, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
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Hermens HermitsBand Name Origins:
- Peter Noone (lead singer) put on a pair of eyeglasses upside-down and they said he looked like Sherman from The Bullwinkle Show, but Peter thought he said Herman (instead of Sherman), so they started calling him Herman. As for the name "Hermits", Peter has avoided telling "why Hermits" and has given many funny stories. But the most prominent story was one where the band was waiting backstage and someone said they "looked like a bunch of bloody hermits", likely battered and beat from travelling. They were first known as the Heartbeats for some time, then changed their name to Herman And The Hermits, then shortened to Herman's Hermits. Submitted by: Tig
- Someone in the record business noticed that singer Peter Noone bore a great resemblance to "Sherman", of the American TV cartoon duo "Sherman and Peabody." (Yeah, I know; Why not Sherman's Shermits? Submitted by: Khalil
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Sloppy Joe [what song immediately reminds me of]" | "Sleepy Joe" | Tess O. Gosset |
| "Mr. Brown You've Got An Ugly Temper" | "Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" | British Bullcrap |
| "Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Walker" | "Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" | Mickey D. |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "No Milk Today," | Milk exists every day. | Yvette Bristle |
| "There's A Kind Of Hush," | The only kind of hush is silence. | Christy McDaniel |
| "Don't Go Out Into The Rain (You're Going To Melt)," | Rain doesn't melt items, except huge acid rain. | Peter |
| "I'm Henry The VIII, I Am," | I have it on good advice that he's dead | FussBudget |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Swingin' Door," Edens Edge | "This Door Swings Both Ways," Herman's Hermits | |
| "Maneater," Hall And Oates | "A Must To Avoid," Herman's Hermits | |
| "That Smell," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "A Must To Avoid," Herman's Hermits | |
| "Sharp Dressed Man," ZZ Top | "Dandy," Herman's Hermits | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"A Must To Void" originally "A Must To Avoid"
Dorothy Jansen
"I Can Take Or Leave Our Loving" originally "I Can Take Or Leave Your Loving"
Yvette Bristle
"Eat West" originally "East West"
Candy Welty
"East Wet" originally "East West"
Candy Welty
"Leaning On The Amp Post" originally "Leaning On The Lamp Post"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"I Can Stake Or Leave Your Loving" originally "I Can Take Or Leave Your Loving"
How does one stake loving??
Ava Murphy
"I Can Take Or Leaven Your Loving" originally "I Can Take Or Leave Your Loving"
How does one leaven loving??
Ava Murphy
"I Can Take Or Leave Your Gloving" originally "I Can Take Or Leave Your Loving"
Yvette Bristle
"Yeast West" originally "East West"
Candy Welty
"Feast West" originally "East West"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"A Muse To Avoid" originally "A Must To Avoid"
Yvette Bristle
"A Gust To Avoid" originally "A Must To Avoid"
Yvette Bristle
"A Musk To Avoid" originally "A Must To Avoid"
Jill Conrad
"I Can Take Or Weave Your Loving" originally "I Can Take Or Leave Your Loving"
How does one weave loving??
Ava Murphy
"I Can Take Or Heave Your Loving" originally "I Can Take Or Leave Your Loving"
Ava Murphy
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
May 19
a parody of "Henry the Eighth" by Herman's Hermits
"I got hosed by the lady next door, she's had it done 7 times before, now everyone had an ENEMA, wouldn't have a douche or a wipe ! It's an anal treat colonoscopy...Enema the 8th I Am ! Second verse worse than the first..."
Buckwheat Catapillar Youtube: (MP3, Youtube, CDBABY)
June 15
a parody of "I'm Henery The Eighth I Am" by Herman's Hermits
This song makes fun of those currently in power.Fourth attempt to paste correct link sorry.Be glad I'm not Henry the eighth otherwise it would take me four more tries. Please leave comments on song.
YOUTUBE: (YouTube)
June 14
a parody of "I'm Henry The Eighth I AM" by Herman's Hermits
Sorry about Web site issue. In response to Obama scandals. Benghazi and IRS scandals. Mainly the IRS scandal.Those currently in power avoid to answer questions and I think everyone hates the IRS any way.This song makes fun of those currently in power.
YouTube: (YouTube)
June 11
a parody of "I'm Henery The Eighth I Am" by Herman's Hermits
In response to Obama scandals. Benghazi and IRS scandals. Mainly the IRS scandal.Those currently in power avoid to answer questions and I think everyone hates the IRS any way.This song makes fun of those currently in power.
YOUTUBE: (YouTube)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "There's a Kind of Hush (All Over The World)" | "There's Some Kind of Stall (All Across The Road)" | quart milkster |
| "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" | "Mr. Hump Does Want To Do His Daughter" | eeL deaL |
| "There's a Kind of Hush (All Over The World)" | "There's Some Kind of Stall (All Across The Road)" | Ann Hammond |
| "There's a Kind of Hush (All Over The World)"" | "There's Some Kind of Stall (All Across The Road)" | Mad Hatter |
| "Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Daughter" | "I Did Not Believe He Was My Father" | card |
| "Henry The Eighth" | "A Zombie Up Eighth" | card |
| "Henry The Eighth" | "A Zombie Up Eighth 60" | Grin Reaper |
| "Henry The Eighth" | "A Zombie Up Eighth" | Annie Gardner |
| "There's a Kind of Hush (All Over The World)" | "There's Some Kind of Stall (All Across The Road)" | mad hatter |
| "No Milk Today" | "No Booze Today" | Glynn Leaney |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| No Milk Today | Milkman | FussBudgetVanPelt |
| No Milk Today | Milk Marketing Board | FussBudgetVanPelt |
| There's A Kind Of Hush (All Over The World) | National Association Of The Deaf | Renata Ramona |
| No Milk Today | Dairy Farmers Association | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Tell Me Something Good Rufus | I'm Into Something Good Herman's Hermits | Tell Me I'm Into Something Good Almost a lyric from the 2nd song | Bob Oldhart |
| Dizzy Tommy Roe | Dandy Herman's Hermits | Dizzy Dandy Dizzy Dandy is an enemy in SMW 2: Yoshi's Island | Isac |
| Mama Tried Merle Haggard | No Milk Today Herman's Hermits | Mama Tried No Milk Today She was lactose intolerant. | crazydon |
| Pink Cadillac Natalie Cole | Leaning On The Lamp Post Herman's Hermits | Pink Cadillac Leaning On The Lamp Post | Julia Cox |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Bernard Herrmann's Hermits
Bernard Herrmann combined with Herman's Hermits
Submitted By: Butch
Bobby Sherman's Hermits
Bobby Sherman combined with Herman's Hermits
Submitted By: Penelope Beckinsale
Sherman's Hermits
Bobby Sherman combined with Herman's Hermits
Submitted By: Spencer Karter
Herman's Helmets
Herman's Hermits combined with Helmet
He needs one for baseball, one for football, and one for bike riding, perhaps?
Submitted By: Richard
Misheard Lyrics:
"I'm Into Something Good"
Misheard Lyrics: Something tells me I'm into comfort food
Original Lyrics: Something tells me I'm into something good
| "Something Good"
Misheard Lyrics: Something tells me I’m into sausage, dude
Original Lyrics: Something tells me I’m into something good
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"I'm Into Something Good"
Misheard Lyrics: Something tells me I'm into southern dudes
Original Lyrics: Something tells me I'm into something good
| "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics: It comes to shine when I think of you only
Original Lyrics: Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"A Must to Avoid"
Misheard Lyrics: She's a muscular boy - a complete impossibility
Original Lyrics: She's a must to avoid...
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jahsteel Being 11 years old - not familiar with the Brit phrase. It WAS a complete impossibility!!25M |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter"
Better Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
Girls that fart like her are something rare.
Girls that fart like her are something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"No Milk Today"
Better Lyrics:
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
He shot of all his cows 'cos milk's price is crashing down
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
But if you'd like some beef, it's going very cheap
He shot of all his cows 'cos milk's price is crashing down
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
But if you'd like some beef, it's going very cheap
Original Lyrics:
No milk today, my love has gone away
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
No milk today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by don't know the reason why
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
No milk today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by don't know the reason why
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"No Milk Today"
Better Lyrics:
No school today, the teacher's gone away
We drove him round the bend, and that's why his tenure ends
We drove him round the bend, and that's why his tenure ends
Original Lyrics:
No milk today, my love has gone away
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"No Milk Today"
The Funny Lyrics: The company was gay
Why They're Funny: Maybe in the sixties they're saying everyone was having a good time, but nowadays, all that lyric means is everyone was men doing dirty things with each other!
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm 'Enery the eighth, I am
'Enery the eighth I am I am I got married to the widow next door She's been married seven times before And every one was an 'Enery She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam I'm her eighth old man, I'm 'Enery 'Enery the eighth, I am Why They're Repetitive: Why does it repeat? Peter Noone (lead singer) forgotten the original lyrics when reaching the end of the above lyrics, so he spontaniously said 'Second verse, same as the first!' and repeated it again ..At least, that's what Peter said.
Submitted by: a noonatic
| "I'm Henry VIII, I Am"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm Henry viii, I am
Henry viii, I am, I am Why They're Repetitive: Patrick Swayze used this song to pester Whoopi Goldberg in the movie 'Ghost.'
Submitted by: crazydon
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"A Must To Avoid"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: She's a must to avoid,
A complete impossibility. Why They're Nonsensical: If she's a complete impossibility, she can't really exist, can she? And if she doesn't exist, avoiding her can't be an issue, can it?
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"No Milk Today"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: As music played the faster did we dance
We felt it both at once The start of our romance Why They're Misrhymed: I love this song, but the singer really forces this line. I mean c'mon, once does not rhyme with romance! You could say that it was supposed to rhyme with dance, but the rhythm certainly doesn't allow it. It sounds really wierd when you hear him sing this.
Submitted by: Anaïs
| "Can't You Hear My Heartbeat"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: When I feel you put your arms around me
Then I'm glad, I'm mighty glad I found you Why They're Misrhymed: It takes a brazen lyricist to try to rhyme 'me' and 'you'!
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Henry The Eighth"
The Lyrics: I'm Henry the eighth, I am
Who They Mention: Henry VIII
Submitted by: Wendy Torrance
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Listen People"
Opening Lines: Listen people to what I say
Comments: Submitted by: Lily Orange
| "Dandy"
Opening Lines: Dandy, Dandy, Where you gonna go now?
Comments: Submitted by: Brit Boxx
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Band Name Anagrams:
Herman Smithers Submitted by: Alexis
A band name becomes an individual's full name
Sherman's Hermit Submitted by: Rodney
Harms The Miners Submitted by: Alexis
Rent His Hammers Submitted by: Alexis
Song Title Anagrams:
"Enlist People" originally "Listen People"
Submitted by: Bob
Super Short Pop Songs:
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" Length: 1:49
This catchy song made it all the way to #1 in 1965.
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Song Title Acrostics:
JOG: "Just One Girl"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"I Tan Cake Or Leave Your Loving" originally "I Can Take Or Leave Your Loving"
Tanning cake? That's bizarre!
Submitted by: Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"This War Swings Both Days" originally "This Door Swings Both Ways"
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
Missing Parts:
"Henry the Eighth"
Who were the other Henriys, 1st to 7th?
Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen
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