Music Jokes -> Karen Carpenter
Jokes about Karen Carpenter from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
Karen Carpenter album at Amazon.com
Just think... if Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's ham sandwich, they'd both be alive today!
Q: What was Karen Carpenter's last meal?
A: Nothing!
Q: Why did Karen Carpenter's house sell so cheap?
A: It doesn't have a kitchen.
Richard Carpenter is remaking an old Hollies tune
- 'She Ain't Heavy (She's My Sister).'
What goes 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0?
Karen Carpenter's dress-size.
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