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Fun Music Information -> King Missile
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Band Name Origins:
- A Japanese Comic book character. Submitted by: Bobo
Stupid Band Names:
- Given that their only hit is called "Detachable Penis", is it any wonder I keep thinking of the band name as referring to that part of the body? Submitted by: Jonathan S.
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Pigs Will Spy" | "Pigs Will Fly" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Bats Will Swim" | "Pigs Will Fly" | Regina Haniger |
| "Snakes Will Walk" | "Pigs Will Fly" | Regina Haniger |
| "Clams Will Hop" | "Pigs Will Fly" | Regina Haniger |
| "Let's Have Sects" | "Let's Have Sex" | Regina Haniger |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Pigs Will Fly," | Pigs can't fly! | Harlow |
| "Detachable Penis," | I'd hate to forget where I left it! | Greg |
| "Pigs Will Fly," | Naomi Swanson |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "What Do I Have To Do?," Stabbing Westward | "Let's Have Sex," King Missile |
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Let's Shave Sex" originally "Let's Have Sex"
How would THAT be done??
Ursula Turpin
"Let's Have Sext" originally "Let's Have Sex"
Sext = one of the canonical hours for devotion
Carmen Stokes
"Pigs Will Flay" originally "Pigs Will Fly"
Heather Brockwell
Change a Letter:
"Let's Hive Sex" originally "Let's Have Sex"
Since the birds and the bees both do it?
Peter
"Let's Have Sax" originally "Let's Have Sex"
Since it is a good musical instrument?
Peter
"Let's Have Rex" originally "Let's Have Sex"
As said in "Jurassic Park"?
Peter
"Let's Have Hex" originally "Let's Have Sex"
Carmen Stokes
"Pies Will Fly" originally "Pigs Will Fly"
Carmen Mistletoe
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Detachable Penis" | "Invisible Muslim" | CryHavoc |
| "Detachable P*n*s" | "Detachable Fetus" | Red Ant |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Wuss | USMC Recruiting Station | Fluffy Bunny |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Paul Stanley Was A Lady Toilet Boys | Detachable Penis King Missile | Paul Stanley Was A Lady With A Detachable Penis. Ummm, I think they call that a lesbian with a strap-on, dude. | Chandra |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
King Mistletoe Blossoms
King Missile combined with Blossom Toes
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Misheard Lyrics:
"Detachable Penis"
Misheard Lyrics: The touch of a penis
Original Lyrics: Detachable penis
| "Pigs Will Fly"
Misheard Lyrics: Pigs will fly little whore
Original Lyrics: Pigs will fly little one
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Detatchable Penis"
The Funny Lyrics: It comes in handy at times.
Why They're Funny: He's talking about his penis. think about it.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Band Name Anagrams:
I Milk Gneiss Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Gneiss is a kind of rock. Hard to milk
Slime Skiing Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Poor substitute for snow, if you ask me
Liking Semis Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Would rather drive trucks than sing?
Skiing Miles Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Like Missing Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
They don't want hits?
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ply Fig Swill" originally "Pigs Will Fly"
Submitted by: Jonny
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Wigs Fill Ply" originally "Pigs Will Fly"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"Figs Will Ply" originally "Pigs Will Fly"
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Sing, Miss Kyle originally "King Missile"
Submitted by: Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
Sing "Kiss Mile" originally "King Missile"
Is there such a song?!?
Submitted by: Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
