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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Association that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 50 misheard song lyrics for The Association on amIright currently.
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"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hope your gum tastes as sweet as the punch.
or
And I hope your cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
or
And I hope your cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
Original Lyrics:
Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And does she want to give me Kix
And be I say chicken
Give me pack of memories.
And be I say chicken
Give me pack of memories.
Original Lyrics:
And does she want to give me kicks
And be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories.
And be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories.
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And does she want to give me kicks
And be my steady chicken
Give me pickled memories
And be my steady chicken
Give me pickled memories
Original Lyrics:
And does she want to give me kicks
And be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories.
And be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories.
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the morning when the horny's passed the gas and flaccid dicks are flung across her arse
Original Lyrics:
And when the morning of the warning's passed the gassed and flaccid kids are flung across the stars
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I hope your gum tastes as sweet as the punch.
Original Lyrics:
And now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then a wonton fairy.
Original Lyrics:
And then along comes Mary.
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then along comes marriage
Original Lyrics:
And then along comes Mary
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me kicks
And three nine seventy six
And give me fragrant memories
And three nine seventy six
And give me fragrant memories
Original Lyrics:
Give me kicks
And be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories
And be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll admit I was sure out to lunch.
Original Lyrics:
When we met, I was sure out to lunch.
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my empty cup is as sweet as the fudge
Original Lyrics:
Now my empty cup is as sweet as the punch
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my empty cup tastes as three kinds of punch
Three kinds of punch
Three kinds of punch
Three kinds of punch
Three kinds of punch
Original Lyrics:
Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
Sweet as the punch
Sweet as the punch
Sweet as the punch
Sweet as the punch
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you know that weed has the punch.
Original Lyrics:
Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The gastroplasted kids are flung across the stars
Original Lyrics:
The gassed and flaccid kids are flung across the stars
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The urge is like a cyclone.
Original Lyrics:
Their urgent cry for sight no more
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then we met on the shore out to lunch.
Original Lyrics:
When we met, I was sure out to lunch.
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When vague desire is the fire in the eyes of chicks with dicks and the games they play
Original Lyrics:
When vague desire is the fire in the eyes of chicks whose sickness is the games they play
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we met I was sure of too much.
Original Lyrics:
When we met I was sure out to lunch.
"Along Comes Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we met, I was sure of too much.
Original Lyrics:
When we met, I was sure out to lunch.
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cherish' is the word that more than describes
All the feeling that I have rotting here for you inside.
All the feeling that I have rotting here for you inside.
Original Lyrics:
'Cherish' is the word that more than describes
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside.
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside.
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I do sherry shoe 2x
Original Lyrics:
And I do cherish you
At the very end where they say and I do sherry shoe 2x
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Into someone who could cherish me as much as I cherish you
And I knew cherry shoes
And I knew cherry shoes
Cherry shoes the word.
And I knew cherry shoes
And I knew cherry shoes
Cherry shoes the word.
Original Lyrics:
Into someone who could cherish me as much as I cherish you
And I do.... cherish you
And I do.... cherish you
Cherish is the word.
And I do.... cherish you
And I do.... cherish you
Cherish is the word.
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I’m beginning to think that manners never found
The words that could make you want me
The words that could make you want me
Original Lyrics:
Oh I’m beginning to think that man has never found
The words that could make you want me
The words that could make you want me
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When all they wanted was to touch your face, your hands, and listen to your eyes
Original Lyrics:
When all they wanted was to touch your face, your hands, and gaze into your eyes
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Windy has starry eyes
That fashion a hound dog's lives.
That fashion a hound dog's lives.
Original Lyrics:
And Windy has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies.
That flash at the sound of lies.
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Windy has stormy eyes that flash at the son of lies
Original Lyrics:
And Windy has stormy eyes that flash at the sound of lies
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Windy has stormy eyes
That flash like the sun on ice.
That flash like the sun on ice.
Original Lyrics:
And Windy has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies.
That flash at the sound of lies.
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Windy has wings to fly, I don't know why!
I don't know why!
I don't know why!
Original Lyrics:
And Windy has wings to fly, up above clouds!
Up above clouds!
Up above clouds!
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Windy has wings to fly, pa-pa-pa-pow!
Pa-pa-pa-pow!
Pa-pa-pa-pow!
Original Lyrics:
And Windy has wings to fly, up above clouds!
Up above clouds!
Up above clouds!
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And windy has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of flies.
That flash at the sound of flies.
Original Lyrics:
And windy has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies.
That flash at the sound of lies.
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone knows it's Mickey
Original Lyrics:
Everyone knows it's Windy
Mickey as in Mickey Mouse
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone knows it's been me.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone knows it's Windy.
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone knows it's raining
Original Lyrics:
Everyone knows it's windy
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone knows it’s Wrigley
Original Lyrics:
Everyone knows it’s windy
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goose-stepping down the streets of the city...
Original Lyrics:
Who's tripping down the streets of the city?
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When all they wanted was to touch your face, your hands, and listen to your eyes
Original Lyrics:
When all they wanted was to touch your face, your hands, and gaze into your eyes
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's reachin' out to capture a Mormon?
Everyone knows it's Windy.
Everyone knows it's Windy.
Original Lyrics:
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment?
Everyone knows it's Windy.
Everyone knows it's Windy.
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's reachin' out to capture a Roman?
Original Lyrics:
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment?
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's skipping down the streets of the city?
Original Lyrics:
Who's tripping down the streets of the city?
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's stripping down the streets of the city?
Original Lyrics:
Who's tripping down the streets of the city?
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's stripping down the streets of the city?
Original Lyrics:
Who's tripping down the streets of the city?
"Windy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's stripping on the streets of the city?
Original Lyrics:
Who's tripping down the streets of the city?
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