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Fun Music Information -> Sammy Kershaw

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: samuel cashat. Submitted by: norman k

Also known as: Sammy Cashet. Submitted by: Country

New Career:

Name	New Career	Comments & Submitter Name
"Politician"	Lorrie Morgan's spouse tried his hand at a run for lieutenant governor in Louisiana. He lost to the incumbent, Mitch Landrieu. - Martha Hankins

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Cadillac Ovary"	"Cadillac Style"	Nicole Velocin
"Cadillac Stigma"	"Cadillac Style"	Nicole Velocin
"She Don't Know She's Dutiful"	"She Don't Know She's Beautiful"	Mary Byram

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Send Me Your Money," Suicidal Tendencies	"I Want My Money Back," Sammy Kershaw
"Warning," Green Day	"Don't Go Near The Water," Sammy Kershaw
"Advice," Christina Grimmie	"Don't Go Near The Water," Sammy Kershaw
"I'm Not Satisfied," Frank Zappa	"I Want My Money Back," Sammy Kershaw
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Third Rat Romance" originally "Third Rate Romance"

Butch

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Don't Go Near The Waiter" originally "Don't Go Near The Water"

Hayley Spalding

"Anywhere But There" originally "Anywhere But Here"

Jane C. Moore

"I Want My Monkey Back" originally "I Want My Money Back"

Peter

Change a Letter:

"Don't Go Fear The Water" originally "Don't Go Near The Water"

Sheena Weston

"Don't Go Hear The Water" originally "Don't Go Near The Water"

Corinne Auterlehr

"Don't Go Near The Wager" originally "Don't Go Near The Water"

Corinne Auterlehr

"Don't Go Near The Wafer" originally "Don't Go Near The Water"

Hayley Spalding

"Anywhere Out Here" originally "Anywhere But Here"

Serafina

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Chevy Van"	"Country Squire"	Mr. K
"Chevy Van"	"Sharivan"	Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On"	"Baby's Got Her Necktie On"	Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On"	"White Long-Sleeve Collared Button-Down Shirt Song"	Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer"	"Queen Of My Studio Apartment"	Linus Pierce

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
I Want My Money Back	Ticketmaster	Kerry

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
50 Foot Queenie PJ Harvey	Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer Sammy Kershaw	50 Foot Queenie Of My Double Wide Trailer	Peter
Killer Queen Queen	Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer Sammy Kershaw	Killer Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer	Edward
Don't Go Near The Water Sammy Kershaw	Waterfalls TLC	Don't Go Near The Waterfalls	Edward

Misheard Lyrics:

"Third Rate Romance" Misheard Lyrics: Third grade romance Lauren rendezvous Original Lyrics: Third rate romance Low rent rendezvous.	"Cadillac Style" Misheard Lyrics: Well my little baby loves me in Cardiac Style Original Lyrics: Well my little baby loves me in Cadillac Style
"Southbound" Misheard Lyrics: Reasons are there Original Lyrics: Grease in our hair	"Cadillac Style" Misheard Lyrics: Well I dated Burt Reynolds And I dated Tom Selleck Original Lyrics: Well I ain't Burt Reynolds And I ain't Tom Sellick
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Cadillac Style"

Misheard Lyrics:

Well I dated Burt Reynolds and I dated Tom Selleck

Original Lyrics:

Well I ain't Burt Reynolds And I ain't Tom Sellick

Story about this misheard lyric by: Micheal Timmons

Felt like Weird Al would sing it

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

I said this is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes shes runs and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

Why They're Repetitive:

We hear him say so the first time but he ends the song using the same lines, it drives me insane

Submitted by: Catch

"She Don't Know She's Beautiful"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

She dont know she's beautiful,
She dont know she's beautiful,
She dont know she's beautiful,
though time and time I've told her so.

Why They're Repetitive:

I love Sammy Kershaw and the song kinda hits a spot in me beacuse I have such low self esteem but know one understands why because they say I am beautiful. So I listen to the song when I here it but this part makes me feel like picking up the needle on a record cuz it's skipping. Drives me nuts!

Submitted by: kd

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Matches"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

And everybody at The Broken Spoke
All thought my crazy story was a joke
Now they're out there in the parking lot
Staring at the smoke

Why They're Inappropriate:

The verse implies the narrator committed arson.

Submitted by: Sundog

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Queen of My Double Wide Trailer" The Lyrics: He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench. Who They Mention: Country and southern rock singer Charlie Daniels. Submitted by: Edward	"Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer " The Lyrics: She said, "He rebuilds engines and his name is Earl. He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque-wrench." Who They Mention: Charlie Daniels Submitted by: Bob
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