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Fun Music Information -> Schoolhouse Rock
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Stupid Band Names:
- The majority of their songs are jazz, not rock. Submitted by: Brad
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Three Is A Magic Number" | "A man and a woman had a little baby That makes three, that makes three in the family It's a magic number" There is no "is". - Lance Crackers |
| "Them Not-So-Dry Bones" | Them bones, them bones, them dry bones Now they're the working on the Lord - John Howarth |
| "Three Ring Government" | Gonna have a three-ring circus someday - JohnHowarth |
| "Tax Man Max" | I hear you callin', Uncle, and I'm payin' my tax. - JohnHowarth |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Three Is A Magic Number," | No number is magic. | Heather Brockwell |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Me And You And A Dog Named Boo," Lobo | "Three Is A Magic Number," Schoolhouse Rock |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Other Necessity" originally "Mother Necessity"
Thessaly Danes
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Smother Necessity" originally "Mother Necessity"
Thessaly Danes
Change a Letter:
"Bother Necessity" originally "Mother Necessity"
Thessaly Danes
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "No More Kings" | "Sink the Bismark" | SamuraiMaster |
| "The Great American Melting Pot" | "The Great Mexican Reconquista" | Tyrone |
| "Ready Or Not Here I Come" | "Vegas Or Bust...Just For Fun" | Invisible Boy |
| "A Noun is a Person, Place or Thing" | "Why Don't I Get a Wedding Ring?" | Duffy |
| "I'm Just a Bill" | "I'm Just a Jobber" | Cherrios |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Schoolhouse Rock And Hyde
Schoolhouse Rock combined with Rock And Hyde
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Schoolhouse Rock Flowers
Schoolhouse Rock combined with Rock Flowers
Submitted By: Candy Welty
School Kid House Rock
Schoolhouse Rock combined with Kid Rock
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Misheard Lyrics:
"Schoolhouse Rocky"
Misheard Lyrics: As your body goes bitter
For lots of flowers Original Lyrics: As your body grows bigger
Your mind must flower | "Mother Necessity"
Misheard Lyrics: Hunger necessity
Original Lyrics: Mother necessity
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"The Shot Heard 'round the World"
Misheard Lyrics: Now, the right a bummer here
Original Lyrics: Now, the ride of Paul Revere
| "Interjections!"
Misheard Lyrics: An obsession
Original Lyrics: Interjections
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Elementary, My Dear"
Misheard Lyrics: And the duck brought back the olive tree leaf
Original Lyrics: And the dove brought back the olive tree leaf
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I swear it was a duck, not a dove. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Three Is A Magic Number"
Better Lyrics:
A man and a woman had an abortion
Yes they did
That was three abortions in a year
That's a tragic number
Yes they did
That was three abortions in a year
That's a tragic number
Original Lyrics:
A man and a woman had a little baby
Yes they did
That makes three in the family
That's a magic number
Yes they did
That makes three in the family
That's a magic number
Submitted by: Lance Crackers
Dated Song Lyrics:
"Interplanet Janet"
The Dated Lyrics: Nine planets large and small parading by.
Why They're Dated: There are only eight planets now.
Submitted by: David
| "Interplanet Janet"
The Dated Lyrics: Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the Sun.
Why They're Dated: Pluto is no longer a planet.
Submitted by: Rachel
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| There are additional dated lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Elbow Room"
The Lyrics: Lewis and Clark volunteered to go
Goodbye, good luck, wear your overcoat! They prepared for good times and for bad (and for bad) They hired Sacagawea to be their guidebe> She led all across the countryside. Who They Mention: William Clark, Meriwether Lewis and Sacagawea
Submitted by: Odie Garfield
| "Elbow Room"
The Lyrics: The President was Thomas Jefferson
He made a deal with Napoleon. Who They Mention: Thomas Jefferson and Napoleon Bonaparte
Submitted by: Odie Garfield
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| There are additional celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"A Noun Is A Person, Place Or Thing"
The Song Lyrics: I heard Chubby Checker,
he was doing the twist Song They Mention: A direct reference to "The Twist" by Chubby Checker.
Submitted by: Alex
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Conjunction Junction"
Opening Lines: Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Comments: Submitted by: JohnHowarth
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"L Row Boom" originally "Elbow Room"
A boom on row L of some theater, arena, etc.
Submitted by: Eva Cave
"Bellow Room" originally "Elbow Room"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Rule House Cock originally "Schoolhouse Rock"
Submitted by: Melissa Leo the Lion
