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Fun Music Information -> Lawrence Welk
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Quotes:
Boys, look like you're having fun, but don't have any. (To his band just before going on the air) She has a nice voice, but she looks a little bit too much like Eleanor Roosevelt. Boys, if you don't stick together, how do you expect me to follow you-ah? - Lawrence Welk musician, accordion player, bandleader & tv impressario (1903�'1992) Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Jokes:
Q: What did Lawrence Welk name his twin daughters? A: Anna One, Anna Two Submitted by: Stephen
| Why did Lawrence Welk fail math class in school? - Because he takes too long to count to ten. (Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, ah-four, ah-five, ah-six, ah-seven, ah-eight, ah-nine, ah-ten.) Submitted by: Jeff Williams
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch | "Calcutta," Lawrence Welk |
| "Maps," Maroon 5 | "Calcutta," Lawrence Welk |
| "What's For Dinner?," Bering Strait | "Apples And Bananas," Lawrence Welk |
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Bonnie Blue Gala" originally "Bonnie Blue Gal"
Yvette Bristle
"Bonnie Bluet Gal" originally "Bonnie Blue Gal"
Yvette Bristle
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Good Night, Sleep Tight" | "Disney Pictures" | Curious George |
| "Bubbles in the Wine (Good Night, Sleep Tight)" | "Dr. Leary" | Tim Hall |
| "Bubbles In The Wine (Good Night Sleep Tight)" | "Lawrence Welk's Show" | Tim Hall |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Apples & Bananas Lawrence Welk | Banana Boat Song Harry Belafonte | The Apple And Banana Boat Song | Orville Greenenbacher |
| I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles Lawrence Welk | Tiny Bubbles Don Ho | I'm Forever Blowing Tiny Bubbles Mixing Hawaiian with Polka | mike marbes |
Band Name Anagrams:
Caller We Knew Submitted by: Jim Raveling
Song Title Anagrams:
"A Cat Cult" originally "Calcutta"
Submitted by: Earl York
"Lock Moths" originally "Stockholm"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Mock Sloth" originally "Stockholm"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Moth's Lock" originally "Stockholm"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"A Cult Act" originally "Calcutta"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"German Accent"
Welk never knew English until he was 21 years old since his parents were German Immigrants and he never had much schooling.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
