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Fun Music Information -> Tuff Darts
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Stupid Band Names:
- Tuff is a porous volcanic rock, hence probably not a material from which darts could be made. Submitted by: Fiona Montrose
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste," | Love doesn't resemble nuclear waste. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Fun City," | There is no city with this name. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Phone Booth Man," | No person is a phone booth. | Yvette Bristle |
| "My Guitar Lies Bleeding In My Arms," | Musical instruments don't bleed. | Yvette Bristle |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"(Our Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste" originally "(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste"
Yvette Bristle
"Phone Both Man" originally "Phone Booth Man"
Fiona Montrose
"Phone Boot Man" originally "Phone Booth Man"
Yvette Bristle
"Hone Booth Man" originally "Phone Booth Man"
Yvette Bristle
"Phone Booth Ma" originally "Phone Booth Man"
Yvette Bristle
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"(Your Lover Is Like) Nuclear Waste" originally "(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste"
Yvette Bristle
"(Your Clove Is Like) Nuclear Waste" originally "(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste"
Yvette Bristle
"(Your Glove Is Like) Nuclear Waste" originally "(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste"
Yvette Bristle
"Phone Booth Mane" originally "Phone Booth Man"
Yvette Bristle
"Phoned Booth Man" originally "Phone Booth Man"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Paste" originally "(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste"
Yvette Bristle
"(Your Move Is Like) Nuclear Waste" originally "(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste"
Yvette Bristle
"(Your Lore Is Like) Nuclear Waste" originally "(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste"
Yvette Bristle
"(Tour Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste" originally "(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste"
Yvette Bristle
"(Your Dove Is Like) Nuclear Waste" originally "(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Your Love Is Like A Nuclear Waste"
The Insulting Lyrics: I'd rather crawl through poison ivy,
Or grab high tension wires, Cut my legs off at the knees, or set myself on fire. Than to have to feel your charms closing in around me, Or feel your slimy kisses covering my body. Why They're Insulting: The entire song is an insult. Sung by a male vocalist, it is assumed he's singing about his ex-girlfriend. I'm surprised this song got released when it did, 1978, during the decade of "Women's Lib". In our current time of "Political Correctness" this song would probably be met by a lot of protest. Still, it's a funny song and not to be taken seriously.
Submitted by: Cautious Lip
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Moan, Booth Fan" originally "Phone Booth Man"
Submitted by: Fiona Montrose
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Duff Tarts originally "Tuff Darts"
Submitted by: Fiona Montrose
