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Fun Music Information -> Static-X

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Stupid Band Names:

Did they get this name from a fabric softener or a can of store-brand Cling-Free? Submitted by: Rocky Rhodes

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name	Comments & Submitter Name
"I'm With Stupid (He's A Loser)"	It only says "he's a loser", stupid, and I've - SpiderSkull98

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
X-static	Wouldn't it make better sense to name a hard rock band after something that sounds more like "ecstatic"?	Metalman

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Wisconsin Death Trek"	"Wisconsin Death Trip"	Lydia Idyl
"Wiccan Death Trip"	"Wisconsin Death Trip"	Lydia Idyl

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Bled For Days,"	You'd be dead a few times over before it's over...	The Face Smasher
"You Am I,"	Not only is that impossible, it's bad grammar.	The Face Smasher

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"I'm With You," Avril Lavigne	"I'm With Stupid," Static-X

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Kill Our Idols" originally "Kill Your Idols"

Carmen Stokes

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Wisconsin Dearth Trip" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"

Rupert Heyburn

"Wisconsin Death Strip" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"

Rupert Heyburn

"Wisconsin Death Tripe" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"

Rupert Heyburn

"Kill Your Midols" originally "Kill Your Idols"

Lindsay Doyle

Change a Letter:

"Wisconsin Death Trig" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"

They have some killer trigonometry courses there?

Rupert Heyburn

"Wisconsin Death Grip" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"

Rupert Heyburn

"Wisconsin Death Trap" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"

Rupert Heyburn

"This Is Hot" originally "This Is Not"

Eileen Wright

"This Is Pot" originally "This Is Not"

Eileen Wright

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Permanence"	"Common Sense"	Goggleboy
"Fix"	"Fish"	Snake
"Skinnyman"	"Wimpyman"	Phil "Taiki Ishumaru"
"Black and White"	"Black and Green: Ode to The Matrix"	BPrulz
"I'm With Stupid (He's a Loser)"	"I am 16 (He's a Boozer)"	BPrulz
"This Is Not"	"Hit My Crotch"	Mikey Boy
"The Only"	"My Drugs"	Cow man
"Cold"	"Old"	Klarissa
"Cold"	"Sold"	Jeff Lattea
"Push It"	"Push-Up"	S.T.G.
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Cold	Central Heating	Smokey McPot

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Fix	Drug Abuse helpline	brainstem
Love Dump	Bakery	Billy Boyd
Bled For Days	Tampon Ads	StarKnightGoku
Bled For Days	Hemophilia Treatment Center	Legion

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
My Heart Lied Five Finger Death Punch	Cold Static-X	My Cold Heart Lied FFDP had a song titled Cold too	SpiderSkull98
Closer Nine Inch Nails	The Trance Is The Motion Static-X	The Trance Is Closer Than The Motion	Redlocks

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Television Static

Television combined with Static-X

No more with Digital TV...maybe.

Submitted By: Frank Hotdog

Static-X-Ambassadors

Static-X combined with X-Ambassadors

With two hyphens.

Submitted By: Lance Crackers

Static-XTC

Static-X combined with XTC

Submitted By: Quyjibo

Static On The Radio

Static-X combined with TV On The Radio

I wonder what their music would sound like...

Submitted By: Raphael

Misheard Lyrics:

"Fix" Misheard Lyrics: Sex! Sex! Sex! How could you yell at me at Thanksgiving, yo?! Original Lyrics: Fix! Fix! Fix! I'm in you you're in me please give me a fix.	"Fix" Misheard Lyrics: Coconut jello Dropped in banana mix Original Lyrics: Turn it in Chill out Drop dead, I need a fix.
"Dirthouse" Misheard Lyrics: My doghouse Bought it up in a box My wonder Doggy doggy woof Original Lyrics: My dirthouse Watch it happen from the box Mind wanders Dirty, dirty word	"Fix" Misheard Lyrics: Put it in Jell-O, drug-test, banana fix Original Lyrics: Tune in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Fix"

Misheard Lyrics:

Coconut jello
Dropped in banana mix

Original Lyrics:

Turn it in
Chill out
Drop dead, I need a fix.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Grape127

Was hanging out with friends someone played this song and this one certain friend was singing along with the above lyrics. It was hysterical

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Otsego Undead"

Better Lyrics:

Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go GO!

Original Lyrics:

Otsego
Otsego
Otsego
Otsego GO!

Submitted by: agent nerve

"I'm With Stupid"

Better Lyrics:

Chaos Control
Chaos control he said

Original Lyrics:

He's a loser
He's a loser she said

Submitted by: DJ Kaito

"Ostesego Unded"

Better Lyrics:

Flock of Seagulls! Flock of Seagulls! Go!

Original Lyrics:

Ostesego! Ostesego! Go!

Submitted by: Gamblor

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"I'm With Stupid" The Repetitive Lyrics: I am mine (8x) Why They're Repetitive: the first lines in the second verse Submitted by: SpiderSkull98	"Destroyer" The Repetitive Lyrics: Oh, you do it again You do it again Destroyer Why They're Repetitive: He says it like 4 times!!! Submitted by: Spiderskull98
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Wisconsin Death Trip"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

What's wrong?
Can't you sing dong-ding-dong?
Push it on the phoney.
Hook it up and ride away.

Why They're Nonsensical:

There is not one possible meaning I can derive from these lyrics. Maybe if I read the book it was named after it would make more sense. (BTW, naming their album and song Wisconsin Death Trip gave the false impression that this band was from the state of Wisconsin. They're actually from L.A.)

Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe