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Q: What did Lawrence Welk name his twin daughters? A: Anna One, Anna Two

Why did Lawrence Welk fail math class in school? - Because he takes too long to count to ten. (Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, ah-four, ah-five, ah-six, ah-seven, ah-eight, ah-nine, ah-ten.)

 

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