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Fun Music Information -> Paris Hilton
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This is the most recent information about Paris Hilton that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Paris Hilton, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Jokes:
Why is Paris Hilton in the hospital? - She got hurt raking leaves (Fell out of the tree.) Submitted by: Jeff Williams
| Q: What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a hyena? A: The hyena makes hideous laughs while scavenging for food while Paris Hilton makes hideous songs while scavenging for fame! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Celebrities Who Sing:
Notable Singing Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Stars Are Blind" | she is not that bad but she is not like the used or my chemical romance. They can sing amazing but she can't. she is nothing special. - Amanda Day |
| "Stars Are Blind" | Didn't get a lot of airplay, thank God!! - shepop |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Nearest Motel 6 | What her real name should be based on character | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Planets Are Deaf" | "Stars Are Blind" | Sonya Raynos |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Stars Are Blind," | Stars, as in celestial bodies, don't have eyes. | Katycat |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "I Can't Hear the Music," Brutha | "Turn It Up," Paris Hilton |
Change a Letter:
"Stars Are Blond" originally "Stars Are Blind"
Samantha Wayland
"Burn It Up" originally "Turn It Up"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Stars Are Bland" originally "Stars Are Blind"
Melanie Bianca Green
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Stars Are Blind" | "Awful Bind" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Stars are Blind" | "Sluty Celebrity" | The_Flamingo |
| "Stars Are Blind" | "Hilton Cried (Shirley Temple's Rant)" | LPG-Unit |
| "Stars Are Blind" | "Hear That Whine" | The Piano Minstrel |
| "Stars Are Blind" | "Stars Are Deaf" | Chris Bodily TM |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Stars Are Blind Paris Hilton | Too Blind To See It Kym Sims | Stars Are Too Blind To See It | Jacynthia Maries |
| Stars Are Blind Paris Hilton | Blinded By The Light Manfred Mann | Stars Are Blinded By The Light | Bob Oldhart |
| Stars Are Blind Paris Hilton | I Go Blind Hootie & the Blowfish | Stars Go Blind | iii |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Twila Paris Hilton
Twila Paris combined with Paris Hilton
Submitted By: Joe
Lights Over Paris Hilton
Lights Over Paris combined with Paris Hilton
Submitted By: Lefty Lucy
Mica Paris Hilton
Mica Paris combined with Paris Hilton
Submitted By: Lisa Rose
Treaty Of Paris Hilton
Treaty Of Paris combined with Paris Hilton
Submitted By: Jessica Albatross
There are additional Paris Hilton Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Stars Are Blind"
Misheard Lyrics: Even though the stars are alive
Original Lyrics: Even though the stars are blind
| "Stars Are Blind"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't mind standing some time
Just hanging here with you 'Cause I don't fight too many guys that treat me like you do Original Lyrics: I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you 'Cause I don't find too many guys that treat me like you do |
"Stars Are Blind"
Misheard Lyrics: Even though the guys are crazy
Original Lyrics: Even though the gods are crazy
| "Stars Are Blind"
Misheard Lyrics: Let's see what this butt can do
Original Lyrics: Let's see what this love can do
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Stars Are Blind"
Better Lyrics:
Even though your dad is crazy,
Even though your mom is blind,
Even though you graaandmother has a big behiiind
Even though your mom is blind,
Even though you graaandmother has a big behiiind
Original Lyrics:
Even though the gods are crazy,
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love, baby,
I'll show you mine.
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love, baby,
I'll show you mine.
Submitted by: zIpPy
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Heartbeat"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I can feel the other half of my heartbeat
Why They're Nonsensical: I didn't actually know there were two sides of a heartbeat to begin with ...
Submitted by: Spot-Face
| "Heartbeat"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I was lonely only I didn't know it
Why They're Nonsensical: Well, if you didn't know you were lonely then how do you know it now, hmm?
Submitted by: Spot-Face
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Screw Ed" originally "Screwed"
Submitted by: April Fleming
Band Name Anagrams:
Polish Train Submitted by: Sarah
Ritalin Shop Submitted by: Doc
Lost Hairpin Submitted by: Karen Smith
Lion Harpist Submitted by: Karen Smith
Train Polish Submitted by: Karen Smith
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Reran Bad Lists" originally "Stars Are Blind"
Submitted by: Ed
"Arab Rents Lids" originally "Stars Are Blind"
Submitted by: Ed
"Bad Rentals, Sir" originally "Stars Are Blind"
Submitted by: Ed
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Stars Bar-Lined" originally "Stars Are Blind"
Submitted by: Dawn Anwad
"Bars Star-Lined" originally "Stars Are Blind"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Song Lawsuits:
"Stars are Blind"
Numerous comparisons were made of the background tune for "Stars are Blind" and "Kingston" by UB40. The similarities were striking enough to result in a lawsuit.
Submitted by: BulldozerBegins
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Harris Pilton originally "Paris Hilton"
Submitted by: Jessica Childress
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
""Bling Ring" Theft Resolved"
A woman who pleaded no contest to receiving a jacket from Paris Hilton received three years of supervised probation recently. Courney Leigh Ames is one of a group of young adults accused of burglarizing celebrities' homes and stealing more than $3 million in jewelry, high-end fashion, and other luxury goods. All the cases have been resolved with plea deals, with several members of the group dubbed the "Bling Ring" receiving no jail or prison time. The homes of Hilton, Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan, and other celebrities were burglarized from Dec 2008-Oct 2009.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
