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Fun Music Information -> Lita Ford
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This is the most recent information about Lita Ford that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Lita Ford, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Stupid Band Names:
- Only needs a number and it sounds like a car Submitted by: Chris
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Lita Bentley | Ford is American car, but Lita was born in England | A. Person |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Only Women Feed" | "Only Women Bleed" | Sonya Raynos |
| "Only Women Plead" | "Only Women Bleed" | Sonya Raynos |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Kiss Me Deadly," | A kiss cannot kill you. | Sheila Oh |
| "Rock 'N' Roll Made Me What I Am Today," | Music does not create anyone. | Sheila Oh |
| "Hellbound Train," | No trains go there. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Fire In My Heart," | Hearts don't have flames in them. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Tambourine Dream," | Musical instruments don't dream. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Deal Me A Hand," Florence Wright | "Aces And Eights," Lita Ford | |
| "Show Me Your Hand," White Plains | "Aces And Eights," Lita Ford | |
| "Bleeding Me," Metallica | "Only Women Bleed," Lita Ford | |
| "Lips Like Sugar," Echo And The Bunnymen | "Kiss Me Deadly," Lita Ford | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Ire In My Heart" originally "Fire In My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Fire In My Hart" originally "Fire In My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Fire In My Heat" originally "Fire In My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Tambourine Ream" originally "Tambourine Dream"
Yvette Bristle
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Fire In My Hearth" originally "Fire In My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Kiss Men Deadly" originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Ed
Change a Letter:
"Hellhound Train" originally "Hellbound Train"
Jessica Childress
"Hellbound Grain" originally "Hellbound Train"
Yvette Bristle
"Hellbound Brain" originally "Hellbound Train"
Yvette Bristle
"Hellbound Trait" originally "Hellbound Train"
Yvette Bristle
"Hellbound Drain" originally "Hellbound Train"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Kiss me Deadly" | "Jam or Jelly" | Floyd's Garage |
| "Kiss Me Deadly" | "Kiss Me Hardy" | Phil Alexander |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Only Women Bleed | Women's Menstrual Hygiene Products | Chandra |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Kiss Me Deadly | Herpes or Mononucleosis Clinic | Rocky |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Lita Roza Ford
Lita Roza combined with Lita Ford
Submitted By: David
Lolita Ford No. 18
Lolita No. 18 combined with Lita Ford
Submitted By: Steve Losewood
Deadlift Lolita Ford
Deadlift Lolita combined with Lita Ford
Submitted By: Gus
Gerald Ford
Gerald Levert combined with Lita Ford
The 38th President of the U.S.! (who I doubt was related to Lita, though)
Submitted By: Mr. Thing
There are additional Lita Ford Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Kiss Me Deadly"
Misheard Lyrics: I went to apologize Saturday night
Original Lyrics: I went to a party last Saturday night
| "Kiss Me Deadly"
Misheard Lyrics: Come on pretty baby, kiss me, Batly
Original Lyrics: Come on pretty baby, kiss me deadly
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"Kiss Me Deadly"
Misheard Lyrics: Come on, pretty baby, it's big daddy
Original Lyrics: Come on, pretty baby, kiss me deadly
| "Kiss Me Deadly"
Misheard Lyrics: And the traffic was dead
Original Lyrics: And the traffic was bad
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Kiss Me Deadly"
Misheard Lyrics: Come on, pretty baby, it's big daddy
Original Lyrics: Come on, pretty baby, kiss me deadly
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke Someone I remember hearing this song had to be a "big daddy" because I thought this song was "Kiss Me Daddy". I was WRONG! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Band Name Anagrams:
Ford Tail Submitted by: Leopard Seal
Fold Rita Submitted by: Karen Smith
Idol Fart Submitted by: Janice Ferrell
That has happened on "American Idol".
Lo, I'd Fart Submitted by: Janice Ferrell
For Tilda Submitted by: Ring Around The Rosie O'Donnell Abu Dhabi
In what way is she for Tilda?
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Kiss Dee Medley" originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Liss De Medley" originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Miss Key Deadly" originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Ugh! Singer gets shot for singing off key?
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Bonely Lemon Weed" originally "Only Women Bleed"
Submitted by: Martina McBride Of Frankenstein
Names as a Word Bank:
I told Art to load a flat loaf. Submitted by: Candy Welty
I lit old oil for a tailor. Submitted by: Candy Welty
Tori told a toad to trot. Submitted by: Candy Welty
I fold a radio flat. Submitted by: Candy Welty
Did Flora float a raft? Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional Names as a Word Bank available.
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Fetal Lord originally "Lita Ford"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
Feeta Lord originally "Lita Ford"
Submitted by: She
