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Fun Music Information -> Yoko Ono
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This is the most recent information about Yoko Ono that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Yoko Ono, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Quotes:
I was going to hire professional muscians to help me with my music and he said "I'll do it." and I said "Are you sure?" I was worried for a number of reasons - 1. I didn't feel that he was ready yet 2. I was thinking maybe he should go out on his own & 3. We have a good relationship anyways and I didn't want mother/son arguments to get in the way." Yoko Ono about going on tour with her son Sean. Submitted by: Celeste
| They didn't scorn us for doing it. They scorned us for doing it and not looking pretty. Yoko - on the Two Virgins album cover. Submitted by: Celeste
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| There are additional music quotes available. | |
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Kyoko - Actually Kyoko is an extremely popular name in Japan. Yoko probably did not name Kyoko after herself. Submitted by: aermancer
- Kyoko - Somebody said above that Kyoko was the child of John and Yoko - but she is Yoko's daughter from a previous relationship. John and Yoko's child is named Sean. John has another son named Julian with his former wife, Cynthia. Submitted by: Tamara
- Kyoko Cox - Yoko actually used the kanji meaning City (as in Kyoto or Tokyo) and child. As Kyoko was born in Tokyo that makes perfect sense. Nothing all that odd about the meaning, sorry folks. Submitted by: Keri
- Kyoko - Yoko chose Kyoko because it's Japanese for mirror, as well as being Yoko's name, plus a K. Her daughter's a mirror of her. Get it? Cool name Submitted by: luc
- Kyoko Cox - Kyoko was actually a child from a previous marriage to Tony Cox. Submitted by: hippychick
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Walking on Thin Ice," | That wouldn't be a safe move. | Peter |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Clean Up Your Own Back Yard," Elvis Presley | "What A Mess," Yoko Ono | |
| "Walking On Thin Ice," Yoko Ono | "This Probably Won't End Well," All That Remains | |
| "Walking On Thin Ice," Yoko Ono | "Carefully," Noa | |
| "What A Mess," Yoko Ono | "Don't Blame The Children," Sammy Davis, Jr. | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Open Our Box" originally "Open Your Box"
Tabitha Cartwright
"Open Your Ox" originally "Open Your Box"
Tabitha Cartwright
"Waking On Thin Ice" originally "Walking On Thin Ice"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Walking On Tin Ice" originally "Walking On Thin Ice"
Mike Kim
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Walking On Thin Vice" originally "Walking On Thin Ice"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Walking On Thin Mice" originally "Walking On Thin Ice"
That must hurt the underfed mice?
Random Mysteryperson
"Walking On Thin Lice" originally "Walking On Thin Ice"
Ew!!! How gross does Yoko get?!
Random Mysteryperson
Change a Letter:
"I'm Not Wetting Enough" originally "I'm Not Getting Enough"
Meredith Harshaw
"I'm Not Petting Enough" originally "I'm Not Getting Enough"
Meredith Harshaw
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Walking On Thin Ice" | "Stalking 3 Blind Mice" | LucidLupin LeeBee |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I'm Not Getting Enough | Change 4 Life campaign | pickle |
| Open Your Box | Prostitution | Diddles |
| Open Your Box | Six Feet Under trailers | pickle* |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Kiss Prince | Kiss, Kiss, Kiss Yoko Ono | Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss For people addicted to kisses. | Gray Bugoff |
| Kiss This Aaron Tippin | Kiss Kiss Kiss Yoko Ono | Kiss Kiss Kiss This | Countryboy |
| Kiss Me Sixpence None the Richer | Kiss Kiss Kiss Yoko Ono | Kiss Kiss Kiss Me | Sonny |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Brian Ono
Brian Eno combined with Yoko Ono
...or Yoko Eno.
Submitted By: Lance Spears
Yoko Bono
Yoko Ono combined with Sonny Bono
If Yoko had married Cher's ex instead of John Lennon, then her new surname would just have a new letter in front!
Submitted By: Jimmy Krakorian
Yoko Bono
Yoko Ono combined with Bono (of U2)
Submitted By: Lauren Overstreet
Misheard Lyrics:
"Kiss, Kiss, Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics: Bite d*ck
Original Lyrics: Daite
| "Kiss, Kiss, Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics: Kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss me now. or Kiss, kiss, kiss Kiss me no. Original Lyrics: Kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss me, love. |
"I'm Moving On"
Misheard Lyrics: Shave your sweat mole for when you roar.
Original Lyrics: Save your sweet talk for when you score.
| "Kiss Kiss Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics: Kiss kiss kiss kissing of
Original Lyrics: Kiss kiss kiss kiss me love
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Kiss, Kiss, Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics: Bite d*ck
Original Lyrics: Daite
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Stucliffe We thought our parents would object. Turns out it's Japanese for "hug" or "have sex". |
How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Yoh-koh Oh-no
As in the US Olympic speed skater Apollo Ohno.
Submitted by: Beegles
Song Title Space Change:
"O Pen Your Box" originally "Open Your Box"
Submitted by: Tabitha Cartwright
Band Name Anagrams:
KY... Ooo No!! Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
Another anagram previously posted as spoonerism
O, OK No Yo Submitted by: George Straitjacket
What the fans & the other 3 Beatles said to John?
Songs That Are Banned:
"Open Your Box"
Because of the suggestive lyrics and even suggestive title, it was banned by the BBC. Also, in the US, Capitol Records refused to release it, substituting it with another Yoko single, "Touch Me", on the B-Side of Lennon's "Power to the People"
Submitted by: Ra'akone
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Bop In Your Oaks" originally "Open Your Box"
Submitted by: Tabitha Cartwright
"Sick Sick Sick" originally "Kiss Kiss Kiss"
It describes her singing.
Submitted by: She
Names as a Word Bank:
Kooky On Yon Nook Submitted by: Kirsten Abercrombie
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Oko Yo No originally "Yoko Ono"
How I think many feel about her singing.
Submitted by: Peter
Backwards Messages:
"Kiss, Kiss, Kiss"
There are at least two backmasked messages in this song. The first is the title line that says "sick, sick, sick" or even "666" backwards. The second is more well known. The line "anata daiteyo" (which translates as "darling, hug me" can be reversed to sound like "I shot John Lennon".
Submitted by: A Stranger
