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Fun Music Information -> Justin Bieber
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Jokes:
Pink and Justin Bieber were drinking, Tattooing, and Smoking. They were partying so hard that Justin Bieber passed out. Pink sang "Please Don't Leave Me." Submitted by: Jason Konopka
| Q:What does Justin Bieber have in common with Eddie Van Halen? A:They both run with the devil. Q: What does Justin Bieber have in common with AC/DC? A: When they all die off they will be on a Highway to hell. Q: What does Justin Bieber have in common with Canadian Bacon? A: Both come from PIGS Submitted by: Jay K
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Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Justin Beaver. Submitted by: Safety Dancer
Known informally as: The Beebs/Biebs/Baby Biebs. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Justin Blabber | He needs to shut up once in a while. | Opie M. |
| Justin Beaker | If he became interested in chemistry labs? | H |
| Lustin' Fever | What his music brings out in girl fans | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Dustbin Bieber | For when we've all had ENOUGH!!! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Just a Minor | For all female Adult fans that want him | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Intestines" | "Intentions" | Nicole Velocin |
| "One Less Loony Girl" | "One Less Lonely Girl" | Tess O. Gosset |
| "One Less Lonely Troll" | "One Less Lonely Girl" | Winter Pepper |
| "Booty and a Beep" | "Beauty and a Beat" | Winterpepper |
| "Spanking is Tough Love" | "Somebody to Love" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Love Me," Justin Bieber | "Love Yourself," Justin Bieber | |
| "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman," Britney Spears | "What Do You Mean?," Justin Bieber | |
| "The Game," Disturbed | "Sorry," Justin Bieber | |
| "Holiday," Madonna | "Christmas Eve," Justin Bieber | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"All Ad" originally "All Bad"
Yvette Bristle
"Al Bad" originally "All Bad"
Yvette Bristle
"Bay" originally "Baby"
jonny
"On Time" originally "One Time"
Another obvious one that somehow got missed
nally
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"All Bard" originally "All Bad"
Hilary Nevis
"All Bade" originally "All Bad"
Hilary Nevis
"All Band" originally "All Bad"
Hilary Nevis
"Ally Bad" originally "All Bad"
Hilary Nevis
"All Bald" originally "All Bad"
Please don't take this the wrong way.
Reptone
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Inventions" originally "Intentions"
Lori Sifferan
"Awl Bad" originally "All Bad"
Yvette Bristle
"One Dime" originally "One Time"
Peter
"One Lime" originally "One Time"
Peter
"One Mime" originally "One Time"
What many of us wish Bieber was?
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
May 3
a parody of "All That Matters" by Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber has been getting a lot of flack lately because of his recent legal troubles. I kind of feel bad for the little punk. He did kind of miss out on a real childhood. He's probably got a lot of personality problems. Maybe this is how he copes with all that hate... with beloved childhood boardgames.
Soundclick.com: (Mp3)
July 14
a parody of "Baby" by Justin Bieber
You just got a facebook event invite from someone you barely know...
YouTube: (YouTube)
Apr 11
a parody of "One Time" by Justin Bieber
Some people just can't ever seem to get to work on time, EVER!
Soundclick.com: (mp3)
Oct 19
a parody of "Somebody to Love" by Justin Bieber
Almost every rap artist is looking to collaborate with JB in hopes of gaining his fans. Justin just doesn't realize he's being used.
YouTube: (Video)
Oct 15
a parody of "One Time" by Justin Bieber
Do you know someone who freaks out everytime someone coughs or sneezes, claiming they have Swine flu? This spoof is for them.
YouTube: (Video)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Come Around Me" | "Pump It Round, Please" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "All That Matters" | "Awful Backers" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Available" | "Unscalable" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Hold On" | "Voltron" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Ghost" | "Post" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Mark My Words" | "Parked on Curbs" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "All Around Me" | "Morons Crowned Me" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Take It Out on Me" | "Fight This Bout for Me" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "E.T.A." | "Meaty Taste" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Off My Face" | "Back on Track" | Duc4AmIRight |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Baby | Child Services | Davd |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Love Me Two Times The Doors | One Time Justin Bieber | Love Me Three Times | Ariane |
| I Don't Want To Be Gavin DeGraw | Sorry Justin Bieber | I Don't Want To Be Sorry | Rachel |
| I Am...I Said Neil Diamond | Sorry Justin Bieber | I Am Sorry, I Said | Rachel |
| Call Me Maybe Carly Rae Jepsen | Baby Justin Bieber | Call Me Baby Mishearing of the first title! | Liza Lott |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Zombieber
Rob Zombie combined with Justin Bieber
Submitted By: Boy George Harrison Ford Escort
Justin Hayward Bieber
Justin Hayward combined with Justin Bieber
If Doremi Hayward (Justin's daughter) married Justin Bieber, have a son - and named him after her dad...
Submitted By: Chowder
John Cafferty and the Bieber Brown Band
John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band combined with Justin Bieber
I suppose I could've gone the other way and used "Justin Beaver"...
Submitted By: Cassandra
Justin Timbieberlake
Justin Timberlake combined with Justin Bieber
Ha ha ha!!!
Submitted By: Mr. Bump
There are additional Justin Bieber Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics: She had her peaches out in Georgia She got arrested down in Florida
Original Lyrics: I got my peaches out in Georgia I get my weed from California
| "Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics: I get my weave from California
Original Lyrics: I get my weed from California
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"Love Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics: You should go, you're not yourself
Original Lyrics: You should go and love yourself
| "What Do You Mean"
Misheard Lyrics: First you wanna go to the life then you want to turn right
Original Lyrics: First you wanna go to the left then you want to turn right
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics: She had her peaches out in Georgia She got arrested down in Florida
Original Lyrics: I got my peaches out in Georgia I get my weed from California
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Unknown Some youtube Video |
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Baby"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Baby baby baby oh like baby baby baby no baby baby baby baby
Why They're Repetitive: The word "baby" is repeated through out the whole song.
Submitted by: Dave
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"No Sense"
The Dirty Lyrics: All I wanna do is you
I mean that so literally Don't nobody go harder than you Why They're Dirty: It's pretty clear what kind of "doing" he's talking about. The only question is, is that what he means throughout the entire song?
Submitted by: SMendes
| "First Dance"
The Dirty Lyrics: I promise I'll be gentle but we gotta do it slowly
Why They're Dirty: He's talking about doing it slowly... Plus the song is called first dance. So it means hes gonna do a virgin easy and slow
Submitted by: Paige
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Just-in BEE-bur
Submitted by: Guest
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Boyfriend (2010s)"
The Song Lyrics: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
Song They Mention: "Never Let You Go" - Third Eye Blind.
Submitted by: nally
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"One Less Lonely Girl"
Opening Lines: There's gonna be one less lonely girl
Comments: Submitted by: give_me "a/ reason
| "Boyfriend"
Opening Lines: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"Boy Friend" originally "Boyfriend "
Not really a lover.
Submitted by: Lance Crackers
"Run Away, Love!" originally "Runaway Love"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Over Board" originally "Overboard"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Speech Less" originally "Speechless"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Intentions"
The Lyrics: Picture perfect, you don't need no filter
Why: Double negative
Submitted by: Liz
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Band Name Anagrams:
Justin Be Brie Submitted by: Sarah D.
Bribe Justine Submitted by: Rachel
I Just Be Brine Submitted by: Margie
I Bribe Sun Jet Submitted by: Mary
Sun Jet? What would that be?
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ah, You Wanted Mo" originally "What Do You Mean"
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"Oh, You Wanted Ma" originally "What Do You Mean"
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"Woman Hated You" originally "What Do You Mean"
Well that's disheartening...
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"Selling Lonely Rose" originally "One Less Lonely Girl"
Submitted by: Gladys
"Abby" originally "Baby"
Submitted by: Alexis
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
US: "U Smile"
Submitted by: Millie Verst
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Froy Bend" originally "Boyfriend"
Submitted by: Brionna Secret
Song Lawsuits:
"Sorry"
Indie artist White Hinterland accused Bieber and Skrillex of using her vocal loop from her 2014 song "Ring the Bell" without permission; Skrillex rebutted Hinterland's claims by uploading a video manipulating the vocals of co-writer Julia Michaels. The lawsuit was later dropped.
Submitted by: Maryellen Larkin
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Bustin' Jeeber originally "Justin Bieber"
Doesn't make sense but it sounds funny.
Submitted by: Opie M.
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Throwing up on stage"
Justin Bieber got sick at one of his concerts and tossed his milk on stage. After purging himself, he continued his performance.
Submitted by: Lance Crackers
"Having the most disliked video on the internet"
In 2010, Justin's video for "Baby" became the most disliked video on not only YouTube, but the whole internet.
Submitted by: Katycat
"Wild Plot to Kill Him"
The New Mexico State Police headquarters was crushed by media calls recently seeking information about a report that superstar Bieber was the target of a prison-hatched murder-for-hire scheme. Police moved quickly, the plot was foiled, and arrests have been made. A purported $2500 per testicle castration order was directed at two other targets while Bieber was labled "Victim 3" by convicted murderer Dana Martin. Martin is serving multiple life sentences for strangling 15 year old DeAndra Florucci and throwing her over a Vermont bridge in 2000. Bieber was, police said in an affadavit, his "ultimate target." Martin hired felon Mark Staake age 41 to commit the crimes and he in turn enlisted his nephew Tanner Ruane, age 23. The uncle and nephew team ran into a US border crossing after accidently going the wrong way towards Canada. After being turned back Staake was arrested on an outstanding warrant from NM and later his nephew Tanner was arrested in NY for a recorded telephone call to Staake in which he decided to continue with the job using code words for murder. He was arrested for conspiracy to commit murder and conspiracy to commit aggravated battery. Apparently, it was Martin that turned them in prior to their arrests. It seems he wanted media attention and is a big Bieber fan himself!!! He hired Staake because he noticed his Bieber tattoo when they both were inmates. Bizarre...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"No Charges Filed..."
LA prosecutors decided not to file any charges against Justin Bieber after investigators found no evidence that the pop star had kicked and punched a photographer after leaving a movie theater last May, a document obtained recently states. Los Angeles County sherif's investigators found no visible injuries, video, nor photographs to confirm the allegations by the photographer. Bieber, 18, was leaving the theater with Selena Gomez on May 27th when he had an encounter in the parking lot. A doctor found only superficial injuries, and deputies observed no injuries on the man after the incident. The misdemeanor charge of battery has been dropped...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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