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"All of Me Loves All of You" (MP3) 
It may not be fantasy, I know
It may not be fancy, I know
 
Bye Bye Birdie
Bye Bye Baby
 
Can't put it off any longer,
She's a fella anyway
Can't put it off any longer,
Just gotta tell her anyway
 
Can't put it off any younger
Can't put it off any longer
 
Don't make me try
Don't make me cry
 
I could drug you but why begin it
'Cause there ain't any future in it
I could love you but why begin it
'Cause there ain't any future in it
 
She's come down with something not free so
Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (bye baby, baby bye bye)
She's got me but I'm not free so
Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (bye baby, baby bye bye)
Editor's note: It is NOT plausible to have heard "covid-19" in this song because the song came out several decades before Covid19 came into existence. Certainly you wouldn't have heard it like that when the song first came out. PLEASE USE COMMON SENSE! Thank you.
 
Should have told her that I can't make her
There's a wedding - we're going, Ma Baker
She's got me but I've got Fee, so
Should have told her that I can't linger
There's a wedding ring on my finger
She's got me but I'm not free, so
 
Wish I never had known you better,
Wish I'd used a French letter
Wish I never had known you better,
Wish I knew you before I met her
 
You're the one girl in town named Gary
You're the one girl in town I'd marry
 
"Give a Little Love" (MP3) 
It's a teenage dream
To be seventeen
And to find you're all wrapped up in drugs
It's a teenage dream
To be seventeen
And to find you're all wrapped up in love
 
"I Only Wanna Be with You" (MP3) 
And asked me if I give you a chance
And asked me if I care to dance
 
"I Only Wanna Be with You" (MP3) 
And asked me if I'd disco dance
And asked me if I'd care to dance
 
"I Only Want to Be with You" (MP3) 
It happens to be Drew
It happens to be true
 
The crown came down to meet me
The clown came down to meet me
 
Keep on doin' the dirt
Keep on doin' the jerk
As in celebrity dirt, a term to used for tabloids.
 
And now by Popular Mechanics
And now by popular demand
 
Keep on dancin' like a pansy
Keep on dancin' and a-prancin'
 
We want seven and a fraction
Keep on dancin' and a-prancin'
 
"Love Me Like I Love You" (MP3) 
Say you're always mommy
Say you'll always love me
 
Dines like a fortune, just to see what she can get
 ... 
Living (living, living) her faces with a frown
Snide like a fox, yeah, just to see what you can get
 ... 
Living (living, living) like a princess with a frown
 
Dived like a vulture
 Just to see what you can get.
Sly like a fox, yeah
 Just to see what you can get.
 
Down by the horse shed just to see what you can get
or
Down by the Horshack just to see what you can get
or
Down by the Horshack just to see what you can get
Sly like a fox, yea, just to see what you can get
 
Snide like a fox, yea, 
just to see what you can get
or
Down by the forkshed 
just to see what you can get
or
Down by the forkshed 
just to see what you can get
Sly like a fox, yea, 
just to see what you can get
 
Down with the horsesh*t
 Jest to see what you can get
or
Down like the Horshack
 Just to see what you can net 
or
Down by the horse shed
 Just to see what you can get
or
Down by the horse shed
 Just to see what you can get
Sly like a fox, yea, 
 Just to see what you can get
 
Fork out bulls*it just to see what you can get
Snide like a fox yea just to see what you can get
 
Get your children in bed
Get your breakfast in bed
 
I can't afford the crowd
I can't afford the crown
 
I like the pork shed, just to see what you can get
Sly like a fox, yea, just to see what you can get
 
Lie like a function,
Just to see what you can get.
Sly like a fox, yeah
Just to see what you can get.
 
Sly as a fox
Snide as a fox
 
And when we said good-bye I gave you a black eye, remember
And then we said good-bye and made each other cry, remember
 
And when we said goodbye, you gave me your glass eye, remember
And then we said goodbye, and made each other cry, remember
 
Hi de hi de ho, I had affairs with blokes remember
Hi de hi de ho, we used to kiss hello remember
 
Hi de hi de ho, I used to cheat with Flo remember
Hi de hi de ho, we used to kiss hello remember
 
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, my balls swung to and fro, remember
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, we used to kiss hello, remember
 
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, my testicles hung low, remember
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, we used to kiss hello, remember
 
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, we used to come to blows, remember
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, we used to kiss hello, remember
 
I used to see you
or
I used a Sea-Doo
I used to sing to you
 
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Remember how I always used to be alive
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
 
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Remember how we never had to panic buy
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
 
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why I ever ran off with that young Thai
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
 
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why you never told me you were a guy
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
 
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo
I wonder why we ever had to zip up my fly
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo
I wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
 
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I gave you herpes too, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to sing to you, remember
 
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I screwed your sister too, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to sing to you, remember
 
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to check your poo, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to sing to you remember
 
Sha-la-la-la-loo, my herpes was type 2 remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to sing to you remember
 
Sha-la-la-la-loo, we had toilet rolls too, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to sing to you, remember
 
Sha-la-la-la-loo,
Your cooking made me spew, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo,
I used to sing to you, remember
 
Shimmy shammy shong, I used to make a pong, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
 
Shimmy shammy shong, I used wear your thongs, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
 
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to laugh at mongs, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
 
Shimmy shammy shong, you used to kiss my nards, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
 
Shimmy shammy shong, your ex was like King Kong, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
 
The drugs came into to play
And we'd begin to sway remember
The band began to play
And we'd begin to sway remember
 
The monocle in your eye
Would light the starry skies remember
The sparkle in your eyes
Would light the starry skies remember
 
The singer sang his song,
You said he was well hung, remember
The singer sang his song,
We used to sing along, remember
 
We used to wear our thongs
We used to sing our songs
 
"Rock and Roll Honeymoon" (MP3) 
Rock and Roll Honey zoo
Rock and Roll honeymoon
 
A! A! Take her to the rock! Take her to the rock! Hey!
S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y night!
 
Ah! Ah! Xerox! Hey!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
 
At the good old rock and roll boat show
At the good old rock and roll road show
 
Day and night, day and night
Saturday night, Saturday night
 
F-A-T you are G-A-Y, right
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!
 
Gonna rock it up
Roll it up
Do it all, show my balls
Saturday night
Gonna rock it up
Roll it up
Do it all, have a ball
Saturday night
 
Hey! Hey! Beat 'em up! Beat 'em up! Fight!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!
 
Hey! Hey! Peter Rabbit! Peter Rabbit! Night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
 
Hey, hey, T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
 
Hey, hey, beat em' up. Beat em' up, hey!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
 
Hey, hey, eat a rock, eat a rock, right!
S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y night!
 
Hey, hey, tee rock, tee rock, hey!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
 
Heyhey tur die eh, nigh.
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!
 
I-I-I-I just can't win
 I-I-I-I gotta dance.
I-I-I-I just can't wait
 I-I-I-I got a date.
 
I-I-I-I love her so I-I-I-I'm gonna get a blow
I-I-I-I love her so I-I-I-I'm gonna let her know
 
It's a Eat-It-Raw, Eat-It-Raw night!
 It's a Eat-It-Raw, Eat-It-Raw night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
 S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
 
It's just a Saturday night.
S-S-S-Saturday night
 
It's just a seven-day night
It's just a Saturday night
 
It's on Saturday night
It's just a Saturday night
 
S! A! Beat em up! Beat em up! Night!
S! A! T! U! R! D! A! Y! Night!
 
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y life!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
 
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y mice!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
 
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y why?
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
 
S-A-T-U-R-T-U-R night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
 
S-S-S-Saturday Night
It's just a Saturday Night.
 
S-S-S-Stammering night
S-S-S-Saturday night
 
S-a-eat her raw- hey, hey!
S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y night!
 
We were all in the nude
With our blue suede shoes
And our drinking the night away
We were all in the news
With our blue suede shoes
And our dancing the night away
 
We were all in the nude
We were all in the news
 
"Summerlove Sensation" (MP3) 
And you can run in the store
And you can run in the sun
 
"The Way I Feel Tonight" (MP3) 
Let me see you when I go
Let me see you in the glow
 
"The Way I Feel Tonight" (MP3) 
The way I've been denied
The way I feel tonight
 
"You Made Me Believe in Magic" (MP3) 
I believe that love is gone
I believe that love has gone
 
"You Made Me Believe in Magic" (MP3) 
You know that I can be to the urinal
You know that I can be true to your love
 
"You Made Me Believe in Magic" (MP3) 
You made my life wobbly
You gave my life harmony