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Fun Music Information -> Ian Dury And The Blockheads
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Hit Me With Your Logarithm Stick" | "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" | Ron N. O'Connor |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick ," | Rhythm stick? No such thing. | Brit Boxx |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Sink My Boats | Princess Cruises | Shawna |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar | Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick Ian Dury and the Blockheads | Hit Me With Your Best Shot Of Your Rhythm Stick | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| My Ding-a-Ling Chuck Berry | Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick Ian Dury And The Blockheads | Hit Me With Your Ding-a-Ling Maybe that's what a rhythm stick actually is? | neptunevsmars |
| My Baby Just Cares For Me Nina Simone | Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll Ian Dury And The Blockheads | My Baby Just Cares For Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll As long as (s)he involves you, what's the problem? | neptunevsmars |
| Monster Mash Bobby Boris Pickett | Mash It Up, Harry Ian Dury and the Blockheads | Monster Mash It Up, Harry A match made it H***! | mix |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Janis Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Janis Ian combined with Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Another "before-and-after" combination of performer names!
Submitted By: Ed
New Kids On The Blockheads
New Kids On The Block combined with Ian Dury And The Blockheads
I'll be ready with a rhythm stick - made of the right stuff, of course.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Ian Duran and the Blockheads
Ian Dury and the Blockheads combined with Duran Duran
Submitted By: John
Misheard Lyrics:
"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
Misheard Lyrics: In the Datsun sedan
Original Lyrics: In the deserts of Sudan (Editor's note: please remember to capitalize all words in the artist's name.)
| "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
Misheard Lyrics: Hit me with your raping stick
Original Lyrics: Hit me with your rhythm stick
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"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
Misheard Lyrics: Hit me with your leathers, Dick
Original Lyrics: Hit me with your rhythm stick.
| "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
Misheard Lyrics: Hit me with your piece of steak.
Original Lyrics: Hit me with your rhythm stick.
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll"
Misheard Lyrics: Snakes and dogs and rock and roll
Original Lyrics: Sex and drugs and rock and roll
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Stu Luna Not mine, it was my mom's mishearing. |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
Better Lyrics:
Spank Trump with that magazine. Spank him! Spank him!
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your rhythm stick. Hit me. Hit me.
Submitted by: Spank that Donnie Dirtbag!
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Hit me with your rhythm stick,
It's nice to be a lunatic Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Why They're Nonsensical: A funny combination of weird humour, masochism and insanity - simply makes no sense why it is nice to be mentally ill and be hit by an oblong object.
Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards"
The Lyrics: Einstein can't be classed as witless. He claimed atoms were the littlest
Who They Mention: Albert Einstein
Submitted by: Jimmy Jones
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Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
The Lyrics: Je t'adore, ich liebe dich
Why: They're French, and German. "I Love You"
Submitted by: Buyn
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