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Dolly may not have a cherry, but she sure has a peach of a pair.
'I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb........ and I also know I'm not blonde'
(Dolly Parton)
Do you know what size of shoe Dolly Parton wears?
.....Neither does she.
Dolly Parton got so drunk last night they had to carry her out
- two men abreast.
Dolly Parton is so skinny that when she turns sideways, she looks like she's smuggling melons.
Dolly Parton's Dollyworld and Conway Twitty's Twitty City have joined forces to open a new country amusement park: Titty City
Hey!! Look there's Dolly Parton sittin' out there!!
Hell no, that's just 2 old bald-headed men sittin' next to each other.
In her last stage of her career, Dolly Parton found herself having to travel economically. So on her last tour, she took a train and slept in a coed sleeping coach. A man happened to be in an upper bunk and watched her getting ready for bed. She took out her contact lenses, took off her blonde wig, her girdle, steel reinforced bra that holds up her fake boobs, and was removing her teeth when she spotted the man watching her. "What do YOU want?" she snapped. "You know what I want," he replied, "now unscrew it and throw it up here."
Man 1: Last night I had a terrible dream.
Man 2: What was it?
Man 1: I dreamt I was one of Dolly Parton's triplets.
Man 2: What's so terrible about that?
Man 1: I was the one on the bottle!!
Man: I seen Dolly Parton at 3:00 Woman: hardly she was working 9-5
My friend Joe can listen to most any song standing up and rarely be the least bit fazed by any. But whenever he hears Dolly Parton sing "Jolene," he's never still standing by the end of the song.
Q. Dolly Parton has been rumored to be a lesbian, so why do she and her husband remain married?
A. So he won't suffer from post-Parton depression.
Q. How can you spot Dolly's children in a crowd?
A. They're the ones with stretch marks round their mouths.
Q. What's the only key that Dolly Parton can't sing in? A. B-flat
Q: What do you call dumbass fans who can't understand the concept of humour?
A: Dollyfans
Q: Why did Dolly Parton quit her day job? A: She as tired of working 9 to 5!
Q: Why does Dolly have small feet?
A: Everything grows smaller in the shade.
Question: What do you get when you pour water down Dolly Parton's chest?
Answer: Islands in the Stream
So my friend asked me "what do you think about Dolly Parton?" And I said "well, I think she's a very well-rounded individual?"
What did Shakespeare have to say about Dolly Parton? He said, "Partin' is such sweet sorrow."
What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke? Islands in the Stream.
What do you call it when your stuck in an elevator with Dolly Parton?
Boobie trapped!
What do you call people who defend Dolly Parton?
Unfortunately deaf
What do you call people who make mean jokes about Dolly Parton?
Jealous Ass-holes
What is Dolly Partons Favorite Candy Bar Mounds
What's Dolly Parton's theme song? "Tanks for the Mammaries."
What's the most interesting thing about people who say malicious things about Dolly Parton? If there's a world beyond, she'll probably be moving up and they will probably be moving down.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
Dolly Parton with a chest cold.
(Told by Dolly herself)
You know the funniest thing about those who make fun of Dolly Parton? They don't have her $450 million.
You know the funniest thing about those who put down Dolly Parton? She probably has an I.Q. higher than theirs.
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