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Fun Music Information -> Westlife
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Jokes:
Q. What has 200 legs and no pubic hair? A. The front row at a Westlife concert. Submitted by: Ken
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Band Name Origins:
- 3 out of 5 in the band came from the west coast of Ireland. Originally called Westside, but changed due to legal reasons. Submitted by: Demi
- The band were originally called "Westside" because founding band members Shane, Kian and Mark were born and raised in Sligo-which is located in the westside of Ireland. Therefore they wanted to incorporate this into their band name. However due to legal reasons, as there was a hip hop group with a similar name- "Westside Connection", the band changed it to "Westlife"- managing to still keep in the Sligo association. Submitted by: Joshua
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Smell Of My Pants" | "Queen Of My Heart" | Hnin Pwint |
| " Stink of My Fart" | " Queen of My Heart" | Vicky |
| "Why Can We Not Sing" | "Flying Without Wings" | Teh Yee Kiat |
| "What Makes A Band (bore you the way we do)" | "What Makes A Man" | Anjali Sakhrani |
| "I'm Up Your Girl" | "Uptown Girl" | Ebal |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "As Love Is My Witness," | Just don't expect that emotion to take the stand. | Peter |
| "I Left My Heart In San Francisco," | In that case,you're dead | Natasha |
| "Queen of My Heart," | How can a heart have a person in it? | Natasha |
| "World of Our Own," | Not until we have space travel! | Eta_Cassiopeia |
| "Flying Without Wings," | It's bad enough them even flying to start with | Devil Jones |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Little Miss Sad," The Five Emprees | "Crying Girl," Westlife |
| "Open Your Eyes," Alter Bridge | "Close Your Eyes," Westlife |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Wear It Again" originally "Swear It Again"
don't mind if I do!
Bob
"Sear It Again" originally "Swear It Again"
Bob
"Angel's Wigs" originally "Angel's Wings"
Bridget Andrews
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Glove Crime" originally "Love Crime"
The kind done to leave no fingerprints, of course.
Penelope Beckinsale
"Love Crimea" originally "Love Crime"
Crimea = peninsula in southern Ukraine.
Penelope Beckinsale
"My Glove" originally "My Love"
Natasha
Change a Letter:
"Frying Girl" originally "Crying Girl"
Candy Welty
"Drying Girl" originally "Crying Girl"
Candy Welty
"Trying Girl" originally "Crying Girl"
Candy Welty
"Prying Girl" originally "Crying Girl"
Candy Welty
"Love Prime" originally "Love Crime"
Penelope Beckinsale
There are additional Westlife song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Uptown Girl" | "Ulster Girl" | Wallace Runnymede |
| "You Raise Me Up" | "You Split Us Up" | Jj Lucia-wright |
| "Queen Of My Heart" | "Stink Of My Fart" | Parodier |
| "Flying Without Wings" | "Flying Without Stings" | Chez |
| "You Raise Me Up" | "Two Girls One Cup" | Stephen Turner |
| "When Your Looking Like That" | "When Your Looking Like Pat" | Grub |
| "Lay My Love On You" | "Lay On A Hospital Bed" | Ellie |
| "Obvious" | "You An Idiot (And I've Moved On)" | Ap Erson |
| "Flying Without Wings" | "Writing Without Cheat" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Flying Without Wings" | "Flying Without Wings" | Sam_Spam |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| My Love | Valentine cards | NK |
| Uptown Girl | 'There's Something About Mary' promo | Catt |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Seasons In The Sun | Funeral Home | Supernixi |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Just Want You To Know Backstreet Boys | I Have A Dream Westlife | Just Want You To Know I Have A Dream So don't wake me up, okay? | D-Boz |
| Free Fallin' Tom Petty | Flying Without Wings Westlife | Free Falling Without Wings | DebbieW |
| Fly With Me 98 Degrees | Flying Without Wings Westlife | Fly With Me Without Wings | Da Phoenix |
| Lay My Love On You Westlife | 100% Pure Love Crystal Waters | Lay My 100% Pure Love On You | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| There are additional Westlife duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Minus Westlife
Minus Life combined with Westlife
Submitted By: Daisy Pappus
Mid-Westlife Crisis
Mid-Life Crisis combined with Westlife
**Editor's note: I am not accepting any more submissions with 'Mid-Life Crisis' as the performer name until I have confirmation and proof that it's an actual group. Lately too many "obscure" performers not recognized by Wikopedia or Allmusic.com have been submitted to this site.
Submitted By: Daisy Pappus
My Westlife With The Thrill Kill Kult
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult combined with Westlife
Submitted By: Daisy Pappus
Real Westlife
Real Life combined with Westlife
Submitted By: Brit Boxx
There are additional Westlife Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"You Raise Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics: Malaysia
Original Lyrics: You raise me up
| "You Raise Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics: You rinse it out
Original Lyrics: You raise me up
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"You Raise Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics: So I can stand on my own town
Original Lyrics: So I can stand on mountains
| "You Raise Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics: Then I am still awake here in the silence
Original Lyrics: Then I am still and wait here in the silence
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"What Do They Know"
Misheard Lyrics: Only the stories, most of wet Julies
Original Lyrics: Only the stories, most of which are lies
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Story about this misheard lyric by: John Smith I always wondered why people would hear stories about wet Julies, as opposed to any other month (especially as July, being a summer month, wouldn't be the most obvious "wet" month). |
| There are additional Westlife misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"My Love"
Better Lyrics:
All the demons,
ghost to ghost,
to kill the witch I hate the most,
over Halloween,
spook you once again,
at night.
ghost to ghost,
to kill the witch I hate the most,
over Halloween,
spook you once again,
at night.
Original Lyrics:
Over seas and coast to coast,
to find the place I love the most,
where the fields are green,
see you once again,
my love.
to find the place I love the most,
where the fields are green,
see you once again,
my love.
Submitted by: Natasha
"Mandy"
Better Lyrics:
Oh Mommy, and you came and you tied up my laces
But I sent you away, Oh Mommy
And you came and you fixed up my braces
And I need you today, Oh Mommy
But I sent you away, Oh Mommy
And you came and you fixed up my braces
And I need you today, Oh Mommy
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mandy, when you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, Oh Mandy
when you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, Oh Mandy
But I sent you away, Oh Mandy
when you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, Oh Mandy
Submitted by: jimmy
"Leeming"
Better Lyrics:
Uptown Mop, He's been living in a Aldi shop
And he's going out with action man
And his favourite food is cheese and ham
What a man!
And he's going out with action man
And his favourite food is cheese and ham
What a man!
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl, she's been living in her uptown world
I'll bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why
I'm gonna try
I'll bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why
I'm gonna try
Submitted by: marcus
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Never Knew I Was Losing You"
The Funny Lyrics: I came across an open road
if only there were signs to show me which direction I should go... Why They're Funny: these lines make me think of how Moses and the gang got lost in the desert for forty years - men don't like to ask for directions
Submitted by: Hasina Ghani
| "Never Knew I Was Losing You"
The Funny Lyrics: tell me what are you looking for
I can't play your games any more Why They're Funny: it sounds as if Nicky's getting pissy (pardon my Anglo Saxon) over a game of i-spy.
Submitted by: Hasina Ghani
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| There are additional Westlife Funny lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"We've Got A World Of Our Own"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I let you in where no one else goes
Why They're Nonsensical: which is the place where no one else goes? his personal toilet!!
Submitted by: vaibhav
| "Can't Lose What You Never Had"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You cant lose what you never had
Why They're Nonsensical: why does he even care if he never had it in the first place?
Submitted by: SupaCaz
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| There are additional Westlife nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"All The Songs Dedicated To Girls"
The Insincere Lyrics: You're the only girl that I need...
What can make me feel this way... My girl, etc... Why They're Insincere: Since Mark came out of the closet, we can be sure he wasn't being sincere...
Submitted by: supernixi
| "Looking Like That"
The Insincere Lyrics: How am I supposed to leave you
When you're looking like that Why They're Insincere: Basically they're banging on about how they're regretting dumping the girl because she's put on a some tight clothes and bit a of makeup?! What shallow creeps.
Submitted by: Kathryn
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Band Name Anagrams:
Elf Is Wet Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
I Sew Felt Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
We Stifle Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Swift Eel Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Wet Flies Submitted by: Christian
Song Title Anagrams:
"The Queen For Amy" originally "Queen Of My Heart"
Submitted by: Lorraine Thoanjer
"Queen Of My Earth" originally "Queen Of My Heart"
Submitted by: Lorraine Thoanjer
"Queen of the Army" originally "Queen of My Heart"
A female drill sergeant, maybe?
Submitted by: Joe
