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Fun Music Information -> Stonewall Jackson
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Stonewall Jackson. Submitted by: jonaco
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "The Minute Men (Are Turning In Their Graves)," | Not so. They're dead and just lying there. | Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Not My Kind of People," Stonewall Jackson | "These Are Not My People," Johnny Rivers |
| "Why I'm Walkin'," Stonewall Jackson | "I Want To Walk You Home," Fats Domino |
| "Why I'm Walkin'," Stonewall Jackson | "I Can't Run," Westworld |
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Waterloo" | "Water Blue" | Dave W. |
| "Waterloo" | "Drop a Doo" | John A. Barry |
| "Waterloo" | "Other Shoe" | Airfarcewon |
| "Waterloo" | "Alley-Oop" | Arcade Junkie |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| God Is A DJ Pink | B.J. the D.J. Stonewall Jackson | God Is B.J. the D.J. | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Sly And The Family Stonewall
Sly And The Family Stone combined with Stonewall Jackson
Submitted By: Heidi
Alan Stonewall Jackson
Alan Jackson combined with Stonewall Jackson
Submitted By: Joe North
Stonewall Jackson Browne
Stonewall Jackson combined with Jackson Browne
Submitted By: Wanda Pierce
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Washed My Hands in Muddy Water"
Misheard Lyrics: I couldn't wait to do my sinnin'
Original Lyrics: I couldn't wait to do my sentence
| "Me And You And A Dog Named Boo"
Misheard Lyrics: Me and you and a doll named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off Milan. Original Lyrics: Me and you and a dog named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off the land. |
"Don't Be Angry"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't be angry with me, darling, if I fail to understand
All your liberal whims and issues all the time Just remember that I dump myself like any foolish man. Original Lyrics: Don't be angry with me, darling, if I fail to understand
All your little whims and wishes all the time Just remember that I'm dumb, I guess, like any foolish man. | "Don't Be Angry"
Misheard Lyrics: And pray God to let it last, to fix His will.
Original Lyrics: And pray God to let it last, if it's His will.
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Don't Be Angry"
Misheard Lyrics: Just remember that I hung
My guests like any foolish man or Just remember that I don My jets like any foolish man. Original Lyrics: Just remember that I'm dumb
I guess like any foolish man. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Tiffany Llewellyn-affit My second mishearing above came to me after my uncle told me how, in the 1960s (when the song came out), there was a craze for a while for a kind of tennis shoes called 'jets'. The real lyrics, as I've indicated them, seem to be confirmed by every lyrics site that has the song, though those lyrics seem to me to be "dumb I guess", just as the singer calls himself. No wonder I've never understood the real lyrics if the lyrics sites are right. It just doesn't seem a likely thing for anyone to say it. Plus, it's a rather crass thing that interrupts the flow of an otherwise sweet and doting song. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Waterloo"
The Insincere Lyrics: The devil made him take a bite
Why They're Insincere: The devil never made anyone do anything. Adam received the forbidden fruit from Eve, but the devil did not make Adam or Eve do anything. He lured Eve into taking the forbidden fruit, and so she went along with the trick, and then shared with Adam.
Submitted by: Chris Duncan
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Waterloo"
The Lyrics: Little General Napoleon of France
Tried to conquer the world but lost his pants Met defeat known as Bonaparte's retreat And that's when Napoleon met his Waterloo Who They Mention: Napoleon Bonaparte
Submitted by: Tarzan
| "Waterloo"
The Lyrics: Little General Napoleon of France
Tried to conquer the world but lost his pants Met defeat at Bonaparte's retreat And that's when Napoleon met his Waterloo Who They Mention: Napoleon Bonaparte
Submitted by: Tarzan
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Joan, Stall Sack One originally "Stonewall Jackson"
Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Joan Stall Waxin' originally "Stonewall Jackson"
Submitted by: Dionne Peacewick
Joan Wall Stackson originally "Stonewall Jackson"
Submitted by: Audrey Ruiz
Jan Wall Stokeson originally "Stonewall Jackson"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
