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There are 19 misheard song lyrics for John Anderson on amIright currently.
Goin' on back to the Hilton
Goin' on back to the Delta
"Money in the Bank" (MP3)
I wanna drive you around in an Auburn truck
I wanna drive you around in an armored truck
"Money in the Bank" (MP3)
I wanna drive you around in an auburn truck.
I oughta drive you around in an armored truck.
"Money in the Bank" (MP3)
I wanna drive you around in an auburn truck
I wanna drive you around in an armored truck
"Seminole Wind"
All the way up to Micano Peak.
All the way up to Micanopy.
"Seminole Wind"
All the way up to Nick Nolte.
All the way up to Micanopy.
"Seminole Wind"
Alligators in the dark
Alligators and the gar
gar = a common fish in the Everglades.
"Seminole Wind"
I heard the ghost of RC Cola cry
I heard the ghost of Osceola cry
"Seminole Wind"
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of R.C. Molokai
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of Osceola cry.
"Seminole Wind"
Osceola Clyde
Osceola cry
"Seminole Wind"
Row, row seven old men
Blow, blow seminole wind
"Seminole Wind"
Row, row seven old wind
Blow, blow seminole wind
"Seminole Wind"
So blow, blow, sentimental women.
So blow, blow, Seminole wind.
"Seminole Wind"
The alligators and the car.
The alligators and the gar.
'Gar' refers to a type of fish.
"Straight Tequila Night"
Don't ask for all the strangers in the night.
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night.
"Straight Tequila Night"
Don't ask her on the strength to keep her might.
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night.
"Straight Tequila Night"
On a straight to key the night
On a straight tequila night
"Straight Tequila Night"
Tape 13 is her favorite song
if you play it you might have a chance.
K-13 is her favorite song,
if you play it you might have a chance.
Daddy was in the back yard, honin' up a garden hoe.
Daddy was in the back yard, rollin' up a garden hose.
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