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When I heard him, I thought, if he can do that and get away with it, I can do it too. (on Sonny Bono) - Ian Hunter Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Also known as: Ian Hunter Patterson. Submitted by: Shadesman
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Pittsburgh Sucks" | "Cleveland Rocks" | Paul Warren |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"The River Of Tears," | Most river water is not tears. | Yvette Bristle |
"When The World Was Round," | The world has always been round. | Yvette Bristle |
"Old Records Never Die," | Even when they're broken? | Yvette Bristle |
"Knees Of My Heart," | Hearts don't have knees. | Yvette Bristle |
"That Girl Is Rock 'N' Roll," | People aren't music. | Yvette Bristle |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
"What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Irene Wilde," Ian Hunter |
"What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Michael Picasso," Ian Hunter |
"Ships," Ian Hunter | "Calypso," John Denver |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Cleveland Rocks" | "Sonic Rocks" | Dylan Baranski |
"Once Bitten, Twice Shy" | "Once Santa, Twice Claus" | Dylan Baranski |
"Cleveland Rocks" | "Cleveland (Cavs) Suck" | Paul Warren |
"Cleveland Rocks" | "Cricket Sucks" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
"Cleveland Rocks" | "Philly Jams!" | Freddie C. |
"Cleveland Rocks" | "Dallas Sucks" | Michael Pacholek |
"Once Bitten Twice Shy"
Misheard Lyrics: Halfway home in the popcorn pop
Original Lyrics: Halfway home in the parking lot
| "Just Another Night"
Misheard Lyrics: You ain't got a touch-up man, a make-up man, please!
Original Lyrics: You ain't got to touch a man to make a man bleed
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"Once Bitten, Twice Shy"
Misheard Lyrics: Was bitten by a Sharpie
Original Lyrics: Once bitten, twice shy
| "Once Bitten, Twice Shy"
Misheard Lyrics: I want a spit and dry shower, Babe.
Original Lyrics: I was once bitten, twice shy, Babe.
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"Knees of My Heart"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Down by the river where the humming birds hum
I bought you house with a burglar alarm system Why They're Misrhymed: He says it "sys-TUM" to attempt to rhyme it with "hum" and it just sounds ridiculous.
Submitted by: Laura
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"Once Bitten Twice Shy"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Woman you're a mess, gonna die in your sleep
all the blood on my amp and my Les Paul's beat Why They're Inappropriate: These two lines are apparently about being beating a woman to death with musical instruments.
Submitted by: Andria
| "Once Bitten Twice Shy"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Out on the open road, and the heater don't work,
and it's oh-so-cold Why They're Inappropriate: This line is totally out of context with the rest of the song. Nowhere else in the song is there a mention of a car or anything else to do with one.
Submitted by: Andria
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"Once Bitten Twice Shy"
The Dirty Lyrics: You didn't know what rock and roll was
until you met the driver of our greyhound bus I got there in the nick of time before he got his hands across your state line. Why They're Dirty: It's not rocket science people. It's about a groupie doing someone on a bus, at least that's how it comes across.
Submitted by: carly_carlz
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"Once Bitten Twice Shy"
The Lyrics: All the blood on my hand and my Les Paul heat
Product Brand Name: Les Paul guitars.
Submitted by: Andria
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"Once Bitten Twice Shy"
The Lyrics: Woman you're gonna die in your sleep
With the blood on your hand and my Les Paul heat Why: These two lines are apparently about a woman being beaten to death with an electric guitar.
Submitted by: Andria
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"Cleveland Rocks"
The Lyrics: Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks!
Why: Cleveland Ohio has The Rock-and-Roll Hall-of-Fame.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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