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Fun Music Information -> Kelis
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Kelis Rogers. Submitted by: soul ii
Also known as: Kelis Rogers. Submitted by: DarkDan
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Instrumental" | "Acapella" | A Stranger |
| "Clambake" | "Milkshake" | soul ii |
| "Apple" | "Milkshake" | anonomous |
| "Slim-Fast" | "Milkshake" | soul ii |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Sale Of The Century," Sleeper | "Game Show," Kelis | |
| "Can I Buy You A Drink?," Hoobastank | "Milkshake," Kelis | |
| "Rock And Roll Band," Boston | "Milkshake," Kelis | |
| "Greed," Godsmack | "Game Show," Kelis | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Capella" originally "Acapella"
Capella = 6th brightest star in sky, in 'Auriga'
Karen Smith
"Digital Word" originally "Digital World"
Chelsea Turtle
"Protect My Hart" originally "Protect My Heart"
Justin B. Burr
"Protect My Heat" originally "Protect My Heart"
Lucinda Blair
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Gamer Show" originally "Game Show"
Yvette Bristle
"Gent Along With You" originally "Get Along With You"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Protect My Hearth" originally "Protect My Heart"
Lucinda Blair
Change a Letter:
"Project My Heart" originally "Protect My Heart"
Tara Gilmer
"Game Shot" originally "Game Show"
Yvette Bristle
"Fame Show" originally "Game Show"
Yvette Bristle
"Game Snow" originally "Game Show"
Yvette Bristle
"Lame Show" originally "Game Show"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional Kelis song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Feb 21
a parody of "My Milkshake" by Kelis
My pokemon bring all the geeks to the yard
supload.com: (mp3)
June 9
a parody of "Milkshake" by Kelis
Very funny ..milkshake with a drag queen twist
geocities: (Mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Milkshake" | "Milk Crate" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Milkshake" | "Back Ache" | Below Average Dave |
| "I Don't Think So" | "Bachelor Don't Think So" | Cait Sith |
| "Milkshake" | "Fatass" | Gary Rogers |
| "Milkshake" | "My Pokemon" | Sara |
| "Bossy" | "Coffee" | White Trash |
| "Bossy" | "Coffee" | White Trash |
| "Milkshake" | "Pokemon Cards" | Theconsoleprodigy |
| "Milkshake" | "Taco" | 1n51dey0urm1nd |
| "Caught Out There" | "Stuffed Out There" | Cait Sith |
There are additional Kelis song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Milkshake | McDonald's milkshakes | Bubbles |
| Milkshake | Intimate Apparel (i.e. Victoria's Secret) | Mike |
| Milkshake | Milkshake! (UK Channel 5's children's strand) | pickle* |
| Milkshake | Dairy Queen | Katie |
| Milkshake | Steak 'n' Shake | Shannon |
| There are additional Kelis commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Milkshake | Lactose Intolerance Clinic | JC Foster |
| Millionnaire | Homeless Helpline | Hillary |
| Milkshake | McDonald's | Ed |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Hard to Beat Hard-Fi | Milkshake Kelis | Hard to Beat a Milkshake | Dongquan |
| Shake That Scooter | Milkshake Kelis | Shake That Milkshake | Chibs |
| Tired Of Sex Weezer | In Public Kelis | Tired Of Sex In Public | Rhonda Blankenship |
| Bad Michael Jackson | Milkshake Kelis | Bad Milkshake I had one once. | beatlebabe |
| There are additional Kelis duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Milkshake"
Misheard Lyrics: I could teach you But I have to Charles.
Original Lyrics: I could teach you But I have to charge.
| "Caught Out There"
Misheard Lyrics: Last year, ferrets are gay
Original Lyrics: Last year, Valentine's Day
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"Milkshake"
Misheard Lyrics: They lose their mothers
Original Lyrics: They lose their minds
| "Caught Out There"
Misheard Lyrics: Last year, Valentine's Day
You were just born this way "Babe, I love you, love you (Yo, he's lying) and I swear" Held you when you were sick, heaving Original Lyrics: Last year, Valentine's Day
You would spoil me and say "Babe, I love you, love you (Yo, he's lying) and I swear" Held you when you were sick, even |
| There are additional Kelis misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Millionaire"
Misheard Lyrics: Papa, I'm a millionaire
But sex with air don't sell affection. Original Lyrics: Papa, I'm a millionaire
But such an air don't sell affection. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Bush administration I was thinking music videos with peeps humping air... ... Fits pretty well. |
| There are additional Kelis misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
My sushi brings all the Japs to the yard
and they're like konichiwa
and they're like konichiwa
Original Lyrics:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like its better than yours
And they're like its better than yours
Submitted by: sAuL
"Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
My protein brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like 'my guns are hard'
Damn right my guns are hard
I can break an iron bar
And they're like 'my guns are hard'
Damn right my guns are hard
I can break an iron bar
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like it's better than your
Damn right it better than yours
I could teach you but i'd have to charge
and they're like it's better than your
Damn right it better than yours
I could teach you but i'd have to charge
Submitted by: SaUl
"Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
(Sung in a thick German accent)
My frankfurter brings all the girls to the club
And they're like, ja, it's bigger than yours
Dang right, it's bigger than yours
You can touch it but I have to charge
My frankfurter brings all the girls to the club
And they're like, ja, it's bigger than yours
Dang right, it's bigger than yours
You can touch it but I have to charge
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
Submitted by: Rachel
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Milkshake"
The Funny Lyrics: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Why They're Funny: Only 25 cents lol
Submitted by: Michael
| "Caught Out There"
The Funny Lyrics: I hate you so much right now,
I hate you so much right now - aaaaaaarrghhh!! Why They're Funny: The sudden scream is some bit of theatre, it gives the whole song a 'soap opera' quality, and it wrecks any feeling that she knows the things she's singing about
Submitted by: Monica
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Millionaire Ft. Andre 3000"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I,I,I,I woke up early this morning
I don't think ya'll heard me I woke up early this morning I don't think ya'll heard me I woke up early this mornin I don't think think ya'll heard me I woke up early this morning Why They're Repetitive: We heard you the first time!!!
Submitted by: keynan
| "Milkshake"
The Repetitive Lyrics: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours Why They're Repetitive: The chorus makes up this whole dad-gum sing, dang it!
Submitted by: Cara K
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| There are additional Kelis repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Milkshake"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like, its better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge and then I can see you're on it, you want me to teach the techniques that freaks these boys, it can't be bought Why They're Nonsensical: Well I really, really love this song, but I thought she said she could teach you for a price...? Hello, can it be bought or not?
Submitted by: Spazn
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Digital World"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Messages to start my day
Been sitting on my bus since Wednesday Tried to hit you on your two way Your mailbox was full all the way Why They're Misrhymed: For some reason, these words rhyme exceptionally well together, so much that you're not even able to notice any slight difference both in spelling and pronunciation. In fact, it's as if they're exactly the same words being coupled! How clever can a lyricist be?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Millionaire"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: If you got glitches in your like computer
Turn it off and then reboot-a Why They're Misrhymed: 'Reboot' is attempted to rhyme with 'computer' because an 'a' is placed at the end.
Submitted by: sonikal
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| There are additional Kelis misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Game Show"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: They were talking 'bout marriage...and that stuff you know
Why They're Inappropriate: No, actually we don't know Kelis - perhaps you're able to explain to everyone what this 'stuff' is? Pharrell and Chad really fell asleep on the page with this one, didn't they?
Submitted by: Monokini
| "Young, Fresh and New"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: And you think about what's holding you is relatives and clothes
Why They're Inappropriate: Read it...carefully...and see if that makes any sense to you whatsoever.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Easy Come, Easy Go"
The Lyrics: I see the way you look at me
It's not the Hennessy Product Brand Name: Hennessy, a French brand of cognac
Submitted by: xxxpress
| "Flash Back"
The Lyrics: And that's when you walked by
Holding your St. Ides Product Brand Name: St. Ides, a brand of malt liquor
Submitted by: xxxpress
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| There are additional Kelis product lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Circus"
Opening Lines: Come join our circus where we all wear masks.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Milkshake"
The Boasting Lyrics: Damn right, it's better than yours!
Comments: It's just mean!
Submitted by: hamburger456
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Song Title Space Change:
"Rick Met" originally "Trick Me"
Met whom?
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Anagrams:
Isle K Submitted by: Naomi Swanson
Between isles J&M of Christmas Isles (No L there)
Le Ski Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Le Ski" is French for "The Ski".
Is Elk Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
Likes Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Song Title Anagrams:
"Test Hop" originally "The Spot"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Host Pet" originally "The Spot"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"The Tops" originally "The Spot"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Hot Step" originally "The Spot"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Shot Pet" originally "The Spot"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Kelis Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Shame, Go" originally "Game Show"
Submitted by: Emily Lime
"Protect High Mart" originally "Protect My Heart"
Submitted by: Evil Olive
"Lit A Gong With You" originally "Get Along With You"
And rang a candle too!
Submitted by: Jessica Junderworth
