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Spitting ImageSong & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
"The Chicken Song," Spitting Image (TV) | "Cluck Cluck," The Product G&B |
"The Birdie Dance"
Misheard Lyrics: Let a speaker up a hoe!
Original Lyrics: Learn to speak Arabaho!
| "Chicken Song"
Misheard Lyrics: Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth Form a string quartet, and pretend you're Mavis Keith. Original Lyrics: Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith. |
"I Never Met A Nice South African"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I never met a nice South African
and that's not bloody surprising mun Cause we're all just godless bastards Who smell like baboons. Why They're Nonsensical: This song was created during South Africa's Apartheid years, so it wouldn't have any relevance now. (Editor's note: you might want to also post this under "Dated" Lyrics.)
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Chicken Song"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And there's no escape
In the clubs or in the bars You would hear this song If you holidayed in Mars Why They're Nonsensical: Okay, it rhymes, but "*on* Mars" would also rhyme. And it wouldn't require you to spend the summer in the molten iron core of a planet.
Submitted by: Rissa
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There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. |
"Never Met A Nice South African"
The Insulting Lyrics: No I never met a nice South African
and that's not bloody surprising man cause they're all just godless bastards who smell like baboons. Why They're Insulting: This was recorded during South Africa's apartheid years so to assume that all of south Africa's populace are all godless bastards who smell like baboons would be a rather ridiculous assumption to make in this day and age. That's just racist.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"I Never Met A Nice South African"
The Dated Lyrics: No I never met a nice south african
and that's not bloody surprising man cause they're all just godless bastards who smell like baboons. Why They're Dated: Posted under Nonsenical lyrics but I guess it could have gone under here too. This was created during South Africa's apartheid days so it really doesn't have any relevance now.
Submitted by: Celeste
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