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Fun Music Information -> Sarah Brightman
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Sarah Brightman/Andrea BocelliJokes:
Following the news that she is going into space: In space no one can hear you.. .... Submitted by: Maggie
| What did Sarah Brightman say when her best friend had to go away? We will never be 'Amigos Para Siempre....!' Submitted by: Tanisha
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Phantom of the Opera (1986 Musical), Repo! The Genetic Opera" | She acted quite well, and for many, she's the main selling point of the show. - Caldoran |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Captain Chemo" | "Captain Nemo" | Elon Muskrat |
| "Only A Notion Away" | "Only An Ocean Away" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "The River Cried," | Sure it did | Jipster Pedingish |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Make Love," Keri Hilson | "Anytime, Anywhere," Sarah Brightman | |
| "I Don't Know How To Love Him," Yvonne Elliman | "Just Show Me How To Love You," Sarah Brightman | |
| "Bound For South Australia," Wiggles | "Winter In July," Sarah Brightman | |
| "Where Do I Go?," Hair The Musical | "Only An Ocean Away," Sarah Brightman | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I Pace" originally "In Pace"
"pace" from noun to verb/Latin to English
Regina Olsen
"Older Than Winter" originally "Colder Than Winter"
Ursula Turpin
"I Wish I Could Be Christmas Every Day" originally "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"
Jessica Childress
"Jesu, Joy Of Ma's Desiring" originally "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"I Lost My Heat To A Starship Trooper" originally "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper"
Brrrrrrr!
Kippy the Wonder Worm
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Ink Pace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"Yin Pace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"Sin Pace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"Jin Pace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"Tin Pace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"On Pace" originally "In Pace"
now pronounced the English way
Serafina
"In Lace" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"In Puce" originally "In Pace"
Puce = dark red to purple-brown color
Sophia Borden
"In Race" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
"In Pack" originally "In Pace"
Sophia Borden
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Macavity" | "Evil Jay" | DDPX |
| "Deliver Me" | "Disgusting Me" | Francois B. |
| "Captain Nemo" | "Captain Planet" | Ana |
| "I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper" | "Dancing with the New York Yankees" | Ana |
| "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" | "Don't Whine at Me, Angelina" | Rick Cormier |
| "Unexpected Song" | "I really can't sing" | Ash |
| "Amigoes Para Sempre" | "Pigza's Just A Pinhead" | WhizkidF |
| "The Phantom of the Opera" | "The PAP versus the Opposition" | Composer-conductor |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| The Secret Still Remains | Democratic Party Ads Against President G.W. Bush | Jabbers McPeep |
| Winter In July | Arctic Vacations | Wretch |
| Deliver Me | Pizza Hut, Or Any Other Pizza Restaurant. | Simone Russell |
| Harem | A Brothel Or Cathouse. | John D'Shane |
| A Question of Honor | US Army | John D'Shane |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| (I Lost My Heart to a) Starship Trooper | NASA | Dylan Baranski |
| Pie Jesu | Pagan organization/Athiest organization | Diddims |
| Nessun Dorma | Insomniacs Anonymous or Stalker/Harassment hotline | Diddims |
| Just Show Me How To Love You | Marriage counselor | Diddims |
| Heaven Is Here | Atheist's Organization | Winnie |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Temptation The Everly Brothers | Island Sarah Brightman | Temptation Island Let the break-ups commence! | Ralph T. |
| May It Be Enya | Time To Say Goodbye Sarah Brightman | May It Be Time To Say Goodbye | Savvy Swann |
| I Ran A Flock Of Seagulls | Away From You Sarah Brightman | I Ran Away From You | Toddy Todd |
| Carrickfergus Charlotte Church | Only An Ocean Away Sarah Brightman | Carrickfergus Is Only An Ocean Away | Joni Hall |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Saraya Brightman
Saraya combined with Sarah Brightman
Submitted By: Jean Goodsprings
Misheard Lyrics:
"Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again"
Misheard Lyrics: Say for you
Original Lyrics: Seem for you
| "Deliver Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Delivery
Original Lyrics: Deliver me
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"I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper"
Misheard Lyrics: I lost my heart to a dog named Drooper.
Original Lyrics: I lost my heart to a starship trooper.
| "Arrival"
Misheard Lyrics: Sing, sing, sing a Sunday song when the mayonnaise sailed away.
Bring, bring, bring them back again to the lonely shores Monday. We'll be here awaiting their arrival. How that bucket's gonna shine. or .......How that Muppet's gonna shine. Original Lyrics: Sing, sing, sing the song they sang with us when they sailed away.
Bring, bring, bring them back again to these lonely shores one day. We'll be here awaiting their arrival. How that moment's gonna shine. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Deliver Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Delivery
Original Lyrics: Deliver me
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I would have thought to have heard whatever. It's not delivery...it's "Deliver Me". Pun intended |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Some Girls"
The Funny Lyrics: We'll pain the town if we don't drown in sex appeal.
Why They're Funny: I just think this sounds cute. Just my personal opinion, that's all.
Submitted by: Virgo Sun
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Beautiful"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Do you know you're beautiful?
Do you know you're beautiful? Do you know you're beautiful? Why They're Repetitive: Whoever she's singing to should answer her already!
Submitted by: Queen Edgar
| "You Take My Breath Away"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You take my breath away, oh you
You take my breath away, oh you You take my breath away, oh you (oh you) You take my breath away, oh you (oh you) You take my breath away, oh you (oh you) You take my breath away, oh you (oh you) Why They're Repetitive: I'm thinking she should have passed out by now
Submitted by: Ralph S.
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Only An Ocean Away"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I feel you in my own heart.
Why They're Nonsensical: Well, in who else's heart would you feel anything, Sarah?
Submitted by: Doris Collins
| "Mysterious Days"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: American writers now work in the attic.
Why They're Nonsensical: What is this supposed to mean?
Submitted by: Dina Cross
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Once In A Lifetime"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Show me the floor
Lay down the law Why They're Misrhymed: Sarah rhymes 'floor' with 'law' which works for her English accent, but not when the song is sung in an American accent
[Ed's comment: Well, it's a good thing we aren't all Americans then ! :)] Submitted by: John D'Shane
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Take My Life"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I need a love that cuts like a knife
To take my life. Why They're Inappropriate: I understand what she means, but this lyric could have been written a little better. This just sounds painful and messy.
Submitted by: Virgo Sun
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Once In a Lifetime"
The Dirty Lyrics: When you take me and make me cry
Then I feel you satisfy Show me the cage It's all the rage and lock it up Why They're Dirty: WTF? Is she into BDSM or what? This is fucking HORRIBLE! (Ed: Please don't put a B-R tag at the end of the last line. It's completely unnecessary.)
Submitted by: SMFs, SMH
| "Once in a Lifetime"
The Dirty Lyrics: Let me dive in
To pools of sin Wet black leather on my skin Show me the floor Lay down the law I need to taste you more Why They're Dirty: Does it even need to be said? This song is a nice little 90s-style soft rock piano-guitar ballad until you get to the lyrics and then it decidedly isn't.
Submitted by: Callie
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"I Loved You"
The Lyrics: Painter Andy painting Campbell's tins
Who They Mention: Andy Warhol
Submitted by: Sable
| "I Loved You"
The Lyrics: Another day is paradise is nice
From Ronnie's recession's nice advice Who They Mention: Ronald Reagan
Submitted by: Sable
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| There are additional celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"I Loved You"
The Lyrics: Painter Andy painting Campbell's tins
Product Brand Name: Campbell's Soup
Submitted by: Sable
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Arrival"
The Song Lyrics: May they ring then in our hearts
The jubilant bells of "Auld Lang Syne". Song They Mention: Auld Lang Syne
Submitted by: Kris Kringle Aguilera
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"In The Bleak Midwinter"
Opening Lines: In the bleak midwinter
Frosty wind made moan. Comments: Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
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Song Title Space Change:
"Ma Cavity" originally "Macavity"
Submitted by: Alice Spoonerism
"Jo In Me" originally "Join Me"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"I Lost My Heart To A Star's Hip Trooper" originally "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper"
Submitted by: Sonia Rinzaimayor
"I Belie Vein Father Christmas" originally "I Believe In Father Christmas"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
Band Name Anagrams:
Brit Graham Nash Submitted by: Amy Swinehouse
?:)? -- Both are Brits but little alike
Harsh Batman Rig Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
Has Right Man Bar Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Kelly Blythe didn't think of this anagram.
Hag Shirt Barman Submitted by: Kelly Blythe
Has Right Barman Submitted by: Kelly Blythe
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ned E." originally "Eden"
Submitted by: Dinah Bartilson
"Need" originally "Eden"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Fan At Nail Sale" originally "Nella Fantasia"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"A False Tan Nail" originally "Nella Fantasia"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Fine Atlas, Alan!" originally "Nella Fantasia"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Cry 'Wish It Could Be Isthmus Every Day'" originally "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"Napkin Team, Oh" originally "Captain Nemo"
Submitted by: Lisa Basil
"May Sue Joy Of Jan's Desiring" originally "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"Mild In A Changer" originally "Child In A Manger"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
Names as a Word Bank:
Tim, stab this grim Shaman. His stag is a Brit. Submitted by: Joshua Scott
