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Fun Music Information -> John Mayer
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
John MayorNew Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "White House Warfare" | "Heartbreak Warfare" | Kung-Fu Cutbug |
| "Slaughters" | "Daughters" | Regina Haniger |
| "Your Body Is A Haunted House" | "Your Body Is A Wonderland" | MOR |
| "Your Body Is A Temple of God" | "Your Body Is A Wonderland" | MOR |
| "Claritin" | "Clarity" | ... |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Your Body Is A Wonderland," | A body is not a piece of land. | Open Mike Knight |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Year Zero," 30 Seconds To Mars | "No Such Thing," John Mayer | |
| "The Lightning Tree," The Settlers | "No Such Thing," John Mayer | |
| "Shake The Sugar Tree," Pam Tillis | "No Such Thing," John Mayer | |
| "Invisible Sun," The Police | "No Such Thing," John Mayer | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Our Body Is A Wonderland" originally "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
Bethany Byrd
"Bigger Than My Boy" originally "Bigger Than My Body"
Janice Ferrell
"Reaming With A Broken Heart" originally "Dreaming With A Broken Heart"
Georgie
"Waiting On The Word To Change" originally "Waiting On The World To Change"
Sounds like a job for Vanna White!
Alina
"Your Boy Is A Wonderland" originally "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
Lindsay Lowhound
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Covered In The Train" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Covered In The Drain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Covered In The Grain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Covered In The Brain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Dreaming With A Broken Hearth" originally "Dreaming With A Broken Heart"
Joe
Change a Letter:
"Charity" originally "Clarity"
Joe Siebert
"Waiting On The World To Charge" originally "Waiting On The World To Change"
Not in this current economy!
rebecca
"Your Body As A Wonderland" originally "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
dooglebird
"Cultures" originally "Vultures"
Arlene Titshaw
Recordings:
Feb 28
a parody of "Your Body Is A Wonderland" by John Mayer
A tragic event at the Happiest Place on Earth.
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Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Vultures" | "Mission" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Route 66" | "I -95" | Tim G |
| "Your Body Is a Wonderland" | "A Ball Made Out of Rubber Bands" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Daughters" | "Donuts" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Gravity" | "Insanity" | The Offenders |
| "Waiting on the World to Change" | "Waiting for Our Plane to Land" | Eric V.G. |
| "Badge And Gun" | "Rash and Gum" | Harold Fuccerman |
| "Daughters" | "Writers" | Confission |
| "Waiting On the World to Change" | "Waiting For the Sign to Change" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Heartbreak Warfare" | "Modern Warfare" | JamesBond0007 |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Daughters | Adoption Service | Kim G. |
| Your Body Is A Wonderland | Summer Camp For Overweight Kids | Lydia |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Your Body Is A Wonderland | Bill O'Reilly''s Office at FOX | VJON |
| No Such Thing | High School | Akira |
| Your Boby Is A Wonderland | Obesity Hotline | Keon |
| Bigger Than My Body | Jenny Craig | roachc420 |
| Your Body Is A Wonderland | Coroner's office | Mike Florio |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Tell Her About It Billy Joel | Daughters John Mayer | Tell Her Daughters About It | Serafina |
| They Jem | Say John Mayer | They Say | Marissa |
| Tell Laura I Love Her Ray Peterson | Daughters John Mayer | Tell Laura I Love Her Daughters | Serafina |
| Take Time To Know Her Percy Sledge | Daughters John Mayer | Take Time To Know Her Daughters | Serafina |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Olivia Newton-John Mayer
Olivia Newton-John combined with John Mayer
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Elton John Mayer
Elton John combined with John Mayer
Submitted By: Joe
John Mayer Hawthorne
John Mayer combined with Mayer Hawthorne
I don't know whether the first or last names Mayer are pronounced "mayor" as in "mayor of the city" or "Myer" as in Oscar Mayer.
Submitted By: Isac
Misheard Lyrics:
"Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics: Raggedy
Original Lyrics: Gravity
| "No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna run from my home to my high school
Original Lyrics: I wanna run through the halls of my high school
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"Daughters"
Misheard Lyrics: She's just like a wheeze
Original Lyrics: She's just like a maze
| "Your Body Is a Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics: Huggies Ultratrim
Original Lyrics: Your body is a wonderland
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Route 66"
Misheard Lyrics: Get Chick Hicks on Route 66!
Original Lyrics: Get your kicks on Route 66!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jemaine Balzary My son referred to this song as the Chick Hicks song. When he told me the misheard line of the song I laughed immediately and corrected him. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Who Says"
Better Lyrics:
It's been a long time since Mississippi
It's been a long time since I was 12
Barely remember what happened to my mother
But ever since, my life's a living hell
It's been a long time since I was 12
Barely remember what happened to my mother
But ever since, my life's a living hell
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long night in Baton Rouge
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you
It's been a long night in Baton Rouge
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you
Submitted by: Kung-Fu Cutbug
"Cat's Potty Is A Box Of Sand "
Better Lyrics:
we got her bag 'o' litter
that box seems to fit her
now she's got to doo
she don't mind my
discoverin' poo
one mound it makes a stench
it smells like eggs again
the air is so gross and
it's so vile
if i want clean
i clean it
can't take the smell
i mean it
she climbs through my big plants
and breaks them
that seems to make her smile
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
guess i could buy a more expensive brand
but I hate that it's high priced sand
when it's that time she goes to find it
when it's her smell she don't mind it
and when i want clean
i clean it
can't take the smell
i mean it
she climbs through my big plants
and breaks them
that seems to make her smile
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
dang kitty
smell don't fit me
but you're mine all mine all mine
but you stink so bad it hurts sometimes!
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
that box seems to fit her
now she's got to doo
she don't mind my
discoverin' poo
one mound it makes a stench
it smells like eggs again
the air is so gross and
it's so vile
if i want clean
i clean it
can't take the smell
i mean it
she climbs through my big plants
and breaks them
that seems to make her smile
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
guess i could buy a more expensive brand
but I hate that it's high priced sand
when it's that time she goes to find it
when it's her smell she don't mind it
and when i want clean
i clean it
can't take the smell
i mean it
she climbs through my big plants
and breaks them
that seems to make her smile
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
dang kitty
smell don't fit me
but you're mine all mine all mine
but you stink so bad it hurts sometimes!
cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand
Original Lyrics:
We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you
One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue
'Cause if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it
you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you
One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue
'Cause if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it
you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
Submitted by: Jeremy Chambers and Bryan Pardue
"Your Body is a Wonderland"
Better Lyrics:
Cat's potty is a box of sand
Original Lyrics:
Your body Is a wonderland
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"83"
The Funny Lyrics: What ever happened to my lunch box when came the day that it got thrown away,
and don't you think I should have had some say in that decision? Why They're Funny: Wow! That's a really good question.
Submitted by: flower101
| "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Funny Lyrics: You're body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands)
Why They're Funny: It's like he goes from being poetic to having a fit of sexual tension. Sounds like he wants to use more than his hands...
Submitted by: Nicole
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Say"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Say what you need to say
Why They're Repetitive: Go on! Say it! Quit repeating that! You're just giving me yet ANOTHER reason to not like you!
Submitted by: hekifier
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Something about the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillow case you tell me where to go though I might leave to find it I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it Why They're Nonsensical: Okay, what shape does someone make and why are they crawling? Why would someone tell you to leave and to find what?? Maybe she asked him to leave and he's just fantasizing about her anyways....eww?
Submitted by: jamie
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm never speaking up again...
Why They're Inappropriate: John states that same lyric in an earlier song on the album, 'My Stupid Mouth'. But he slips the same lyric into this song, where it has no place, and makes absolutely no sense!
Submitted by: Sarah C.
| "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Two candy lips and a bubblegum tongue
Why They're Inappropriate: I can understand the 'candy lips' thing, but a bubblegum tongue? I'd be mad if someone started chewing on my tongue like bubblegum!
Submitted by: Sarah C.
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Comfortable"
The Lyrics: But you could distinguish Miles from Coltrane
Our love was comfortable and so broken in. Who They Mention: Miles Davis
John Coltrane Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "83"
The Lyrics: Oh make me a red cape
I wanna be Superman Who They Mention: Superman
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"No Such Thing"
The Song Lyrics: I am invincible
Song They Mention: "Invincible" by Pat Benatar
Submitted by: Isac
| "83"
The Song Lyrics: Here I stand 6 feet small
romanticizing years ago it's a bittersweet feeling hearing "Wrapped Around Your Finger" on the radio Song They Mention: "Wrapped Around Your Finger" by The Police
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Who Says"
Opening Lines: Who says I can't get stoned
Comments: It was the first thing that came to my mind. I didnt see it yet...
Submitted by: Liz Bone
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"No Such Thing"
The Boasting Lyrics: I am invincible
I am invincible I am invincible I am invincible as long as I'm alive Comments: Nobody in this world is that invincible.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Title Space Change:
"Cove Red In The Rain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Submitted by: Diana Jasper
"Cover Ed In The Rain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Submitted by: Diana Jasper
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Who You Love "
The Lyrics: You love, who you love
Who you love You love, who you love Who you love Why: John is referring to a "him/her" so it should be "Whom"
Submitted by: rosensclass
| "Waiting On The World To Change"
The Lyrics: So we keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the world to change Why: It should be "waiting FOR the world to change". "Wait on" means serve, John.
Submitted by: MO
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Band Name Anagrams:
Ye Ram John Submitted by: Tracy Stockton
Hone Mr. Jay Submitted by: Tracy Stockton
Aye, Mr. John Submitted by: Tracy Stockton
Yeah, Mr. Jon Submitted by: Rodney
Enjoy Harm Submitted by: Carmen Mistletoe
Ah, a sadist or masochist, depending on whose harm
Song Title Anagrams:
"Get Us Hard" originally "Daughters"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Heard Gust" originally "Daughters"
It must be super-windy!
Submitted by: Alexis
"Trade Hugs" originally "Daughters"
Sounds like a great idea!
Submitted by: Alexis
"Hate Drugs" originally "Daughters"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Huge Darts" originally "Daughters"
Submitted by: Alexis
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
WIG: "Wherever I Go"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"You Who Love" originally "Who You Love"
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"You Who Love" originally "Who You Love"
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Man Joyer originally "John Mayer"
Submitted by: MOR
