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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"This Year" | "This Beer" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"No Children" | "No TV Show" | T.N. Bartovski |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
No Children | Missing Children Hotline | Abby |
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"Lakeside View Apartments Suite"
Misheard Lyrics: You can't fudge us, you've got the fudge
Original Lyrics: You can't judge us, you're not the judge
| "You Or Your Memory"
Misheard Lyrics: You or your membrane
Original Lyrics: And you
Or your memory |
"Broom People"
Misheard Lyrics: I am a battling prawn.
Original Lyrics: I am a babbling brook.
| "Alpha Sun Hat"
Misheard Lyrics: I'd like to give in to your oval-red voice.
or I'd like to give in to your ovary voice. Original Lyrics: I'd like to give in to your oboe reed voice.
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"No Children"
The Lyrics: I hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come up with a failsafe plot To piss off the dumb few that forgave us I hope the fences we mended Fall down beneath their own weight And I hope we hang on past the last exit I hope it's already too late And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here Someday burns down And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away And I never come back to this town Again in my life I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a good wife And I hope you die I hope we both die I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow I hope it bleeds all day long Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises We're pretty sure they're all wrong I hope it stays dark forever I hope the worst isn't over And I hope you blink before I do Yeah I hope I never get sober And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can't find one good thing to say And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out You'd stay the hell out of my way I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand And I hope you die I hope we both die
Why: If you didn't pay close attention, you'd swear that this was a happy, jaunty, upbeat folk tune. It's pretty up tempo, in a major key, and the guitar part is very feel-good. The chorus is catchy, and you find yourself tapping your toe to it.... but it has, hands down, the *most* depressing lyrics I've ever heard. (& I'm sort of obsessed with finding songs with depressing lyrics. So trust me.) -- You have to hear this one. Go take a listen!
Submitted by: Liz
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