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Fun Music Information -> Jordin Sparks
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Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: J Speezy or Jordin Speezy. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Spanky. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "One Step At A Time" | "One Snap at A Time" | Rocky Mak |
| "Taboo" | "Tattoo" | Kaylie L |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "No Air," | Air exists. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Permanent Monday," | Monday always gives way to Tuesday. | Natalie Starboardman |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Adolescents," Incubus | "Young And In Love," Jordin Sparks | |
| "If You Wait For Love," Bobby Goldsboro | "Worth The Wait," Jordin Sparks | |
| "Overnight Sensation (Hit Record)," Raspberries | "Don't Let It Go To Your Head," Jordin Sparks | |
| "Livin' In The Past," Jethro Tull | "This Is My Now," Jordin Sparks | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"His Is My Now" originally "This Is My Now"
Wendy Torrance
"Net To You" originally "Next To You"
Renee Sutton
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"This Is Amy Now" originally "This Is My Now"
Penelope Beckinsale
"This Is My Snow" originally "This Is My Now"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Freezer" originally "Freeze"
Penelope Beckinsale
Change a Letter:
"Nest To You" originally "Next To You"
Peter
"This Is Me Now" originally "This Is My Now"
Makes the title grammatically better.
Alina
"This Is My Cow" originally "This Is My Now"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Text To You" originally "Next To You"
Penelope Beckinsale
"One Stew At A Time" originally "One Step At A Time"
Penelope Beckinsale
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "No Air" | "Dirty Air" | Brittanypreet |
| "No Air" | "Dirty Air" | Brittanypreet |
| "I Am Woman" | "I Am Wolfman" | John A. Barry |
| "This Is My Now" | "This Is My Cow" | Agrimorfee |
| "I Am Woman" | "I Am Herman" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Tattoo" | "Another Tattoo" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "No Air" | "Dirty Air" | Manpreet |
| "No Air" | "Dirty Air" | Manpreet |
| "Permanent Monday" | "Permanent Sunday" | Rocky Mak |
| "No Air" | "No Fair" | Incompetentia |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| No Air | Buy Land On The Moon | Rachel |
| Tattoo | L.A. Ink | Rachel |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Jordy Sparks
Jordy combined with Jordin Sparks
Submitted By: Koop
Jordin Sparks Arcade Fire
Jordin Sparks combined with Arcade Fire
Hopefully she'll be more careful at the arcade next time.
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Misheard Lyrics:
"Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics: Both hands tied behind my back with nothing, oh no
These times when we climb so far to fall again Why we gotta fall for it now? I never meant the Star Wars Original Lyrics: Both hands tied behind my back for nothing, oh no
These times when we climb so fast to fall again Why we gotta fall for it now? I never meant to start a war | "Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics: You'd better go and get your handbag
Original Lyrics: You'd better go and get your armor
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"Christmas Time to Me"
Misheard Lyrics: I could walk the wrong way
Original Lyrics: I could walk on Broadway
| "Tattoo"
Misheard Lyrics: Just like a baboon
Original Lyrics: Just like a tattoo
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics: better go and kiss your llama
Original Lyrics: better go and get your armour
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Hotdogman I always thought it was kiss your llama, but I wondered why she'd be saying that. I wanted to see what they were really saying in the lyrics and I found it. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Tattoo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You're a part of everything I do
You're on my heart just like a tattoo Just like a tattoo I'll always have you Why They're Nonsensical: Now you can't really have a tattoo on your heart unless she means that there's a tattoo on her chest.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Title Space Change:
"One Step At A Tim E" originally "One Step At A Time "
Submitted by: Peter
"Just Fort Here Cord" originally "Just For The Record"
Submitted by: Sam O.H. Thomas
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Permanent Monday"
The Lyrics: And the hours move too slow
And I just wish that you were holding me near Why: 'Slow' is an adjective, you need an adverb to describe the passage of time. Yet it is so easy to fix, too.
Sensible replacement: And the hours move too slowly I just wish that you were holding me near Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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Band Name Anagrams:
Jordin's Parks Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Also a performer name space change
Drops Ink Jars Submitted by: Deirdre Collins
That would make a mess!
Song Title Anagrams:
"Air On" originally "No Air"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Or Ian" originally "No Air"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"On Ira" originally "No Air"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I, Rona" originally "No Air"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"No IRA" originally "No Air"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Text You Knew" originally "Next To You"
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Text Knew You" originally "Next To You"
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Permanent Monday"
The Lyrics: 'Cause everytime you go away
The sunshine starts to fade Why: The song is about missing a partner in Autumn. Many people don't like working on Monday after the weekend, that was why the name of the song. The song is in G-major though.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Being the daughter of an ex-NFL player"
Her father is former New York Giants defender Phillippi Sparks.
Submitted by: Miss Treated
"Daughter of an ex-NFL player and her ring"
She is not married, the ring is a purity ring, so she took a vow in church to stay a virgin until married.
She is the daughter of Phillippi Sparks, a cornerback for New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys from 1992-2000.
She is the daughter of Phillippi Sparks, a cornerback for New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys from 1992-2000.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Fireworks
They make lots of sparks.
Submitted by: Audrey Ruiz
