Music Jokes -> Johnny Cash
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Knock! Knock!! Who's there? Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash who? Gesundheit
Knock! Knock!!
Who's there?
Johnny Cash.
Johnny Cash who?
Johnny Cashew
..........................You nut.....
Q: What does Johnny Cash get if he eats too much hot spicy food?
A: A Ring Of Fire
What did the police officer make Johnny Cash do when he got pulled over for drunk driving?
.....Walk the Line
Who's "the most dangerous woman" in the world? Sue. (My Name Is SUE!! How Do You Do!! Now You Gonna DIE!!)
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