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Fun Music Information -> Kelly Clarkson
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This is the most recent information about Kelly Clarkson that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Kelly Clarkson, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Kelly ClarkstonMusic Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Breakup Song Queen. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "From Justin To Kelly" | The film wasn't very good, and I haven't seen her in any other film. - brainstem |
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Kelly Clarkson" | "Waitress" | In Kelly's audition she stated that she was a waitress at a restaurant. - Celeste |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Judas" | i couldn't see, i couldn't see how you deceived, you deceived i never thought you'd do that to me - thelastaurora |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "A Momentum Like This" | "A Moment Like This" | Sonya Raynos |
| "A Movement Like This" | "A Moment Like This" | Sonya Raynos |
| "Miss Dependant" | "Miss Independent" | Sheila Oh |
| "Miss Into Pendants" | "Miss Independent" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Because Of Her" | "Because Of You" | Natasha |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Never Enough," | Sometimes, enough is enough. | Sheila Oh |
| "Miss Independent," | 'Independent' is not a surname. | Steve |
| "Mr. Know It All," | Nobody knows everything. | Heather Brockwell |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Why Can't We Be Friends?," War | "Because Of You," Kelly Clarkson | |
| "I Love You," Martina McBride | "You Love Me," Kelly Clarkson | |
| "Don't Tell Me What To Do," Pam Tillis | "Miss Independent," Kelly Clarkson | |
| "Do It," Nelly Furtado | "Never Again," Kelly Clarkson | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Ever Again" originally "Never Again"
Serafina
"Stronger (Hat Doesn't Kill You)" originally "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Just don't wear it too tight.
Serafina
"A Moment Like His" originally "A Moment Like This"
Serafina
"Just Missed The Rain" originally "Just Missed The Train"
Alyssa Jayne
"Never Gain" originally "Never Again"
Doodah Bobo
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Don't Crush" originally "Don't Rush"
Serafina
"Don't Brush" originally "Don't Rush"
Serafina
"Underneath The Three" originally "Underneath The Tree"
Three what?
Veronica Persica
"Dark Slide" originally "Dark Side"
Most likely a slide picture with nothing on it.
Serafina
"People Liked Us" originally "People Like Us"
Middle word in the new title is definitely a verb.
Isabella
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"My Fife Would Suck Without You" originally "My Life Would Suck Without You"
You taught me how to play the fife well?
Jessica Childress
"My Life Would Suck Without Lou" originally "My Life Would Suck Without You"
Jessica Childress
"Dark Size" originally "Dark Side"
Lauren
"Don't Gush" originally "Don't Rush"
Serafina
"Don't Rust" originally "Don't Rush"
Serafina
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Mar 14
a parody of "Low" by Kelly Clarkson
This lyric video of "Have You Ever Been Loved" is a simple one, without video embellishments of any kind, in part to reflect its simple message.
YouTube: (MP4)
June 28
a parody of "Heartbeat Song" by Kelly Clarkson
Each year, Discovery Channel puts together a week full of shows for Shark Week. This song celebrates that effort. Parody of Heartbeat Song by Kelly Clarkson. Lyrics and Vocals: Jeff Reuben Backing track, mixing and mastering: Jace McLain of Nuclear Bubble Wrap
The FuMP: (mp3)
Feb 19
a parody of "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson
A love song about Fay Wray and America's favorite gigantic monkey.
www.badave.com: (M(onkey)P3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "High Road" | "Costumes" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Red Flag Collector" | "New Time for the House" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "My Life Would Suck Without You" | "This Show Would Suck Without You" | Inkenroe |
| "Low" | "Have You Ever Been Loved" | Parker Gabriel |
| "Already Gone" | "Confetti Gone" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Love So Soft" | "Town So Good" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Already Gone" | "Already Gone" | Benchyman |
| "People Like Us" | "Beetle-Like Bug" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "A Moment Like This" | "A Hero Like This" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Invincible" | "It's Liveable" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Behind These Hazel Eyes | Contact Lenses | Natasha |
| Breakaway | Flight School | 007Nick |
| Miss Independent | Online Dating Site | Andrew Darwitan |
| Breakaway | Flight Services | Andrew Darwitan |
| The Trouble With Love Is | Reject Counceling | Michael |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Mr Know It All | Autism helpline | Natasha |
| I Do Not Hook Up | Marriage Divorce Counselling | Dongquan |
| One Minute | Watch Repair Service | Dongquan |
| Never Again | Domestic Violence Counselling | Dongquan |
| Sober | Alcohol Rehab | thelastaurora |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| It's Been Awhile Staind | Since U Been Gone Kelly Clarkson | It's Been Awhile Since U Been Gone | David |
| Last Christmas Wham! | Christmas Eve Kelly Clarkson | Last Christmas Eve | Annemarie |
| She Hates Me Puddle Of Mudd | Because Of You Kelly Clarkson | She Hates Me Because Of You It's all your fault! | Jacynthia Maries |
| Tired Of Waiting For You The Kinks | Underneath The Tree Kelly Clarkson | Tired Of Waiting For You Underneath The Tree | Liza Lott |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Tori Kelly Clarkson
Tori Kelly combined with Kelly Clarkson
Submitted By: Alina
Paul Kelly Clarkson
Paul Kelly combined with Kelly Clarkson
Submitted By: Alina
Reckless Kelly Clarkson
Reckless Kelly combined with Kelly Clarkson
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
R. Kelly Clarkson
R. Kelly combined with Kelly Clarkson
Submitted By: Stu L. Pigeon
There are additional Kelly Clarkson Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Mr. Know It All "
Misheard Lyrics: Mr. Gorbachev.
Original Lyrics: Mr. Know It All.
| "My Life Would Suck Without You"
Misheard Lyrics: Nightline won't stop without you
Original Lyrics: My life would suck without you
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"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics: The time is Harry Styles
Original Lyrics: Behind these hazel eyes
| "Because of You"
Misheard Lyrics: Full of TNT
Original Lyrics: For the same damn thing
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Mr. Know It All "
Misheard Lyrics: Mr. Gorbachev.
Original Lyrics: Mr. Know It All.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Steve I thought she was saying to Mikhail Gorbachev and saying that he doesn’t know a thing about her. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Because of you"
Better Lyrics:
Because of you I never pay too much for a hotdog
Because of you I marinate from the one side so I don't get burnt
Because of you I marinate from the one side so I don't get burnt
Original Lyrics:
because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk
because of you I like to stay on the safe side so I don't get hurt
because of you I like to stay on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Submitted by: Andy Leburgerman
"Break Away"
Better Lyrics:
I roll a blunt and learn how to fly
Do what it takes till I get high
Take some weed, roll a blunt
Light it up and smoke away
Do what it takes till I get high
Take some weed, roll a blunt
Light it up and smoke away
Original Lyrics:
I spread my wings and learn how to fly
Do what it takes till I touch the sky
Make a wish, take a chance
Make a change and break away
Do what it takes till I touch the sky
Make a wish, take a chance
Make a change and break away
Submitted by: Jonathan Williams
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"People Like Us (2010s)"
The Funny Lyrics: People like us, we've gotta stick together
Why They're Funny: The title of this song can be interpreted in two different ways. Either (1) the word "like" is a preposition, with the title meaning "people similar to us", which is probably the intended meaning, or (2) the word "like" could be a verb, with the title meaning "people are fond of us". This line, which contains the title, could be interpreted either way.
Submitted by: Skippy
| "Breakaway"
The Funny Lyrics: I'll spread my wings, and I'll learn how to fly
I'll do what it takes until I touch the sky. Why They're Funny: It's funny because it implies she's some sort of bird, which she obviously isn't.
Submitted by: Tammi
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Swallow me then spit me out
Why They're Nonsensical: Unless cannibalism is involved here, I don't see how this can possibly make any literal sense.
Submitted by: Cee Jay
| "Never Again"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green
I hope that when you're in bed with her you think of me I would never wish bad things but I don't wish you well... Why They're Nonsensical: Umm...it kinds sounds like Kelly DOES wish bad things for this ex.
Submitted by: Heather13
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
The Insincere Lyrics: Here I am once again,I'm torn into pieces
I can't denny it I can't pretend, I just thought you were the one Broken up deep inside But you won't get to see the tears I cry Behind these hazel eyes Why They're Insincere: Come on Kelly! There's plenty of other fish in the sea.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Breakaway"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget all the ones that I love Why They're Misrhymed: not quite, Kelly...
Submitted by: Michael S.
| "Before Your Love"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I wanted more than just an ordinary life
All of my dreams seemed like castles in the sky Why They're Misrhymed: First off, there's the obvious: 'life' ends in 'F,' 'sky' doesn't. Also, if you listen closely while saying the two words, the 'I' sounds in them aren't quite the same.
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Thankful"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: You know my dreams
Must be listening when I'm talkin' in my sleep Why They're Inappropriate: To me, it just seems kind of...::whispers:: 'The call is coming from inside the house.'
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Ready"
The Dirty Lyrics: Oh I'm ready now
Come get me Why They're Dirty: Kelly Clarkson is saying she wants to have sex.
Submitted by: Semaphore
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"A Moment Like This"
The Song Lyrics: Could this be the greatest love of all?
Song They Mention: "The Greatest Love of All" by George Benson (later covered by Whitney Houston)
Submitted by: Cody Finke
| "Because Of You"
The Song Lyrics: You should've known better than to lean on me
Song They Mention: "Lean On Me" by Bill Withers (later covered by Club Nouveau)
Submitted by: nally
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Tightrope"
Opening Lines: I'm on the tightrope, you've got your reasons.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Mr. Know It All"
Opening Lines: Mr. Know It All, well you think you know it all.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"You Can Twin" originally "You Can't Win"
Submitted by: Cheryl Jordan
"Just Miss Ed The Train" originally "Just Missed The Train"
Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Be Cause Of You" originally "Because Of You"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Time Less" originally "Timeless"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Missin' Dependent" originally "Miss Independent"
Submitted by: Sarah Tonin
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Since U been gone"
The Lyrics: ...But since you been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on...
Why: The title says it all... was it so hard to say "Since you've been gone?" It would still be wrong, but at least not *that* bad! In fact, if you listen closely, she actually says "you've" - it's such an awful mistake she can't even go through with it. Personally, I'm soooo moving on.
Submitted by: Shiri
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Band Name Anagrams:
Kelly Cons Lark Submitted by: Hayley Spalding
Kelly K. Larson C Submitted by: Carolyn Morgenstern
The 100th in a lineage named "Kelly K. Larson"
Ken Locks Rally Submitted by: Alexis
He probably stops it or something.
Cell On Skylark Submitted by: Alexis
Say 'Knoll Clerk' Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"The Mistaken Limo" originally "A Moment Like This"
Submitted by: Calop
"Twirl Monk, Al" originally "Mr. Know It All"
Submitted by: Jerry
"Monk Will Tar" originally "Mr. Know It All"
Huh?! Whatever....
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"Ear Hem" originally "Hear Me"
Would't that hurt?
Submitted by: Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Ill Bets" originally "Be Still"
Submitted by: Megan
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Breakaway" Length: 10:00
This is the actual length of the full version of the song, although the album contains a considerably shorter edit that is only 3:57 in length. Kelly says she plans to release a re-issue of the album that will contain the full-length version. Seriously, folks.
Submitted by: Rpollck
Song Title Acrostics:
BOY: "Because Of You"
Submitted by: /
BOY: "Because of You"
Submitted by: Felicia
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Wake A Bray" originally "Breakaway"
Should brays be allowed to sleep?
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Sigh "Life Would Muck Without You"" originally "My Life Would Suck Without You"
Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor
"Match Cry, Beth" originally "Catch My Breath"
Submitted by: Renee Keener
"Bach Cry "Meth"" originally "Catch My Breath"
Submitted by: Renee Keener
"He Bind These Hazel Eyes" originally "Behind These Hazel Eyes"
Submitted by: Adlai Alda
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
The Lyrics: Here I am, once again,
I'm torn into pieces Can't deny it, can't pretend Just thought you were the one Why: According to an interview with Entertainment Weekly magazine, Kelly explained that this track was "about the dipstick who completely screwed up and now is unhappy and you're happy."
Submitted by: Cassandra
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Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Underneath The Tree"
The Lyrics: A heart that's mine completely
Knocked me right off my feet. Why: A heart that's fine completely
Knocked me right off my meat. Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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Hidden Tracks:
"Chivas"
The final listed track on her My December album is Irvine. After Irvine ends, there is a few minutes of silence. Then an amazing bonus track called Chivas begins, in which she talks about how crappy her ex boyfriend is and how she can't believe she ever fell for him - and now she prefers Chivas to love.
Submitted by: A
"Chivas"
The final listed track on her My December album is Irvine. After Irvine ends, there is a few minutes of silence. Then an amazing bonus track called Chivas begins, in which she talks about how crappy her ex boyfriend is and how she can't believe she ever fell for him - and now she prefers Chivas to love.
Submitted by: A
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Her completely unrelated co-stars in a car ad"
In 2011, Clarkson did a car commercial with ESPN's Chris Berman, Inside the Actors Studio's James Lipton, and Bizarre Foods' Andrew Zimmern
Submitted by: JeReMy
