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Stones, Rufus Thomas/Rolling Stones, Rollling Stones, Rollin Stones, The Rolling Stones/Otis ReddingI dont care what the papers say bout me, as long as they spell my name right. Mick Jagger Submitted by: I Got Stoned 2X at Ohio State University
| "The Holiday Inn lounge act that made it". Keith Richards on Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine Submitted by: I Got Stoned at Ohio State University
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This is your body. (Normal picture shown; Anybody you want.) - - - This is your body after you become a Rolling Stones band member. (Picture of any member of the Rolling Stones band members shown.) - - - Any questions??? (Editor: Yes. Where's the joke?) Submitted by: Jeff Williams
| Unreleased Rolling Stones Records - 1. (I Don't Have My) Medication - 2. Start Me Up (Again and Again and Again) - 3. Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Forgot the Words) - 4. Time's Not On My Side - 5. Waiting On A Pill - 6. Waiting for the Doc - 7. Medical Rescue - 8. She's So Hot (But I'm So Cold) Submitted by: Jeff Williams
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Known informally as: The Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World. Submitted by: dxman
Known informally as: Rock'n' Rolling Stones. Submitted by: Get Stoned
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Stoned" | An early instrumental recording of theirs, from 1963. - Bethany |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Just received docotrate in Physics." | Although still playing with the Rolling Stones, drummer Charlie Watts just finished receiving his doctorate in Physics. - Wade Brock |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Mick Jagger" | "Hospital porter" | He worked part time as a porter in Bexley Psychiatric Hospital when he was 18. An unlikely place for romance, legendary lothario Mick actually lost his virginity in the hospital to a nurse in a store cupboard. - Fred boy |
"Bill Wyman" | "Royal Air Force" | It was considered "national service" in the UK. He was in the RAF from 1955-1957. - Fly the Friendly Skies |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Rocks Off" | The title is suggestive, but it's nowhere in the song. - Rock Maninoff |
"She's A Rainbow" | Mick Jagger says "She's LIKE a rainbow" in this song. - Rich Poor |
"Paint It Black" | The closest he comes is "painted black". - Brian Kelly |
"Country Honk" | On Joe Cocker's album "Mad Dogs & Englishmen," this song is called "Honky Tonk Women," which is what the title should be - Alan of Seville |
"Let It Bleed" | Sexually explicit song from the album of the same name. The title is a parody of the Beatles' "Let It Be". - stoned |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
The Walking Men | Stones don't sing and men do walk. | Opie M. |
The Strolling Bones | Well they ARE getting a lot older | Samuel Crabtree |
The Tumbling Rocks | Synonyms for each word. | Calop |
As the Moss Grows | They are so old now! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Bag of Bones | Mick Jagger is old as hell! Band started in '62 | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Green Booger" | "Brown Sugar" | Opie M. |
"Get Out Of My House" | "Get Off Of My Cloud" | I Got Stoned Twice at the Ohio State University |
"Get Off of my Kraut" | "Get Off of my Cloud" | Lila |
"Red Headed Women" | "Honky Tonk Women" | Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads All Rule! |
"Automaton" | "Under My Thumb" | Bob Fishy |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Hang Fire," | Where would you hang fire, even if you could? | Peter |
"Out Of Tears," | You can never run out of tears. | Opie M. |
"Monkey Man," | A man cannot literally be a monkey. | Rock Maninoff |
"Beast Of Burden," | There's no such beast. | Pete & Repete |
"Streets Of Love," | Paved streets are incapable of emotions. | Peter |
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Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"White Room," Cream | "Paint It, Black," The Rolling Stones | |
"All I Wanted Was A Car," Brad Paisley | "You Can't Always Get What You Want," The Rolling Stones | |
"Cryin'," Aerosmith | "Sad, Sad, Sad," The Rolling Stones | |
"Don't Cry Out Loud," Melissa Manchester | "Emotional Rescue," The Rolling Stones | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Paint It Black" | "Pea Eyed Black" | Elene ES |
"Under My Thumb" | "Suckin’ My Thumb" | John A. Barry |
"Under My Thumb" | "Stuck in My Thumb" | John A. Barry |
"Connection" | "Transition" | John A. Barry |
"She's a Rainbow" | "Steven Guilbeault" | G_RandomPerson |
"Ruby Tuesday" | "Justin Trudeau" | G_RandomPerson |
"Miss You" | "Grift You" | John A. Barry |
"Get Off My Cloud" | "Get Out Of Grump's Crowd" | eeL deaL |
"Time Is On My Side" | "Crime Is Genocide" | VU & DJ |
"Paint It Black" | "Pea Eyed Black" | Annie Gardener |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Get Off Of My Cloud | Quiting smoking | ThatAwesomeGuy |
Brown Sugar | Ginger cookies | ThatAwesomeGuy |
Start Me Up | Viagra | Pr0x |
Jumpin' Jack Flash | 'Pirates Of The Carribean' Promo | Bluebird |
You Can't Always Get What You Want | Marks & Spencer (Christmas shopping at) | Pickle* |
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Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Let It Bleed | Hemophilia clinic | Sarah Propst |
Too Much Blood | any medic group | Pretty Ladies, Don't Be Scared |
Sympathy For The Devil | The Mormon Tabernacle Choir | Donna W |
You Can't Always Get What You Want | Drug Addiction helpline | brainstem |
Paint it Black | Interior Decorator | Laurel |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
All This Time Sting | Time Is On My Side The Rolling Stones | All This Time Is On My Side | Ralph |
Dancing In The Dark Bruce Springsteen | Dancing with Mr. D Rolling Stones | Dancing In The Dark with Mr. D | Dayna |
Building The Perfect Beast Don Henley | Beast Of Burden The Rolling Stones | Building The Perfect Beast Of Burden | Edward |
Don't Elvis Presley | Paint It Black The Rolling Stones | Don't Paint It Black | Smelma Pitz |
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"Beast Of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics: All you women, I can suck a duck. Lie like it, I can shrug it off.
Original Lyrics: All this sickness, I just suck it up.Throw it all on me, I can shrug it off
| "Harlem Shuffle"
Misheard Lyrics: Your movie to the left
Original Lyrics: You move it to the left
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"Let It Rock"
Misheard Lyrics: Working on the radio
Original Lyrics: Working on the railroad
| "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics: You make me growl and cry
Original Lyrics: You make a grown man cry
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"Gimme Shelter"
Misheard Lyrics: Dog killer, it's just Piscataway, it's just Piscataway.
Original Lyrics: War, children, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
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"Mixed Emotions"
The Funny Lyrics: Button your lip baby, button your coat.
Let's go out dancing, go for the throat. Why They're Funny: Go for the throat?! Are Mick and his girlfriend vampires? LOL.
Submitted by: Edward
| "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
The Funny Lyrics: But it's all right,
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas! Why They're Funny: Am I the only one confused as to what "Jumpin' Jack Flash" is supposed to refer to?
Submitted by: Boris
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"Get Off My Cloud"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) Get off of my cloud!
Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) Get off of my cloud! Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) Get off of my cloud! Why They're Repetitive: You don't have to say the same thing three times!
Submitted by: dxman
| "Star Star"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Yeah! You're a starf**ker, starf**ker, starf**ker, starf**ker star...
Why They're Repetitive: I counted the number of times that word is used. One count gave me around 40 times. Another time I got up to 80. BTW "that word" is the official song title, the record label execs didn't want that word printed on the album so it was "renamed" as "Star Star". It was the same way when Joan Jett covered it on her 1983 "Album" album.
Submitted by: Star Trucker
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"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!
Why They're Nonsensical: Is Mick telling us that something called "Jumpin' jack flash" is some sort of gas? Or is he telling someone named Jack Flash about a gas? (Since in the latter scenario we don't know what "it" is.)
Submitted by: Mike Hack
| "Mixed Emotions"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Button your lip, baby. Button your coat.
Let's go out dancing, go for the throat. Why They're Nonsensical: Huh? Go for the throat? Is Mick Jagger trying to tell us he's a vampire or something? Whatever. And it doesn't even relate to the lyrics before it in the song. I really don't know what it has to do with the previous line.
Submitted by: Edward
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"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: 'I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back' Why They're Misrhymed: He pronounces it almost like 'a strap right across my bag', though.
Submitted by: Bergil
| "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Jumpin Jack Flash
It's A gas gas gas Why They're Misrhymed: Flash and Gas do not rhyme
Submitted by: Robert Seale
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"Fool To Cry"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I put my head on her shoulder
She said 'Tell me all your troubles' She said 'Daddy you're a fool to cry' Why They're Inappropriate: What does she ask him to tell her all his troubles for if she is only going to sneer at them after he does it?
Submitted by: Kathie Weigel
| "Angie"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats...
Why They're Inappropriate: "Loving in souls" and "money in coats" don't really seem to go together, per se. But honestly, who keeps money in coats? Maybe in the coat pocket...but then again, money might be safer in your wallet.
Submitted by: Steve O.
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"2000 Man"
The Dated Lyrics: Don't You Know I'm A 2000 Man
And My Kids They Just Don't Understand Me At All. Why They're Dated: Mick Jagger might've had kids in the 60's and 70's and it would be their kids singing it.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Little T & A"
The Dirty Lyrics: She's my little rock-and-roll
My tits and ass, with soul She's my little rock-and-roll! Yah! Why They're Dirty: I think this says everything. Keith Richards takes the lead singing on this number and Mick Jagger snarls the background vocals.
Submitted by: I Got Stoned 2X At Ohio State University!
| "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
The Dirty Lyrics: I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no satisfaction And I try and I try and I try I can't get no oh no no no
Why They're Dirty: "Satisfaction".... Looks like Mick never gets satisfied...
Submitted by: Alyssa
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"Star Star"
The Lyrics: Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you for givin' *** to Steve McQueen, yeah, and me we made a pretty pair, fallin' through the Silver Screen.
Who They Mention: We get a 2 for 1 deal with Ali McGraw and Steve McQueen! Ages the song a bit but who care?
Submitted by: KC
| "Bitch"
The Lyrics: Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog Who They Mention: Ivan Pavlov
Submitted by: stoned
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"Downtown Suzie"
The Lyrics: Lying on a naked bed
With an Alka-Seltzer head Product Brand Name: Alka-Seltzer
Submitted by: Cody Finke
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"Mixed Emotions"
The Song Lyrics: Let's go out dancing, go for the throat.
Song They Mention: Go For The Throat by Humble Pie.
Submitted by: Edward
| "Street Fighting Man"
The Song Lyrics: Cause summer's here and the time is right for fighting in the street
Song They Mention: "Dancing in the Street" by Martha & The Vandellas (Stones changed dancing to fighting in their lyrics)
Submitted by: amwoods
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"I'm Free"
Opening Lines: I'm free to do what I want any old time
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Under My Thumb"
Opening Lines: Under my thumb, The girl who once had me down.
Comments: Submitted by: Peter
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"Shattered"
The Made Up Words: Shadoobie
Comments: "Shattered, Shadoobie, Shattered". Just one of those words Mick Jagger made up while he was pretending to be black.
Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
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"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
The Boasting Lyrics: And I'm trying to make some girl
Who tells me baby, better come back, maybe next week Cause you see I'm on a losing streak Comments: He tries to make some girl get him some satisfaction but the girl is only on a losing streak.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead
| "Hearts For Sale"
The Boasting Lyrics: If you don't want my loving
You can just take my resignation I'm under the hammer I'm a full time worker I'm a real body slammer Comments: Mick is saying to her that if she tells him no then he'll just as easily get his "satisfaction" because he's a "real body slammer". If this ain't cocky boasting then what is?
Submitted by: Steel Wheels 89
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"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
The Lyrics: I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girlie action Why: The classic double negative.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
| "Satisfaction"
The Lyrics: I can't get no
Why: If he can't get NO satisfaction, then he can, in fact, get SOME satisfaction. Double negatives- they'll get you every time.
Submitted by: Kelley
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"Miss You"
The Lyrics: Well, I've been haunted in my sleep You've been starring in my dreams Lord I miss you I've been waiting in the hall Been waiting on your call When the phone rings It's just some friends of mine that say, Hey, what's the matter man? We're gonna come around at twelve With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet ya We're gonna bring a case of wine Hey, let's go mess and fool around You know, like we used to
I've been walking in Central Park Singing in the dark People think I'm crazy I've been stumbling on my feet Shuffling through the street Asking people, what's the matter with ya boy? Why: The Rolling Stones' "Miss You" is from the group's 1978 lp, "Some Girls". Despite meeting with some resistance due to the fact that many thought the ultimate rock band, the Rolling Stones were selling out by releasing a Disco tune (which "Miss You" is, the Rolling Stones didn't hide that fact), the song still managed to find itself all the way to #1 in the early fall of 1978. And surprisingly, it is still one of the most played Rolling Stones' songs on Classic Rock and Classic Hit stations (many dj's say it's their favorite Stones' tune). "Miss You" casts lead singer, Mick Jagger, as a guy living in New York City lost without the love of his life, and trying to lose himself in the party scene but failing miserably at it. There is a shoutout in the second verse to the real U.S. territory of Puerto Rico (with the "Puerto Rican girls" lyric), and in the third verse there is a shoutout to a the real place of Central Park (a famous park in upper Manhattan).
Submitted by: Peter
| "Brown Sugar"
The Lyrics: Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields, Sold in a market down in New Orleans. Scarred old slaver know he's doin' alright. Hear him whip the women just around midnight.
Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot. Lady of the house wondrin' where it's gonna stop. House boy knows he's doin' alright. You should a heard him just around midnight. Why: The Rolling Stones' "Brown Sugar' is from the group's 1971 lp, "Sticky Fingers". "Brown Sugar" went to #1 in the early summer of 1971, despite some resistence from women's rights group (about the lyrics where the old slaver whips the women) and from African-American rights group (about the whole song about slavery). But the Rolling Stones explained that it was just a song about those times of the early 18th Century and was more an indictment on the English participating in the slave trade, in America, despite the British government outlawing slavery in Britain at that time. In the first verse lead singer Mick Jagger gives a shoutout to the city of New Orleans, and in the second verse a shoutout to England (via the word, English).
Submitted by: Peter
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"Paint It Black"
The Lyrics: I see a red door and I want to paint it black,
No colors anymore, I want them to turn black. Why: This whole song has a Spanish/Hindu/Middle Eastern feel (with the sitar and castanets); it is a song about a lost girlfriend.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
| "Midnight Rambler"
The Lyrics: I'll stick my knife right down your throat baby
And it hurts. Why: Perhaps the most upbeat song about a serial killer ever.
Submitted by: Brit Boxx
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"Time Is On My Side"
The Lyrics: You'll come running back
Why: Bull, rum, cunning yak
Submitted by: Emily Lime
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"Too Much Blood"
The Lyrics: Too much, too much BLOOD! Too much, too much BLOOD! YAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Why: If you're in a war zone and you see a lot of dead bodies strewn across a dead end street then you may not want to have this comical horror movie song as a ringtone.
Submitted by: Turn It Off If You Want To
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