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Fun Music Information -> Pavement
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Jokes:
Q. What band tried to get a restraining order against Adele? A. Pavement Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
| Q. Why are Pavement no longer performing? A. Adele chased them away! Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
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Band Name Origins:
- Steve Malkmus said its officially the second nicest sounding word in the english language, cellar door is the first. Submitted by: Lou
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Spy On A Stranger" | "Spit On A Stranger" | Mary Byram |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Chasing Pavements," Adele | "Transport Is Arranged," Pavement |
| "Hair," The Cowsills | "Cut Your Hair," Pavement |
| "That Smell," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Perfume-V," Pavement |
| "What Do You Want Me To Do?," Waterboys | "Cut Your Hair," Pavement |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Ate With IKEA" originally "Date With IKEA"
Well, they do have some good food there.
Peter
"Shad Lane" originally "Shady Lane"
A lane named for a fish
Lois Teem
"Pit On A Stranger" originally "Spit On A Stranger"
Terror Reid
"Sit On A Stranger" originally "Spit On A Stranger"
Brianna Holden
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"No Life Singed Cher" originally "No Life Singed Her"
Peter
"Spit On A Strangler" originally "Spit On A Stranger"
Brianna Holden
"Two Statues" originally "Two States"
Edyth Bowen
"Two Estates" originally "Two States"
Edyth Bowen
Change a Letter:
"No Lift Singed Her" originally "No Life Singed Her"
Glad to hear that about elevators.
Peter
"No Wife Singed Her" originally "No Life Singed Her"
It was one of those husbands?
Peter
"So Life Singed Her" originally "No Life Singed Her"
Peter
"Hate With IKEA" originally "Date With IKEA"
Peter
"Two Stares" originally "Two States"
Cynthia Avery
There are additional Pavement song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Spit On A Stranger" | "Shit On A Stringer" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Date W/ Ikea" | "Date W/ Amy Childs" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Transport Is Arranged" | "Transport Is Rearranged" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Frontwards" | "Backwards" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Two States" | "Two Stakes" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Shady Lane" | "Slag Lane" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Range Life" | "Range Amiright" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Here" | "There" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Spit On A Stranger" | "Star On A Trekker" | Fack Sabbath |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Cut Your Hair | Army | Hillary |
| Passat Dream | Volkswagen Passat | Matthew |
| Cut Your Hair | Great Clips or other Beauty Salon | newrock |
| Loretta's Scars | Face Lifting Cream | Rappa |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Part 1 The Flaming Lips | Summer Babe (Winter Version) Pavement | Yoshimi Battles the Summer Babe (Part 1: Winter Version) And what a sexy battle it would be. But what would the summer version be like? | Charlie Decker |
| Spit On A Stranger Pavement | Shiny Happy People R.E.M. | Spit On Shiny Happy People Sociopath's anthem. | miss bad example |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Serpentine Pad"
Misheard Lyrics: Your circumcised Dad
Original Lyrics: Your serpentine pad
| "Major Leagues"
Misheard Lyrics: You kiss like The Rock but you know I need it anyway
Original Lyrics: You kiss like a rock but you know I need it anyway
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"Cut Your Hair"
Misheard Lyrics: Fortunate name of Korea Korea Korea
Original Lyrics: Fortune and fame's our career, career, career
| "Two States"
Misheard Lyrics: Tube steak
We want tube steak. Original Lyrics: Two states
We want two states. |
| There are additional Pavement misheard lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Stereo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Pigs they tend to wiggle when they walk,
Their infrastructure rocks, And the owners hate the jocks, Wave to the camera, Which took the giant ramrod, To raise the demon sediment/settlement, But hi-ho silver ride' Why They're Nonsensical: I could easily have included the entire song here. Why would a pig owner hate jocks!? How many jocks have agents anyway? How can a camera take anything other than a picture? Who cares?! Well, it actually doesn't matter in this case, because Pavement always use bizarre, disjointed lyrics, but this song really takes the biscuit.
Submitted by: Alan Broderick
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Cut Your Hair"
Opening Lines: Darling, don't you go and cut your hair.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"Spit On A St. Ranger" originally "Spit On A Stranger"
Spit on a state ranger? ill-advised
Submitted by: Job Lowe
Song Title Anagrams:
"Spits At No Ranger" originally "Spit On A Stranger"
Submitted by: Natasha Bly
