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Fun Music Information -> Luther Vandross

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Ronnie Vandross. Submitted by: redK

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Any Day Later"	"Any Day Now"	Daniel Yaccarino

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Never Too Much,"	Sometimes there's too much of something.	Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"A Letter From Kathy," The Roger James Four	"She Won't Talk To Me," Luther Vandross
"Letter From Sherry," Dale Ward	"She Won't Talk To Me," Luther Vandross
"I Hope You Dance," Lee Ann Womack	"Dance With My Father," Luther Vandross
"Never Enough," The Cure	"Never Too Much," Luther Vandross
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"He Won't Talk To Me" originally "She Won't Talk To Me"

Alyssa Jayne

"A Hose Is Not A Home" originally "A House Is Not A Home"

Might get lots of flood damage if it were!

Rapunzel Gladstone

"A House Is Not A Hoe" originally "A House Is Not A Home"

Rapunzel Gladstone

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"She Won't Talk To Moe" originally "She Won't Talk To Me"

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"She Won't Talk To Mae" originally "She Won't Talk To Me"

Alyssa Jayne

"She Won't Talk To Meg" originally "She Won't Talk To Me"

Alyssa Jayne

"She Won't Talk To Mel" originally "She Won't Talk To Me"

Alyssa Jayne

"She Won't Talk To Men" originally "She Won't Talk To Me"

Alyssa Jayne

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"She Don't Talk To Me" originally "She Won't Talk To Me"

Alyssa Jayne

"Sue Won't Talk To Me" originally "She Won't Talk To Me"

Alyssa Jayne

"She Won't Talk To Ma" originally "She Won't Talk To Me"

Alyssa Jayne

"She Won't Walk To Me" originally "She Won't Talk To Me"

Alyssa Jayne

"Stop To Lose" originally "Stop To Love"

Jim

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Bad Boy/Having a Party"	"Bad Boy Havin' Detention"	Z-Police Productions, Inc.
"Any Love"	"Wonder Pets"	Z-Police Productions, Inc.
"I'd Rather"	"Suffrage Centennial"	Z-Police Productions, Inc.
"So Amazing"	"No More Elephants in Illinois"	Z-Police Productions, Inc.
"Dance With My Father"	"Dance For my Daddy"	O'Malley Hater
"Dance With My Father Again"	"Read Harry Potter Again"	Chantel2000
"Always and Forever"	"Always The F Grades"	Fitu Petaia
"Stop to Love"	"The Simple Life"	Freddie C.
"Always and Forever"	"Yankees Forever"	Freddie C.
"Power of Love/Love Power"	"A Great Show Called Friends"	Freddie C.
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
A House Is Not A Home	The Loud House (Nickelodeon) Promo - Leni Loud	LoriLoud33
A House Is Not A Home	Domestic Abuse hotline	ck

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
A House Is Not A Home	Task Force For The Homeless	SisterGirl

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
I Hope You Dance Lee Ann Womack	Dance With My Father Luther Vandross	I Hope You Dance With My Father	pmggp
No Son of Mine Genesis	Dance With My Father Luther Vandross	No Son of Mine Will Dance With My Father	soul ii
I Wanna Be Down Brandy	If Only for One Night Luther Vandross	I Wanna Be Down, If Only For One Night	Freddie C.
Never Too Much Luther Vandross	Too Much, Too Little, Too Late Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams	Never Too Much, Too Little, Too Late Another version of Francis A. Sissy's entry.	Lance Crackers
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Lords Of The Lutheran Church

Lords Of The New Church combined with Luther Vandross

RIP Luther

Submitted By: D. H. Nuts

Misheard Lyrics:

"Take You Out" Misheard Lyrics: Hair it is Original Lyrics: Here it is	"I'd Rather" Misheard Lyrics: I'd rather be beside you in a stall Original Lyrics: I'd rather be beside you in a storm
"I'd Rather" Misheard Lyrics: I'd rather be inside you in a store Original Lyrics: I'd rather be beside you in a storm	"Dance with My Father" Misheard Lyrics: Ted Danson's my father Original Lyrics: To dance with my father
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Every Year, Every Christmas"

Misheard Lyrics:

Has my heart made some food out of me?

Original Lyrics:

Has my heart made a fool out of me?

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

Once again, people confused "fool" with "food".

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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I'd Rather"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

I'd rather have bad times with you
than good times with someone else.

Why They're Nonsensical:

I'm not a relationship expert, but wouldn't it make sense to break up with the person you're having bad times with and stick with the person you're having good times with?

Submitted by: Erin

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"If Ever You're In My Arms Again"

The Insincere Lyrics:

If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll love you much better
If ever you're in my arms again
this time I'll hold you forever
this time will never end.

Why They're Insincere:

He could have used a better line than "this time will never end."

Submitted by: Celeste

"Take You Out"

The Insincere Lyrics:

excuse me miss. but what's your name?
where are you from? and can i come?
and possibly, Can i take you out tonight?

Why They're Insincere:

first of all, it is stupid to just walk up to some one and say 'where are you from and can i come?'. secondly, i heard that Luther was gay, so why is he using pick up lines on a woman? shouldn't he be singing about a man? obviously, he doesn't really mean these lyrics if he's gay. good song though.

Submitted by: K'