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Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Morrissey" | "The King of Misery is definitely more miserable by himself! Long live the MOZ!" | - L. Ray |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"There Is a Light That Never Goes Out" | "There is a light AND IT never goes out" - Evan |
"How Soon Is Now?" | "When you say it's gonna happen "now" Well, when exactly do you mean? See I've already waited too long and all my hope is gone." That just about as close to mentioning "How Soon Is Now?" as the song got. - British Bullcrap |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Big Stick Bites Again" | "Big Mouth Strikes Again" | Regina Haniger |
"Girlfriend in Tacoma" | "Girlfriend In A Coma" | Mae Beam |
"Girlfriend in A Virgo" | "Girlfriend In A Coma" | Mae Beam |
"Girlfriend in Aroma" | "Girlfriend In A Coma" | Mae Beam |
"Girlfriend in Dakota" | "Girlfriend In A Coma" | Mae Beam |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," | All lights go out sooner or later. | Yvette Bristle |
"You've Got Everything Now," | No person can attain everything. | Kara Oke |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Put Out The Light," Joe Cocker | "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," The Smiths | |
"Money (That's What I Want)," The Beatles | "Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want," The Smiths | |
"I Want That Man," Deborah Harry | "Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want," The Smiths | |
"Share The Land," The Guess Who | "I Won't Share You," The Smiths | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Girlfriend in a Coma" | "Newman in a Coma" | Peter Steinberg |
"Panic" | "Panic" | Democracy Defender |
"There is a light that never goes out" | "There is a reader that never goes out" | Christopher Long |
"Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want" | "Please Star Wars Let Me Get What I Want" | Fack Sabbath |
"How Soon Is Now" | "How Soon Is Pow!" | Fack Sabbath |
"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" | "There Was A Song That Never Blew Up" | Fack Sabbath |
"How Soon is Now" | "How Now Brown Cow" | Warren Baker |
"There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out" | "There Is A Paladin And He Never Goes Out" | C Carroll |
"Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" | "Heaven Knows I'm Fashionable Now" | Phil Alexander |
"Still Ill" | "Still Fill" | Emily Kirkham |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
There Is A Light That Never Goes Out | Peter Pan | pickle* |
That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore | French & Saunders' New Series | pickle* |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Bigmouth Strikes Again | FBI Informant Hotline | Jason C. Reeher |
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want | Kleptomaniacs Anonymous | Fletch |
The Queen Is Dead | Buckingham Palace | The Skuz |
Death Of A Disco Dancer | Studio 54 | The Skuz |
Bigmouth Strikes Again | Women's Help Center | Melody |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Canary In A Coalmine The Police | Girlfriend In A Coma The Smiths | Canary In A Coma 1st song is often misheard this way | Quyjibo |
Ex-Girlfriend No Doubt | Girlfriend In A Coma The Smiths | Ex-Girlfriend In A Coma | Gigi |
The Light That Will Cease To Fail Stereolab | There Is A Light That Never Goes Out The Smiths | There Is A Light That Will Never Cease To Fail It's so dark. | Tim |
Brown Eyed Girl Van Morrison | Girlfriend In A Coma The Smiths | Brown Eyed Girlfriend In A Coma | Tim |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"How Soon Is Now"
Misheard Lyrics: And you try and you want to fly
Original Lyrics: And you cry and you want to die
| "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics: A young dumb country boy
Original Lyrics: A jumped-up pantry boy
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"Girlfriend in a Coma"
Misheard Lyrics: I know, it's cereal
or I know, it's mysterious or I know, it's a serial Original Lyrics: I know, it's serious
| "Cemetry Gates"
Misheard Lyrics: Some diddly whore, eighteen hundred and four
Original Lyrics: Some dizzy whore, eighteen hundred and four
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Ask"
Misheard Lyrics: Chinese is nice and Chinese can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to.
Original Lyrics: Shyness is nice and shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Barbi I was singing it like this for decades then I looked up the lyrics lol. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Girlfriend In A Coma"
The Funny Lyrics: Girlfriend in a coma
Yes, I know it's serious Why They're Funny: When Morrissey sings this part, it just sounds like 'yep, girlfriend in a coma. Uhhuh, serious, coma, uhhuh, whatever, can I get lunch now?' it's just so bored and careless, like he doesn't even care.
Submitted by: Nastassja
| "Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others"
The Funny Lyrics: Some girls are bigger than others.
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers. Why They're Funny: Gotta love simplicity.
Submitted by: Carl Carlson
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There are additional Funny lyrics available. |
"Kill The DJ"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Kill the dj, Kill the dj,
Kill the dj Kill the dj.... Why They're Repetitive: ok, you don't like the dj. I don't like any of your lyrics but I did hear it the first time. Most of Morriseys lyrics are just as repetitive (Dagenham Dave for instence)
Submitted by: Anglebob Humptybert
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"Bigmouth Strikes Again"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know of Joan of Arc felt As the flames rose to her Roman nose And her Walkman started to melt. Why They're Nonsensical: It doesn't make sense because Walkmans didn't exist in the 1400s, when Joan Of Arc was alive.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
| "Frankly, Mr. Shankly"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled
making Christmas cards for the mentally ill. I want to Live and I want to Love. I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of. Why They're Nonsensical: Love + catch something that I might be ashamed of? STD. Sounds like instead of making cards for the mental, you should be joining them in the hospital.
Submitted by: BarbieForADay
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"Big Mouth Strikes Again"
The Insincere Lyrics: Sweetness, sweetness i was only joking when i said
'I'd like to smash every tooth in your head' Why They're Insincere: Lovely!
Submitted by: Ad
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"'Handsome Devil'"
The Dirty Lyrics: 'And when you're in your scullery room,
whom will swallow whom?' Why They're Dirty: Think about it. Disgusting!
Submitted by: The Loon
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"Bigmouth Strikes Again"
The Song Lyrics: Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to
Smash ev'ry tooth in your head Song They Mention: "I Was Only Joking" by Rod Stewart
Submitted by: nally
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"I Won't Share You"
Opening Lines: I won't share you, no, I won't share you.
Comments: The last song on their last album...
Submitted by: Nat
| "Death of a Disco Dancer"
Opening Lines: The death of a disco dancer, well it happens a lot round here.
Comments: Submitted by: Nat
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There are additional spelling lyrics available. |
"Panic"
The Lyrics: Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham I wonder to myself Could life ever be sane again? The Leeds side-streets that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise on the Grasmere But honey pie, you're not safe here So you run down To the safety of the town But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle Dublin, Dundee, Humberside I wonder to myself Why: London, Birmingham, Leeds, Grasmere, Carlisle, Dublin, Dundee and the former Humberside.
Submitted by: Dave
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"Girlfriend In A Coma"
The Lyrics: Let me whisper my last goodbyes.
I know. It's serious. Why: Apparently, they're pulling the plug.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Shoplifters of the World"
The Lyrics: A heartless hand on my shoulder
I was bored before I even began Why: "h" e "b" each twice
Submitted by: Oliveira
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There are additional Lyrics Alliteration available. |