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Fun Music Information -> Scissor Sisters
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Band Name Origins:
- The truth is Scissor Sister a a lesbian sex act. Jake Shears (vocals) thought that would be a funny and random name. Also it's a sexual innuendo not every one would understand. Submitted by: R. Mutt
- Scissor Sisters is a euphemism for lesbians. Submitted by: Charlie
Stupid Band Names:
- None of the members are related as sisters, and none of them have Scissor as a surname. Therefore this name is a misnomer in more ways than one. Submitted by: Joe
- It could be a name for a family-owned hair salon! Submitted by: carly_carlz
- Only one of them is a girl - and she isn't even the sister of any other band member! Submitted by: A Stranger
- It sounds like the name of a girl's primary school needlework club Submitted by: Jason
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Take Your Dada" | "Take Your Mama" | Lina |
| "Let's Have A Pinky" | "Let's Have A Kiki" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Let's Have A Reeky" | "Let's Have A Kiki" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Let's Have A Geeky" | "Let's Have A Kiki" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Let's Have A Stinky" | "Let's Have A Kiki" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Am I Going Insane?," Black Sabbath | "I Can't Decide," Scissor Sisters | |
| "Am I A Toy Or A Treasure?," Kay Starr | "I Can't Decide," Scissor Sisters | |
| "Which Way You Goin' Billy?," The Poppy Family | "Any Which Way," Scissor Sisters | |
| "Take It Or Leave It," Sublime With Rome | "I Can't Decide," Scissor Sisters | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Stake Your Mama" originally "Take Your Mama"
She might be a vampire?
George Straitjacket
Change a Letter:
"Any Which Day" originally "Any Which Way"
Candy Welty
"Any Which Bay" originally "Any Which Way"
Candy Welty
"Any Which Wad" originally "Any Which Way"
Candy Welty
"I Can't Deride" originally "I Can't Decide"
Scarlett Lopez
"Wake Your Mama" originally "Take Your Mama"
Scarlett Lopez
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Take Your Mama" | "Fake Some Drama" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Invisible Light" | "Invincible? Lies" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" | "I Hate Their Romancin'" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Laura" | "Loeber" | Karl Hook Willers |
| "I Can't Decide" | "Painful Election '08" | Chris Wolvie |
| "I Can't Decide" | "Wait I Can Decide" | Alex Zander |
| "Don't Feel Like Dancing" | "No Good At Dancing" | Phil Alexander |
| "Don't Feel Like Dancing" | "Don't Feel Like Dancing" | Agent X |
| "Laura" | "The Game Boy Song" | EyeSpit |
| "Laura" | "Where Are My Gloves?" | NeonPaul |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| T**s on the Radio | Howard Stern's Residence | kookoodee |
| T**s On The Radio | Janet Jackson's Residence | Fluffy Bunny |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| My Name Is Eminem | Laura Scissor Sisters | My Name Is Laura | Raphael |
| Let's Have A Kiki Scissor Sisters | Dee Ozzy Osbourne | Let's Have A Kiki Dee | Gretchen Wieners |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
The Pointer Scissor Sisters
The Pointer Sisters combined with The Scissor Sisters
Submitted By: Sheila Oh
Paper Scissor Sisters
Paper Scissors combined with Scissor Sisters
Submitted By: Kelly Blythe
Twisted Scissor Sisters
Twisted Sister combined with Scissor Sisters
Just doing this one before someone else does. Mind you, Dee Snider wouldn't look too out of place!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Running Wild With Scissor Sisters
Running Wild combined with Scissor Sisters
A new group for parents everywhere to fear!
Submitted By: Josh
There are additional Scissor Sisters Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics: Just not if you can hear me
Original Lyrics: Just nod if you can hear me
| "I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't feel aggressive-gressive
Original Lyrics: I don't feel like dancing, dancing
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"I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics: Just lay me down as you float away into the summer air
Original Lyrics: Just lay me down as you float away into the shimmer light
| "Mary"
Misheard Lyrics: Casper for an extra breath
Original Lyrics: Gasping for an extra breath
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics: But I don’t feel like dancin’
With the old gentlemen today Original Lyrics: But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Lu I thought of a dance hall scene .... can't explain it more than that. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"I Can’t Decide"
Better Lyrics:
(The likely consequences.)
I can’t decide whether you should live or die
It would please me much to kill you
But I’d get banged up for life
I can’t decide whether you should live or die
It would please me much to kill you
But I’d get banged up for life
Original Lyrics:
I can’t decide whether you should live or die
Oh, you’ll probably go to Heaven
Please don’t hang your head and cry
Oh, you’ll probably go to Heaven
Please don’t hang your head and cry
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"The Skins"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I've been kissed by a computer
Why They're Nonsensical: A computer is an inanimate object - how can it kiss someone?
Submitted by: Mark Gonis
| "Laura"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Won't you give me your love
Won't you give me your Why They're Nonsensical: The second time round they do not say the word 'love'!
Submitted by: Fred Green
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Mary"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Cos I'd give everything I have
To get all the things that bring you joy You can have one day Pure and simple happiness Until that moment comes, I'll be here where I've always been I'm gonna be your friend until the day I die Why They're Misrhymed: Have? Joy? Day? Happiness? Comes? Been? Friend? Die? It just don't rhyme!
Submitted by: mario
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I don't feel like dancin'.
Why They're Inappropriate: This lyric seems so out of place in such a happy, party song. In the booklet of Now 65, it states that this is the happiest song ever written about staying at home doing nothing (or something like that).
Submitted by: rok iz kool
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Band Name Anagrams:
Sir Sets Scissor Submitted by: Rhonda Hindle
Scissors Resist Submitted by: Rhonda Hindle
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Hairdressers
Because you need to be good with scissors there!
Submitted by: pickle
