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As a confirmed atheist, I've always been certain that God doesn't exist. Not any more: BBC News: Phil Collins confirms retirement! (Editor's note: I'd like to state for the record that I like Phil Collins.)
Do you know what that song 'Sussudio' sounds like?
What normal songs sound like if you sing them with balls in your mouth!
Great news! Phil Collins is picking up the drumsticks again. He's got a job at KFC!!!
Q: Why does Phil Collins only count by even numbers?
A: He says he's aganist all odds.
Why Did Phil Collins Decide To Be A Weather Man? Because He Could Feel Rain Coming In The Air Tonight
Why did phil Collins cross the road? To get to the middle.
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