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Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Maria" | "Madgod" | Sheogorath |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Maria"
Better Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like the Madgod?
How do you get that Daedroth to calm down?
How do you medicate a Saxhleel Madgod?
"With massive doses of risperidone!"
Many a thing you tell to Sheogorath
But many a thing He will not understand
And carried on every breeze
You can hear His voice shout, "Cheese!"
When He's not staying in His own land
Oh, how do you solve a problem like the Madgod?
How do you make Jyggalag take a stand?
How do you get that Daedroth to calm down?
How do you medicate a Saxhleel Madgod?
"With massive doses of risperidone!"
Many a thing you tell to Sheogorath
But many a thing He will not understand
And carried on every breeze
You can hear His voice shout, "Cheese!"
When He's not staying in His own land
Oh, how do you solve a problem like the Madgod?
How do you make Jyggalag take a stand?
Original Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like
Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it
down?
How do you find a word that means
Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A
clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to
tell her
Many a thing she ought to
understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the
sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like
Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in
your hand?
Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it
down?
How do you find a word that means
Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A
clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to
tell her
Many a thing she ought to
understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the
sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like
Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in
your hand?
Submitted by: Sheogorath
