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Fun Music Information -> Jo Stafford

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New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Teach Me To Bite"	"Teach Me Tonight"	Trevor Overt
"Teach Me To Fight"	"Teach Me Tonight"	Trevor Overt

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Haunted Heart,"	Hearts are incapable of being haunted.	Peter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Watching TV," Roger Waters	"Out Of This World," Jo Stafford
"Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch	"On London Bridge," Jo Stafford
"Mission To Mars," Strung Out	"Out Of This World," Jo Stafford
"Lessons In Love," Level 42	"Teach Me Tonight," Jo Stafford
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"On London Ridge" originally "On London Bridge"

Candy Welty

"On London Bride" originally "On London Bridge"

Candy Welty

"Win In The Willow" originally "Wind In The Willow"

Candy Welty

"Out Of This Wold" originally "Out Of This World"

Wold = a chalk hill such as those in England

Karen Smith

"Out Of His World" originally "Out Of This World"

Karen Smith

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"One London Bridge" originally "On London Bridge"

Candy Welty

"Ton London Bridge" originally "On London Bridge"

Candy Welty

"Own London Bridge" originally "On London Bridge"

Candy Welty

"Won London Bridge" originally "On London Bridge"

Candy Welty

"Windy In The Willow" originally "Wind In The Willow"

Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"The Last Mule Home" originally "The Last Mile Home"

Diana Jasper

"The Last Mill Home" originally "The Last Mile Home"

Diana Jasper

"The Last Mole Home" originally "The Last Mile Home"

Diana Jasper

"The Last Male Home" originally "The Last Mile Home"

Diana Jasper

"The Last Mile Hole" originally "The Last Mile Home"

Diana Jasper

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"You Belong to Me"	"They Belong to Me"	John Dacey
"You Belong To Me"	"You Won't Suppress Me"	John Dacey
"Shrimp Boats"	"Swift Boat"	Barry J. Mitchel

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Somebody's Watching Me Rockwell	Make Love To Me Jo Stafford	Somebody's Watching; Make Love To Me Someone likes to have an audience!	Jacynthia Maries
May You Always The McGuire Sisters	Make Love To Me Jo Stafford	May You Always Make Love To Me I'm not sure what to call this. Rape? White slavery? What?	Diddims
When It's Nighttime In Italy, It's Wednesday Over Here The Everly Brothers	Make Love To Me Jo Stafford	When It's Nighttime In Italy, Make Love To Me Over Here	Marian
Oh What A Feeling The Everly Brothers	Make Love To Me Jo Stafford	Oh What A Feeling, Make Love To Me!	Marian
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Erika Jo Stafford

Erika Jo combined with Jo Stafford

Submitted By: Candy Welty

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Make Love To Me"

The Dated Lyrics:

Come a little closer, make love to me

Why They're Dated:

It was in the 1990s that I first remember hearing this song from the 1950s. Although songs referring to 'making love', as the phrase is currently understood, were right at home in the 1990s or any time since then, I was thinging, 'Whoa! I'm shocked to find a song form the 1950s with such 'explicit' lyrics. They just didn't talk about such things back then!'. Then somebody explained to me that the meaning of 'make love' has changed, and in the 1950s it by no means referred to 'going all the way'.

Submitted by: Kirsten Abercrombie