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Fun Music Information -> Osmonds
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Down By The Lazy River," | A river cannot be lazy. | Max E. Padd |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "New Toy," Lene Lovich | "Yo-Yo," The Osmonds | |
| "Where Are All My Friends?," Harold Melvin And The Blue Notes | "Down By The Lazy River," The Osmonds | |
| "The Meeting Place," The Last Shadow Puppets | "Down By The Lazy River," The Osmonds | |
| "Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi | "Down By The Lazy River," Osmonds | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Don By The Lazy River" originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Serafina
"Crazy Hoses" originally "Crazy Horses"
Peter
"Down By The Lay River" originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Peter
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"One Bald Apple" originally "One Bad Apple"
George Straitjacket
"Down By The Lazy Driver" originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Peter
"Drown By The Lazy River" originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Peter
"Love Me For A Treason" originally "Love Me For A Reason"
Meg Owens
Change a Letter:
"Crazy Norses" originally "Crazy Horses"
I'm sure some Norwegians are.
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Move Me For A Reason" originally "Love Me For A Reason"
Scarlett Lopez
"Crazy Houses" originally "Crazy Horses"
Ferragamo
"Love Me For A Season" originally "Love Me For A Reason"
Meg Owens
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "One Bad Apple" | "Suck at Scrabble" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Dr. Shrinker TV Show Theme Song" | "Cancel Your Turn-Blinker" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Dr. Shrinker TV Theme Song" | "Hugh Hefner" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Crazy Horses" | "Burning Couches" | Steve Kalafut |
| "One Bad Apple" | "One Road Apple" | Rick Duncan |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| One Bad Apple | Apple Computer | crazydon |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Down In The Willow Garden The Everly Brothers | Down By The Lazy River The Osmonds | Down In The Willow Garden By The Lazy River | Regina Olsen |
| The One Who Really Loves You Mary Wells | One Bad Apple The Osmonds | The One Bad Apple Who Really Loves You | Roy R. Pryor |
| Ain't No Woman Like The One I've Got Four Tops | One Bad Apple The Osmonds | Ain't No Woman Like The One Bad Apple I've Got | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| You're The One That I Want John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John | One Bad Apple The Osmonds | You're The One Bad Apple That I Want | Julia Cox |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"One Bad Apple"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh, give me one more drive
or Oh, give me one more ride Original Lyrics: Oh, give me one more try
| "Down by the Lazy River"
Misheard Lyrics: You know there's plenty of room
Come on and sing a boom boom boom We can get nice and cozy Why don'tcha come along with Rosie Original Lyrics: You know there's plenty of room
Come on and sing a boom boom boom We can get nice and cozy Why don'tcha come along and mosey |
"The Proud One"
Misheard Lyrics: You're the proud one, believe me, this Mormon is down on his knees
Original Lyrics: You're the proud one, believe me, this poor man is down on his knees.
| "One Bad Apple"
Misheard Lyrics: Want that apple?
Original Lyrics: one bad apple
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Down by the Lazy River"
Misheard Lyrics: You know there's plenty of room
Come on and sing a boom boom boom We can get nice and cozy Why don'tcha come along with Rosie Original Lyrics: You know there's plenty of room
Come on and sing a boom boom boom We can get nice and cozy Why don'tcha come along and mosey |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Robert Sissons Fancied a girl called Rosie and thought the song was about taking a girl called Rosie to a party! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"One Bad Apple"
Better Lyrics:
One bad Snapple don't spoil the whole punch, girl.
Original Lyrics:
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Submitted by: Aaron
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"One Bad Apple"
The Insincere Lyrics: One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl
Give me one more try before you give up on love One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl I don't care what you say and I don't care what you did Why They're Insincere: Oh yeah Donny. Mmhm! That's really sincere.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Yo-Yo"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I used to be a swinger
Until you wrapped me 'round your finger Why They're Inappropriate: And you thought the Osmonds were clean-cut Mormons from Utah! How could they sing lyrics about being a swinger? Assuming they knew what a swinger was...
Submitted by: crazydon
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Song Title Space Change:
"I Can't Live Ad Ream" originally "I Can't Live A Dream"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Love Me For Area, Son" originally "Love Me For A Reason"
Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Song Title Anagrams:
"I Love Old Bun" originally "Double Lovin'"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"Build On Love" originally "Double Lovin'"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"No Bull Video" originally "Double Lovin'"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"Boo Dull Vine" originally "Double Lovin'"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"Video On Bull" originally "Double Lovin'"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Crazy Horses"
Was banned in Russia because it was believed that the Osmonds were referring to Heroin and drugs. However, the song lyrics were actually about pollution. Wild huh.
Submitted by: Jeni
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Roun' By The Daisy Liver" originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Submitted by: Melissa Conway
