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Band Name Origins:
- "Squeeze" was the name of the Velvet Underground's final album, made after all four original members (Reed, Cale, Tucker, Morrison) had left and Doug Yule was the leader. VU has disowned the album (I mean, come on, NO original members? That is *not* the VU). Apparently, a band in the U.S. had the name Squeeze, and their first album (the one with "Take Me I'm Yours") was titled "U.K. Squeeze." Submitted by: plasket
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Caress | It's the same thing, only caressing sounds better. | Father Popcorn |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Fonseca Beat" | "Farfisa Beat" | Mickey D. |
| "Black Woman In Bed" | "Black Coffee In Bed" | Argy Bargy Ford And Fun |
| "Pulling Spareribs From The Bone" | "Pulling Mussels From The Shell" | channel 99 |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Another Nail In My Heart," | I doubt you'd be singing about this. | Peter |
| "Pulling Mussels From A Shell," | A Shell, being singular, has only one mussel. | Daphne Hughes |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Temptation Eyes," The Grass Roots | "Tempted," Squeeze | |
| "Memorize Your Number," Leif Garrett | "853-5937," Squeeze | |
| "Love Is A Contact Sport," Whitney Houston | "Touching Me, Touching You," Squeeze | |
| "Operator," Jim Croce | "853-5937," Squeeze | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Heartbreaking Word" originally "Heartbreaking World"
Wendy Torrance
"Lack Coffee In Bed" originally "Black Coffee In Bed"
Lou Quilson
"Electric Rains" originally "Electric Trains"
Might happen in a thunderstorm
Stephanie Craddock
"Coo For Cats" originally "Cool For Cats"
A dove that is asking to get eaten up
Francis A. Sissy
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Can Off Worms" originally "Can Of Worms"
Amber Wayland
"Another Snail In My Heart" originally "Another Nail In My Heart"
Naomi Swanson
"Cobol For Cats" originally "Cool For Cats"
As in the programming language Cobol.
Adrienne Ramseur
"Cool For Coats" originally "Cool For Cats"
What Al Gore hopes much of the world stays.
Naomi Swanson
"Cool For Chats" originally "Cool For Cats"
Conversations or birds - either way.
Naomi Swanson
Change a Letter:
"Pool For Cats" originally "Cool For Cats"
Obviously wouldn't have much water in it.
Peter
"Another Pail In My Heart" originally "Another Nail In My Heart"
Interesting place to have a bucket.
Peter
"Another Mail In My Heart" originally "Another Nail In My Heart"
Peter
"Cool For Hats" originally "Cool For Cats"
Serafina
"Fool For Cats" originally "Cool For Cats"
Serafina
There are additional Squeeze song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Tempted" | "Shempted" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Pulling Mussels From The Shell" | "State Of Union Is In Hell" | Mark Scotti |
| "Cool For Cats" | "Cool Barack" | You! |
| "Tempted" | "Wasted" | Andy Primus |
| "Another Nail For My Heart" | "Another Fail On His Part" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Up The Junction" | "Up The Junction" | Andy Primus |
| "Cool for cats" | "Show the nuts" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "Cool For Cats" | "School For Cats" | Kristof Robertson |
| "Is That Love?" | "Is It Art?" | MasonR |
| "Hourglass" | "Dental Floss" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Up The Junction | Crisis Pregnancy Centre | Ooops..... |
| Pulling Mussels (From The Shell) | Any seafood restaurant | plasket |
| Tempted | Fruit of the Loom underwear | CapitalE |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Black Coffee In Bed | Dry Cleaners | Martha Irvin |
| Cool For Cats | Battersea Dogs Home | Marv |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Up The Arbor Primitive Radio Gods | Up The Junction Squeeze | Up The Arbor Junction Self-explanatory. | Mickey D. |
| We Are The World USA For Africa | Heartbreaking World Squeeze | We Are The Heartbreaking World There comes a time when we heed a certain call. | Mickey D. |
| My Cup Runneth Over Ed Ames | Black Coffee In Bed Squeeze | My Cup Of Black Coffee Runneth Over In Bed It burned a hole in my blanket. | MOR |
| Another Nail Through My Heart Squeeze | Another Brick In The Wall Pink Floyd | Another Brick Nail Through My Wall Heart Sounds Odd, But It Hurts! | Paul Warren |
| There are additional Squeeze duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Neon Squeeze
Neon Trees combined with Squeeze
Occurred on Jimmy Kimmel's Mash-up Mondays segment
Submitted By: Xuen
Never Squeeze The Bride
Never The Bride combined with Squeeze
The bride's back will hurt if the grooms squeeze her too tightly.
Submitted By: Mickey D.
Living In A Squeeze Box
Living In A Box combined with Squeeze
Daddy never sleeps at night.
Submitted By: Martha Hankins
Squeezer
Squeeze combined with Weezer
Submitted By: Little Old Lady Hu
There are additional Squeeze Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics: Coal's drivers stand about
Looking at a nobleman Original Lyrics: Coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map | "Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics: They do it down on campus
And they do it at the beach Original Lyrics: They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki |
"Goodbye Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: Cuckoo girl
Original Lyrics: Goodbye girl
| "Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics: Pooping muscles from Michelle
Original Lyrics: Pulling mussels from a shell
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| There are additional Squeeze misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics: I bought a car park, some birdseed
OR I bought a carnival, some birdseed Original Lyrics: I bought a novel, some perfume
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Lauren Tyler For many years I wondered what they were actually saying. Why would they be buying birdseed? I eventually looked it up and it all made sense. It's funny how people hear things differently. |
| There are additional Squeeze misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Black Coffee In Bed"
Better Lyrics:
Black woman in bed
Original Lyrics:
Black coffee in bed
Submitted by: Any Way You Like It
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Up The Junction"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I got a job with Stanley, who said I'd come in handy.
Why They're Misrhymed: My mum couldn't get on with the rhyming on this, thinking Glenn Tilbrook should have sung 'I got a job with Sandy...' 'Stanley' always makes me think of a factory that makes Stanley knives.
Submitted by: pickle*
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Touching Me, Touching You"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm always touching myself
Why They're Inappropriate: OK, Glenn, you can stop right there! That's way more than I needed to know!
Submitted by: Amanda
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Tempted"
The Dirty Lyrics: At my bedside, empty pocket
A foot without a sock. Your body gets much closer I fumble for the clock. Alarmed by the seduction I wish it would stop. Why They're Dirty: Come on - this should be easy to guess. (The word "seduction" is a big giveaway!)
Submitted by: A Stranger
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)"
The Lyrics: Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback Who They Mention: Harold Robbins (novelist)
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
| "Electric Trains"
The Lyrics: The sound of music passed by me
Just like the Grateful Dead Who They Mention: The Grateful Dead
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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| There are additional Squeeze celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Another Nail In My Heart"
The Song Lyrics: We're here at the bar
The piano man's found Another nail for my heart Song They Mention: "Piano Man" by Billy Joel
Submitted by: Mickey Dee
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"If I Didn't Love You"
Opening Lines: If I didn't love you, I'd hate you.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"Last Time For Eve R." originally "Last Time Forever"
Submitted by: Cheryl Jordan
"Last Tim E. Forever" originally "Last Time Forever"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Tempt Ed" originally "Tempted"
He needs some action!
Submitted by: Josh
"Temp Ted " originally "Tempted"
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Anagrams:
Sue Zee Q Submitted by: Mickey D.
Self explanatory
Song Title Anagrams:
"It's The Oval" originally "Is That Love"
Submitted by: Alexis
"I Solve That" originally "Is That Love"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Have Lost It" originally "Is That Love"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Have It Lost" originally "Is That Love"
Not good, in most cases. :(
Submitted by: Alexis
"To Have List" originally "Is That Love"
helps you remember what you need to do!
Submitted by: Alexis
There are additional Squeeze Song Title Anagrams available.
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Frank" Length: 0:15
There was no music in this song, only the background studio conversation.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Song Title Acrostics:
SAT: "Slap and Tickle"
Submitted by: Rychendroll
COW: "Can Of Worms"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"A Number Nail In Thy Heart" originally "Another Nail In My Heart"
Number as in more numb ("b" is silent)
Submitted by: Linda Radnil
"A Mother Nail In Nigh Heart" originally "Another Nail In My Heart"
Submitted by: Linda Radnil
"Another Hail In Nigh Mart" originally "Another Nail In My Heart"
Submitted by: Linda Radnil
"Cool Core Fats" originally "Cool For Cats"
Submitted by: Consta Pate
"Fool Core Cats" originally "Cool For Cats"
Submitted by: Consta Pate
There are additional Squeeze Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Another Nail For My Heart"
The Lyrics: So play me the song that makes it so tough, another nail for my heart.
Why: This song is very Beatlesque and has a nich piano flourish in the end, but this is about a guy who gave up on love after his lover left him.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:
"Bang Bang"
The Lyrics: I can't stop my heart from beating beating
Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang) Why: The song sounds like "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Charmin Toilet Paper
cause you aren't supposed to squeeze the Charmin
Submitted by: Rychendroll
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"Cool For Cats"
The Lyrics: The Sweeney's doing ninety 'Cause they've got the word to go They get a gang of villains In a shed up at Heathrow
Why: The Sweeney 1970s UK TV cop show.
Submitted by: Erasercuts
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