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Fun Music Information -> Yngwie Malmsteen

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This is the most recent information about Yngwie Malmsteen that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Yngwie Malmsteen, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

Jokes:

Why is Yngwie Malmsteen not dead? The mortuary wouldn't accept his request of a solid diamond coffin.

Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Speed Racer," Matthew Sweet	"Faster Than The Speed Of Light," Yngwie Malmsteen
"Immortal," Adema	"Never Die," Yngwie Malmsteen
"Hey Joe," Jimi Hendrix	"What Do You Want," Yngwie Malmsteen
"What Do You Want?," Yngwie Malmsteen	"I Want To Break Free," Queen
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Bald Blood" originally "Bad Blood"

Caitlin

"Save Our Lover" originally "Save Our Love"

Caitlin

"Never Dire" originally "Never Die"

Some situation was never dire.

Lucy Slanks

"Never Diet" originally "Never Die"

Lucy Slanks

"Never Died" originally "Never Die"

Lucy Slanks

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Never Lie" originally "Never Die"

Penelope Beckinsale

"Never Did" originally "Never Die"

Penelope Beckinsale

"Never Dig" originally "Never Die"

Penelope Beckinsale

"Never Due" originally "Never Die"

Penelope Beckinsale

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"I Am A Viking"	"I Am A Shred King"	Stephen Vick

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Fire and Ice	Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice commercial	Caitlin
I'd Die Without You	PSA on smoking	Caitlin

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Yngwie Springsteen

Yngwie Malmsteen combined with Bruce Springsteen

Submitted By: Martha Hankins

Misheard Lyrics:

"Rising Force"

Misheard Lyrics:

Thunder and sparks
In the heart of New York.

Original Lyrics:

Thunder and sparks
In the heart of the dark.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"I Am A Viking"

The Insincere Lyrics:

Dragon ships are charging through the waves

Why They're Insincere:

No way. Viking ships bow was made to go over the waves, not through them.

Submitted by: Kain

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"I Am A Viking"

The Insulting Lyrics:

You are a loser, and it's such a shame,
That you're a fool and you don't know.

Why They're Insulting:

This verse comes right after Yngwie's guitar solo, it's almost fitting considering what a pompous *ss Yngwie can be. Or some could take it as being directed at the listener, given the context of the song.

Submitted by: Jeremy