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"'Til I Die"
I'm a c*ck in the potato.
I'm a cork in the ocean.
"'Till I Die"
I'm a cod in the ocean.
I'm a cork in the ocean.
"'Till I Die"
I'm a crock on the ocean.
I'm a cork in the ocean.
"'Till I Die"
I'm a crook in the ocean
I'm a cork in the ocean
"'Till I Die"
I'm a flock in the ocean
I'm a cork on the ocean
"409"
DMV, DMV, 49
Giddy up, giddy up, 409
"409"
Give it up, give it up, 409
Giddyup, giddyup 409
"409"
Idiot, Idiot 409
Giddy up, Giddy up 409
"Airplane"
I can't wait to see her fate
or
I can't wait to see her faith
or
I can't wait to see her faint.
I can't wait to see her face.
"Airplane"
Soon she'll be kissing me below.
Soon she'll be kissing me hello.
"Airplane"
The woman sitting next to me tells me 'bout her God.
The woman sitting next to me tells me 'bout her guy.
"All I Wanna Do"
Gin blossoms in my mind
A gentle thought comes in my mind
"All I Wanna Do"
I hope it makes you happy to know
My love for you wherever you go
I hope it makes you happy to know
My love's with you wherever you go
Got the runs now.
But not for us now.
Got the runs now.
Not for us now.
Miniature Golf and Hondas in the HEAT
When we rode THAT horse, we got some FRUIT,
Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills
When we rode the horse, we got some thrills.
Miniature golf and hotdogs in the heat
Then me 'n' Ron Jaworski got some thrills.
Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills
When we rode the horse, we got some thrills.
Saltation's got us and a pair of fun.
T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
Saltation's got us and a pair of fun.
T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
T-shirts, cut-offs, sandals, and a thong
T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
Teacher caught us in a pair of thongs.
T-shirt's, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
Teacher's comin' and she's wearin' a thong.
T-shirts, cut-offs and a pair of thongs
Teacher's cut-off's sand and pair of fun.
T-shirt's cut-offs and a pair of thongs.
Teacher's gone upset our barrel of fun.
T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
Teachers caught us in the Paris Bar
T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
The Beach Boys sang about our lives from 16 to 30 years of age. Every thing we did they put to music.
Teachers gone, I'll send a pair of phones.
T-shirt's cut-offs and a pair of thongs.
Won't be long 'til summertime is through
Buckle up now.
Won't be long 'til summertime is through
But not for us now.
Won't be long 'til summertime is through
Don't fall off the horse now.
Won't be long 'til summertime is through
But not for us now.
Won't be long till Summertime is through
Dr. Pepper now!!
Won't be long 'til summertime is through
But not for us now.
Ah, ba ba ba ba Bakurahn
Ba ba ba ba Bakurahn
Oh Bakurahn, it ate my hand
Bakurahn
Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Oh Barbara Ann, take my hand
Barbara Ann
Ah, ba ba ba ba barber Ann
Ba ba ba ba barber Ann
Oh barber Ann, take my hair
Barber Ann
Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Oh Barbara Ann, take my hand
Barbara Ann
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba buh-rin
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba Ba Ba Ba Baby Bel
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
The Misheard words were actually used in a cheese commercial for mini-baby bel!
Ba ba ba ba rocking around
You get me rocking and a-rolling, rocking and a-reeling, Barbara Ann!
Ba ba ba, ba, Bopper Ann.
Ba ba ba, ba, Barbara Ann.
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba Bomber Ant
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar- Barbara Ann!
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Baperen
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Bobber Ann.
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann.
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Bobby ran.
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Bobaram
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ba ram
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ann
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba-rin
Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, baran
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann
Ba, ba, ba, ba, barber ant
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
Baa, baa, baa, baa- baa- baa-ram
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
Bah bah bah, oh barber rain.
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar- Barbara Ann!
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barber Man
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ann
Bar, bar, bar, bar, barber ran.
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann!
Bar-Bar-Bar-Bar-Bomber Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann, you ate my ham
or
Barbara Ann, my little man
or
Barbara Ann, my little man
Barbara Ann, take my hand
Barbara Ann, she ain't my man
Barbara Ann, please take my hand
Barbara Ann, she ate my hand
Barbara Ann, please take my hand
Barber Ann
Hey, eat my hand.
Barbara Ann
Please take my hand.
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob a rant
Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
Bop bop bop, bop bop around
or
Bop bop bop, bop bop a ran
or
Bob, bob, bob, bob, bob your head
or
Bob, bob, bob, bob, bob around
or
Bob Bob Bob, Bob Bob Moran
or
Bob Bob Bob, Bob Bob Moran
Ba-ba-ba, ba-Barbara Ann
Bob bob bob bob Bobba Fett
or
Bob bob bob bob bobarette
or
Bob bob bob bob bobarette
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Bob bob bob, bob bob ba ran
Ba-ba-ba-ba-Barbara Ann
Bob or Ann
or
Bob Moran
or
Bomb Iran
or
Pomegranate
Barbara Ann
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Bob Around
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Bob a Ram!
Ba-Ba-Ba, Bar- Barbara Ann!
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Bob or Ann
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Arena!
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Duran
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Bar-bara Ann
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob or Ann?
Bob or Ann? She's a man.
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann, please take my hand.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob or Anne
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob or Ann
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob-a-rant
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob-a-rant
Bob-a-rant
Don't eat my hand!
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Take my hand
Bob, Bob, Bob
Bob, Bob-erann
Ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-bara Ann
Bob, bob, bob
Bob, bob around
Barbara Ann
Bob, bob, bob. bob, bob, Iran
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann.
Bohr, Bohr, Bohr, Bohr, Bohr, Bahrain
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ann
Bom, bom, bom, bom Bomeran
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ann
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran!
or
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomber Ann
or
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomber Ann
Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomber Man
Oh, Bomber Man!
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann
Oh, Barbara Ann!
Bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb-bomber jet
or
Bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb-bomber plane
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Boom-Boom-Boom, Boom-Boomerang!
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann.
Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop- a- ran!
Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop- a- ran! Barber Ann!
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar- Barbara Ann!
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar- Barbara Ann! Barbara Ann!
Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop- a- ran!
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba- Barbara Ann!
Bop, Bop, Bop, Bop, Bopper Ann!
Bar-Bar-Bar-Bar-Barbara Ann
Bop, bop, bop! Bop up the rain!
Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
Bop, bop, bop, bop, Bopper Ann
or
Bob, bob, bob, bob, Bobber Ann
or
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, Bomper Ann
Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop a ram.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-Barbara Ann.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop around
or
Pop, pop, pop, pop, poppa rants
Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
Bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop-ar-am.
Ba-ba-ba, ba-Barbara Ann.
Born, born, born, born on the range
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Bub-bub-bub, bub- bubble wrap
Ba ba ba, ba Barbara Ann
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump around
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Fly baby shoes
So I knew she couldn't lose.
Tried Mary Lou
But I knew they wouldn't do.
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga for now
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ha, ha, ha, ba, bugger Ann.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann.
I need your can, Barbara Ann
Take my hand, Barbara Ann
I went to the dance looking for a man
I went to the dance looking for romance
Ma-ma-ma-mar-marmoset
Ba-ba-ba-ba-Barbara Ann
Oh Barber Ann
Don't eat my hand!
Oh, Barbara Ann
Please take my hand.
Rockin' in a river
Rockin' and a-reelin'
Rockin' in the evening, Barbara Ann.
Rockin' and a-reelin', Barbara Ann.
Size 32
Size 32
Size 32
I knew they wouldn't do.
Tried Betty Lou
Tried Peggy, too
Tried Mary Lou
But I knew they wouldn't do.
Size 82, Size 82
Tried Betty Lou, tried Peggy too
Tri-Bailey zoo
Tried Peggy Sue
Tried Bailey Sue
Tried Bailey Sue
Tried Bailey Sue
but I knew that she wouldn't do
Barbara Ann, (Babababaran) take my hand
Tried Betty Lou
Tried Peggy, too
Tried Mary Lou
But I knew they wouldn't do
Barbara Ann, (Ba-ba-ba-bara Ann) take my hand
Tried Betty Lou, done a smeggy poo.
Tried Betty Lou, tried Mary, too.
Went to a dance, lookin' for a man.
Went to a dance, lookin' for romance.
Went to a dance, looking for a man.
Went to a dance, looking for romance.
Went to the dance looking for his pants.
Went to a dance looking for romance.
Went to the dance, looking for a man.
Went to the dance, looking for romance.
You get me rocking and a-rolling, and walking in the river, Barbara Ann!
You get me rocking and a-rolling, rocking and a-reeling, Barbara Ann!
"Be True To Your School" (MP3)
Be true to your school,
Let your parents lie
Be true to your school,
Let your colors fly
"Be True To Your School" (MP3)
I've got a Dick Allen bat.
With my decal on back
"Be True To Your School" (MP3)
Just like you would to your girl guides
Just like you would to your girl guys
"Be True To Your School" (MP3)
Just like you would to your girly guys.
Just like you would to your girl or guy.
"Be True To Your School" (MP3)
Rah, Rah, Rah, Rah
Sister-in-law
Rah, rah, rah, rah
Sis boom ba
"Be True To Your School" (MP3)
With my big girl on back
With my decal on back
"Be True to Your School" (MP3)
And let your commas fly
And let your colors fly
"Be True to Your School" (MP3)
On my day we'll all be jacking off at the football game
On Friday we'll be jacked up on the football game
"Better Get Back In Bed" (MP3)
I'd better get back at Ted
I'd better get back in bed
A mistake on the beach California girls
I wish they all could be California girls.
A witch that all could be a California girl
I wish they all could be California girls
And the girls all get those tails
And the girls all get so tanned
And the girls all pits of 10
And the girls all get so tanned
And we stay on the beach, California
And we stay on the beach, California
And we stay on the beach, California Girls!
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls.
I couldn't wait to get back in the Styx
I couldn't wait to get back in the States
I dig a French Bikini on a wild albatross by a poultry in the sand.
I dig a French Bikini on Hawaiian Island Dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini
on a wild island coast
by a palm tree in the sand
I dig a French bikini
on Hawaiian island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand
I dig a French bikini all the while I was talkin'
By a plum tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini all the while I'm surfin'
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini and I smile at the boss
while I crap right in my pants
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini off the Hawaiian Island coast by a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French Bikini on Hawaiian Island Dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By upholstery in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on a one-eyed iron girl
Buying poultry in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on a wide-eyed girl
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on a wild albatross
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on a wild island coast
by a country in the sand
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian isle dolls
by a palm tree in the sand
I dig a French bikini on a wild island palm
I dig a French bikini on a Hawii island dolls
I dig a French bikini on a wild island tiki
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiin isle dolls
I dig a French bikini on a wild isle of dogs.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Isle girls.
I dig a French bikini on a wild isle of dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaii Island dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on a wild-eyed dog
Like a portrait in the sand.
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on a wild-eyed hoss
Writin' poetry in the sand
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii, an albatross
By the palm tree in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a french bikini on a wild island
cross by a palm tree in the sand
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand
I dig a fresh bikini while Hawaiian Island bums
Buy adultery in the sand.
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
I dig a fresh zuchinni on the wild eye lacrosse
I dig a rench bikini on Hawaiin isle dolls
I wish Saint Paul could pee California girls.
I wish they all could be California girls.
I wish they offered me California Girls
I wish they all could be California Girls
I wish they ought to be California
I wish they ought to be California
I wish they ought to be California girls.
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls.
I wish they'd offer me California girls
I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they'd offer me Californian girls
I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they'd offered me California, girls.
I wish they all could be California girls.
I wish we all could be California girls.
I wish they all could be California girls.
The West Coast has the sunshine,
and the girls are tinsel-thin
The West Coast has the sunshine,
and the girls all get so tan
The West Coast has the sunshine, and the girls are bits of tin
The West Coast has the sunshine, and the girls all get so tan
The West Coast has the sunshine
And the girls are pits of ten.
The West Coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tan.
The fish cakes all could be California girls.
I wish they all could be California girls.
They knock me out with styles they wear
or
They knock me out when I'm not there
or
They knock me out with underwear
or
They knock me out with underwear
They knock me out when I'm down there
To get back in the Styx (or stick or stink)
To get back in the States
We'll stay off the beach California,
We'll stay off the beach California. Girls!
Wish they all could be California,
wish they all could be California girls.
Which day of the week California girls
I wish they all could be California girls.
Wish they all could beat California girls.
Wish they all could be California girls.
Writing poetry in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
You can't hardly beat California Girls
Wish they all could be California girls.
Carol I know
Caroline no
This is what Tony Asher wrote originally, but when Brian Wilson misheard it, they agreed it sounded better as 'Caroline No.' It was about Tony's ex-girlfriend who had cut her hair, but coincidentally Brian's wife Marylin had also recently cut her hair, and she thought the song was about her.
How could you lose your happy snow
How could you lose that happy glow
Oh Caroline, you break my heart
I hurt while you go I cry.
Oh Caroline, you break my heart
I want to go and cry.
Don't be afraid to drive the greatest Ford around
Don't be afraid to try the greatest sport around
Paddle out, turn around and race.
Paddle out, turn around, and raise.
That's all there is to the cosine craze
That's all there is to the coastline craze
"Come Go with Me"
Come into my car
Come into my heart
When I was a little bitchy baby
When I was a little bitty baby
"Dance Dance Dance" (MP3)
When I big foot down
I like to shake it up quick,
with my girl by my side
the radio does the jig
When I feel put down,
I try to shake it off quick,
with my chick by my side
the radio does the trick
"Dance, Dance, Dance" (MP3)
Dance, dance, dance
Now my d***'s really hard.
Dance, dance, dance
Now the beat's really hard.
"Dance, Dance, Dance" (MP3)
When I pimple it down
And try to shake it on through
With my chick by my side
The radio doesn't skip.
When I've been put down
I like to shake it off quick
With my chick by my side
The radio does the trick.
Darlin, I darlin' 'bout you off of
My pretty girl head.
Darlin', I dream about you often
My pretty darlin'.
I dream about you off in my pretty bald head.
I don't about you often, my pretty darlin'.
I was livin' like Aquaman
Then I couldn't love but now I can.
I was livin' like half a man
Then I couldn't love but now I can.
Oh darlin' I thought about you during my critical days (Yes I did)
Oh darlin' I dream about you often my pretty darlin' (You're so fine)
You beat me up at a building site.
You pick me up when I'm feeling sad.
You beat me up when I'm feeling sad.
You pick me up when I'm feeling sad.
You beat me up when I'm feeling sad.
You pick me up when I'm feeling sad.
And their hair was short then long.
And their hair was soft and long.
It's automatic and it starts with golfers.
or
It's automatic and it starts with old friends.
It's automatic when I talk with old friends.
"Do You Wanna Dance?" (MP3)
Do you wanna dance and hold my ham?
Do you wanna dance and hold my hand?
"Do You Wanna Dance?" (MP3)
Do you want a damn?
Do you wanna dance?
"Do You Wanna Dance" (MP3)
Do you wanna dance under the movies?
Do you wanna dance under the moonlight?
And makes me legalize
And makes me realize
Before I pushed the other guys too far
Because I pushed the other guys too far
Don't murder babies
Don't worry, baby
Don't worry, Tituba.
Don't worry, baby.
I guess I should have kept my laptop
When I start to dread about my car
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut
When I start to brag about my car
I guess I should have kept my license when I started to brag about my car.
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut when I started to brag about my car.
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut when I saw two friends by my car.
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut when I started to brag about my car.
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut
When I start to brag about my car
But I came back down help me
Because I pushed the other guys too far.
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut
When I started to brag about my car
But I can't back down now
Because I pushed the other guys too far.
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut
When I started to fret about my car
But I get back down South
Because I pushed the other guys too far.
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut
When I started to brag about my car
But I can't back down now
Because I pushed the other guys too far.
She makes me caramelize
She makes me come alive
She makes me wanna die.
She makes me wanna drive.
She told me baby when you wasted him
Just take along my love with you.
She told me baby when you race today
Just take along my love with you.
She told me, "Baby, when you leave today just take along my love with you."
She told me, "Baby when you race today just take along my love with you."
I like my version better. It would actually work fine there.
Somebody's baby
Don't worry baby
Something's about to go wrong
Something's bound to go wrong
When I start to Brad about my car
When I start to brag about my car
Wurlitzers building up inside of me for oh, I don't know how long.
Well, it's been building up inside of me for oh, I don't know how long.
"Everyone's In Love With You"
Everyone's in love but you.
Everyone's in love with you.
Unfolding enveloping Dennis' poor soul
Pretty Carl said so sadly.
Unfolding enveloping missiles of soul
Recall senses sadly.
I talked your folks out of making you cut off your head.
I talked your folks out of making you cut all your hair.
We've been together through the good times and the years
We've been together through the good times and the tears
'Til her daddy takes the tether away.
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the teabag away
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the teapot away
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes her tuba away
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
And she'll have fun fun fun till her Daddy gets to give her away
And she'll have fun fun fun till her Daddy takes the T-Bird away
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes her T-Bone away
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the tuber away
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
And she'll have fun fun fun
Till her daddy gets cheaper then, hey
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the tuba away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-Bird away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes the dinner away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her T-Bird away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the TV away.
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Cause her daddy took the T-shirt away
or
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Cause her daddy took the T Ford away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
Till her daddy takes the T-bird away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes achievement away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes her t-bird away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes her teeth away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
And she’ll have fun fun fun ‘till her Daddy gets to give her away.
And she’ll have fun fun fun ‘till her Daddy takes the T-Bird away.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that Daddy took the keyboard away.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that Daddy took the T-Bird away.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
till her daddy takes the tea bag away
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
till her daddy takes the T-Bird away
And we'll have fun, fun, fun and my Daddy's takin' Tito away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy takes the T-Bird away
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that dad took the children away.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that daddy took the T-bird away.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Fun, fun, surfin' USA.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
When my daddy puts that tuba away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
Cinncenati om ego away.
Daddy took her T-Bird away.
Daddy took her T.V. away
Daddy took her T-Bird away
Daddy took her tambourine away
Daddy took her T-Bird away
Daddy took her ticket away
Daddy took her T-Bird away
Fahr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n
Fun, fun, fun
'Fahren' is German for 'to drive'.
Fun fun fun cuz her daddy took the T Ford away
or
Fun fun fun cuz her daddy took the tea pot away
or
Fun fun fun cuz her daddy took the tea pot away
Fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-bird away
He's shootin' a line now,
He's shootin' a line
You shouldn't have lied now,
You shouldn't have lied
She drives the Idiot 500
She makes the Indy 500
She likes the Indy 500
She makes the Indy 500...
She makes an 8500 look like the Roman chariot race now.
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now.
She makes the Indy 500 look like her own chariot race now
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now
She makes the Indy 500 look like the Roman charity pace and now.
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now.
She makes the Union 500 look like they're on a chariot race now.
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now.
Shootin' Elilah
You shouldn't have lied now
Well, all the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks, talks, and drives like an ape now.
Well, all the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks, talks, and drives like an ace now.
Well, she got her daddy's call
And she grooves to the hamburger stand now
Well, she got her daddy's car
And she cruised through the hamburger stand now
Well, talking about a Speed Standard
'Cause she walks, talks, and drives like an ace now.
Well, all the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks, talks, and drives like an ace now.
You shouldn't collide now, you shouldn't collide
You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied
‘Til her daddy takes her beagle away
‘Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
'til her daddy takes her cheeseburger away
'til her daddy takes her T-Bird away
'til her daddy takes his TV away
'til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
'til her daddy takes the Sheba away
'til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
'til her daddy takes the T-bone away
'til her daddy takes her T-Bird away
'til her daddy takes the people away
'til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
And she'll have a pun, pun, pun
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
And she'll have fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her t-shirt away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her T-Bird away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun, fun, fun surfin' USA
And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy takes the T-Bird away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her caddy makes the tee go away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes her Jeep away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the Beemer away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the Tigger away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Till her Daddy takes her tv away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Till her Daddy takes her T-Bird Away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Till the fathead took the teepee away.
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
And she'll have funk, funk, funk
'Til her daddy takes the TV away
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
Said she forgot all about the Knott's Berry (Farm)
Said she forgot all about the library
She makes the Indy 500 look like a rollin' cherry in paste, now.
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race, now.
She makes the eighty-five herd look like a Roman chariot race now
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now
Much prefer my lyric - she beats 'em as everyone else can only do eighty-five!
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the teabag away
or
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the tv away
or
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the t-shirt away
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til he daddy takes her to her wake.
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the toilet away.
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
Shell have fun, fun, fun
'Cos her daddy took her tubbin' away.
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
Since she forgot all about the library
Like she told her "Oh, man!" now
Seems she forgot all about the library
Like she told her old man now
Well, she got her daddy's call
Well, she got her daddy's car
Well, the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks likes she talks like an ace, now.
Well, all the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks, talks, and drives like an ace, now.
"Funky Pretty"
Blow blow blow come on blow
Glow glow glow come on glow
"Funky Pretty"
Don't throw up on my floor
Glow, glow, glow, c'mon glow
"Funky Pretty"
Grow, grow, grow
Come on, grow.
Glow, glow, glow
Come on, glow.
"Funky Pretty"
The funky pretty flake in my heart
or
The funky pretty mess in my head
or
The funky pretty mess in my head
The funky pretty flame in my heart
"Funky Pretty"
Why she's a princess in color to me?
Why she's a princess incarnate to me?
"Getcha Back"
God is gonna getcha back
I'm gonna getcha back
But long as there are stars above you
You never beat your daddy
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
Connoly knows what I'd be without you.
God only knows what I'd be without you.
God only knows what I dream about you.
God only knows what I'd be without about you.
I may not always love you,
as long as their arse doesn't love you
I may not always love you,
as long as there are stars above you
"Good Time"
And when she gets to dancin'
I feel just old Manson
Especially when we're dancin' close
She'll do the dirty boogie
And that's when I go up and smoke.
And when she gets to dancin'
I feel just like romancin'
Especially when we're dancin' close
She'll do the dirty boogie
And that's when I go up in smoke.
Ah my my ovulations
Ah my my what elations
Good buy brashus
Good vibrations
Good good good good barber rations (oom bop, bop)
Good good good good vibrations (oom bop, bop)
Good, good, good
Goodbye Clayton!
Good, good, good
Good vibrations!
Good, good, good
Goodbye brains.
Good, good, good
Good vibrations
Goodbye braces
Good vibrations
Goodbye patience
Good vibrations
Gotta keep Roosevelt good vibrations have men with her
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations happenin' with her
Gotta keep goin' to Lub
Kuh Vibrations are happenin' with her.
Gotta keep those lovin'
Good vibrations happenin' with her.
Gotta keep those eleven
Good vibrations a-happenin' with her.
Gotta keep those lovin'
Good vibrations happenin' with her.
Gotta keep those love good vibrations a-happenin'
Gotta keep those lovely vibrations a-happenin'
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations in happenin' weather.
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations happenin' with her.
He can sell a loture to the world.
I hear the sound of a gentle word.
He can sell a loture to the world
I hear the sound of a gentle word
I don't know where but she's ten feet there
I don't know where but she sends me there
I don't know whether she's ten feet ten
I don't know where but she sends me there
I hear the sound of a Tilt-a-Whirl
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air.
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air.
By 'Tilt-a-Whirl' I mean the carnival ride.
I hear the sound of a church bell wooo
Off the wind that lifts her perkin' through the air.
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air.
I hear the sound of a church on the moon
I hear the sound of a gentle word
I hear the sound of a church on wheels
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air.
I hear the sound of a gentle breeze.
I hear the sound of a gentle word.
I hear the sound of the Churchill moo
or
I hear the sound of the choo choo moon
I hear the sound of a gentle word
I hear the sound of the Churchill rue.
I hear the sound of a gentle word
I hear the sound of the church bell ring.
I hear the sound of a gentle word.
I hear the sound of the church hall bell.
I hear the sound of a gentle word.
I like the Kodachrome cushion wear
I like the colorful clothes she wears
I like the car coat she wears
I like the colorful clothes she wears
I like the cardboard Koosh you wear
I like the colorful clothes you wear
I like the colorful girl she was
I like the colorful clothes she wears
I like the comic book clothes she wears
or
I like the comic strip clothes she wears
or
I like the comical clothes she wears
I like the colorful clothes she wears
I love purple potion rare.
I like the colorful clothes you wear.
I love the colorful tux she wears
I love the colorful clothes she wears
I love the purple clothes she wears.
I love the colourful clothes the wears.
I'm big enough, good vibrations.
I'm pickin' up good vibrations.
I'm kicking on the vibrator
I'm picking up good vibrations
I'm licking up new vibrations.
I'm picking up good vibrations.
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me masturbations
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
I'm picking up good vibrations
She's giving me good citations
I'm picking up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations.
I'm thinkin' 'bout good vibrations.
or
I'm thinkin' 'bout the good vibrations.
I'm pickin' up good vibrations.
I'm thinking of good vibrations
She's giving me excitations.
I'm picking up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations.
I'm thinking of good vibrations
She's giving me salutations.
I'm picking up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations.
I, I like the colorful cushion wear
I, I love the colorful clothes she wears
My, my, my ovulation.
My, my, my heart's elation.
Oh, my, my ovulation.
Oh, my, my heart's elation.
She goes whipping through a blossom world
(i.e. not taking the time to smell the roses)
She goes with me to a blossom world
She goes with me to applaud some groom.
or
She goes with me to a possum drool.
or
She goes with me to a blossomed room.
She goes with me to a blossom world.
She's given me head citations
She's givin' me the excitations
She's givin' me Ed citations
She's givin' me the excitations
"Hawaii"
And you now (Honolulu, Waikiki)
You wanna live Hanah Lee.
And you won't (Honolulu, Waikiki)
Never ever wanna leave.
The origin of this nonsensical 'Hanah Lee' lyric is a profound mystery; but it's consistently misquoted across the entire Internet.
Eppi-bomba, ep-epi-bomba
Help me, Rhonda. Help, help me, Rhonda.
Ever since you put me down
There've been elves pooping in my bed
Since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head.
Get around in my heart
Get her out of my heart
Hap happy Hannukah
Help help me Rhonda
Happy Hanukkah
Help me, Rhonda.
Happy wine
Help me, Rhonda.
Healthy Rhonda, Health-Healthy Rhonda
Help me, Rhonda. Help, help me, Rhonda.
Healthy Roman yeah
Get around in my car
Help me Rhonda yeah
Get her out of my heart
Healthy Wanda, health, healthy Wanda.
Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda.
Healthy blond, he-healthy blond
Help me Rhonda, he-help me Rhonda.
Healthy one. Health, healthy one.
Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda
Hefty Rhonda, Hef-hefty Rhonda
Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda
Hefty-Nar Hef-Hefty Nar
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda.
Help me Rhonda, yeah, get a ride on my horse.
Help me Rhonda , yeah, get her out of my heart.
Help me Rhonda, yeah
Gator outta my car!
Help me Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my heart.
Help me Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my car.
Help me Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my heart.
Help me run the yap in and out of my heart.
Help me Rhonda, yeah, get her out of my heart.
Help me wonder help help me wonder
Help me Rhonda help help me Rhonda
Help me, Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my car.
Help me, Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my heart.
Hurt me Rhonda,
Hurt, hurt me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda,
Help, help me Rhonda
Since she pushed me down
I been ouch-ooing in my head.
Since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head.
Since she put me down I'd bet I'd do her in the head
Well, since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head.
Since she put me down, I've spent hours puking in my bed
Since she put me down, I've been all through it in my head
Since you put me down
I've been doing it in my hand.
Well, since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head.
Well since she put me down there's been owls puking in my bed
Well since she put me down I've been out doing in my head
Well since she put me down, had an odd doing in my head,
Well since she put me down, I've been out doing in my head.
Well since she put me down, there've been owls matin' in my head.
Well since she put me down, I've been out doing in my head.
Well since she put me down
There's been owls chewin' in my head
Since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head.
Commitment at night, and in the mornin' I was playin' dead
Come in late at night, and in the mornin' I just lay in bed
Everyone, help everyone.
Help me, Rhonda, help, help, me, Rhonda.
For you to help me Rhonda
Help me get around in my car.
For you to help me Rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart.
Get her out of my home
Get her out of my heart
Happy Hanukkah, Hap- Hap-py Hanukkah
Help Me Rhonda, Help, help, me, Rhonda
Happy Rhonda, hap, happy Rhonda
Help me, Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
Happy Ron, hap-happy Ron
Help me, Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
Happy rumble, Hap happy rumble
or
Happy bum, hap-happy bum
or
Happy bum, hap-happy bum
Help me Rhonda, Help help me Rhonda
Happy bunnies
Help me, Rhonda.
Happy monster, hap-happy monster
Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda
Healthy barn, health-healthy barn
Help me Rhonda, help-help me Rhonda
Healthy bodies. Hel-healthy bodies
Help Me Rhonda. Help-Help me Rhonda
Hefty Rhonda
Help me, Rhonda.
Help Miranda
Help, help Miranda.
Help me, Rhonda
Help, help me, Rhonda.
Help me Honey, help, help me Honey
Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda.
Help me run Lord
Help, help me run Lord.
Help me Rhonda
Help, help me Rhonda.
Help me run, help, help me run.
Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda.
Help me woman,
help, help me woman.
Help me Rhonda
Help, help me, Rhonda.
Help me wonder
Help me Rhonda
Help me, momma
Help, help me, momma.
Help me, Rhonda
Help, help me, Rhonda.
Hey, Kathy Rhonda
Help-Help Me, Rhonda
Since she put me down
I've been 'aah-doo'ing, in my head
Since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head
Since she put me down
I've been out threwing in my head
Since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head
Since she put me down now, I've been doing it with my hand.
Since she put me down now, I've been shaking up in my head.
Since she put me down there's been owls pooping on my head
since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head
Since she put me down there've been owls poopin' in my bed.
Since she put me down now, I've been out doin' in my head.
Since she put me down, I been doin' it in my hand.
Since she put me down, I've been out doin' in my head.
Since you put me down
there's been owls puking in my bed
Since she put me down
I've been all through it in my head
Since you put me down, there's been owls sleeping in my head.
or
Since she put me down, I've been shaking up in my head.
Well, since she put me down, I've been out doin' in my head.
Well since you put me down I've been arguin' in my head
Well since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head
Well, Rhonda you look so fine (look so fine),
But I can't afford the reason why.
Well, Rhonda you look so fine (look so fine),
And I know it wouldn't take much time.
Well, since she put me down there's been owls pukin' in my bed.
Well, since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head.
Why do you look so fine?
Well, Rhonda you look so fine
You got to keep in my mother's ear
You got to keep in mind love is here
"Heroes And Villains" (MP3)
And she was right in the rain of the boats that eventually brought her down
And she was right in the rain of the bullets that eventually brought her down
"Heroes And Villains" (MP3)
Fell in love years ago
With an innocent girl
From the Spanish and Indian war
Fell in love years ago
With an innocent girl
From the Spanish and Indian home
"Heroes and Villains" (MP3)
Bugger It Baby
Boy Girl Baby
"Heroes and Villains" (MP3)
Bugger a baby
Boy girl or baby
"Hushabye"
There goes my egg on your bed
Pillows lying on your bed
High kidding music
I can hear music.
I can hear music, squeek squeek music
I can hear music, sweet sweet music
I committed mutiny.
I can hear music.
The sound of the city of angels
The sound of the city baby
'Round, 'round get around, Augie's around.
'Round, 'round get around, I get around.
'Round, 'round get around, knock it around.
'Round, 'round get around, I get around.
'Round, 'round, get around, hag it around.
'Round, 'round, get around, I get around.
From Chinatown
From town to town
Get around, round, round, I get around
I'm a work of art.
Get around, round, round, I get around
I'm a real cool head.
Hikin' around.
I get around.
I get around, from outta town, I'm a real cold twig...
I get around, from town to town, I'm a real cool head...
I get around, from town to town,
Gettin' real good head...
I get around, from town to town,
I'm a real cool head...
I get around
All over town
Find a local heap
And make it rev real pretty.
I get around
All over town
I'm a real cool head
I'm making real good bread.
I get around
Back side of town
I got a real cool hand
I'm making real good friends.
I get around
From town to town
I got a real cool head
I'm making real good bread.
I get around
From town to town
I'm at the local beach
I'm making records break.
I get around
From town to town
I got a real cool head
I'm making lots of bread.
I get around
Rock on the town
I'm the local heat
I make a real good brie.
I get around
From town to town
I'm a real cool head
I'm makin' real good bread.
I get around
From town to town
I'm a knucklehead
Makin' real good bread.
I get around
From town to town
I'm a real cool head
I'm makin' real good bread.
I get around
From town to town
I'm a wrinkled head
I'm makin' wrinkled bread
I get around
From town to town
I'm a real cool head
I'm makin' real good bread.
I get around
Around on the town
I've got a real career
I'm makin' real good friends
I get around
From town to town
I'm a real cool head
I'm makin' real good bread.
I give real good help
I'm making lots of friends.
I'm a real cool head
I'm making real good bread.
I got a funny new place where the kids are hip
I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip.
I make a real good bread
I'm makin' real good bread
I mess around
All over town
I'm a really cool man
I make a real good thrill.
I get around
From town to town
I'm a really cool head
I'm makin' real good bread.
I'm a local hero. I'm makin' records, yeah.
I'm a real cool head. I'm makin' real good bread.
I'm a local hero
I'm a real cool head
I'm a real Cohen, I'm making real good bread.
I'm a real cool head, making real good bread.
I'm a real cool he.
or
I'm a real coolie.
I'm a real cool head.
I'm a real cool head, making real good bread.
I'm a real coolie; I dig a real good groove.
I'm a real cool weed, I get my records free.
I'm a real cool head, making real good bread.
I'm a referee
I like a real good Brie.
I'm a real cool head
I'm making real good bread.
I'm a wookie-hair
An aching ricochet
I'm a real cool head
I'm making real good bread
I'm get a bug drivin' up and down the same old strip
I'm gettin' bugged drivin' up and down the same old strip
I'm gettin' so f**kin' tired of the same old s**t.
I'm gettin' bugged drivin' up and down the same old strip
I'm in Tripoli
I make the rhythm bring.
I'm a real cool head
I'm makin' real good bread.
I'm makin' records, yeah
I'm makin' real good bread
Now, now, get her out, I'll get her out
'round, 'round, get around, I get around
Packin' around
I get around.
Round round I'm big and round
Round round I get around
Round round, fag around, faggin' around.
Round round, get around, I get around.
Round round, get around, f**kin' around
Round round, get around, I get around
Round round, get around,
Hoggin' around
Round round, get around,
I get around
Round round, kid around, I kid around
Round round, get around, I get around
Round, 'round get around, hoggin' around
'Round, 'round get around, I get around.
Round, round, big and round
Round round I get around.
Round, round, kid around, I kid around
Round, round, get around, I get around
The bad guys know me and they'll leave me alone.
The bad guys know us and they'll leave us alone.
Well, my buddies are mean and gettin' real well known
The bad guys know us, so they leave us alone.
Well, my buddies and me are gettin' real well known
The bad guys know us, so they leave us alone.
Well, my buddy's a n****, gettin real well known
The bad guys know it and they leave us alone.
Well, my buddies and me are gettin' real well known
The bad guys know us, so they leave us alone.
Wow, wow, get it out, I get it out
‘Round, ‘round, get around, I get around
"I Just Wasn't Made for These Times" (MP3)
Sometimes I feel very afraid
Sometimes I feel very sad
"I Know There's an Answer" (MP3)
They isolate their hair and stay in their saftey zones
They isolate their heads and stay in their saftey zones
"I Wanna Pick You Up" (MP3)
I wanna wash your faith
Change is close, unbutton your shirt
or
I wanna wash your filth
Change is closer, put on your shirt.
I wanna wash your face
And change your clothes and button your shoes.
"I Wanna Pick You Up" (MP3)
Then I'm gonna make you sick.
Then I'm gonna make you sing.
"I Was Made To Love Her" (MP3)
We was always holding hands (you sonofab****!)
We was always holding hands (yes, I was made to love her).
"I'm Waiting For The Day" (MP3)
I'm waiting for the day when you can love girls
I'm waiting for the day when you can love again
"I'm Waiting for the Day" (MP3)
You didn't wait
You didn't think
In this room I lock out all my worries and my tears
In this world I lock out all my worries and my fears
"It's Ok"
Jock itch, Cruex
Got it, through it
Jock itch, women.
Gotta go to it
Gonna go through it
Gotta get with it.
"Karen"
And parents, what's your name?
And Karen is her name
The title theme from the show Karen, which ran for one season from 1964-1965.
A tropical contact eye
A tropical contact high
And the fence, and wanna get the prince
or
Defence, I wanna get the prince
or
Defence, I wanna get a grip
or
In the bend, I wanna get a grip.
Port Au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse.
Aruba Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Computer Bahama come on pretty mama
Chicago Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.
Somebody's in the sand
Tropical cake melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a seal's young dance
Down in Kokomo.
Aruba Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo.
Aruba, Bahamas, come on pretty mama
Bermuda, Bahamas come on pretty mama
Aruba, Jamaica, oooh we shoulda broke up.
Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take you.
Baruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, I'm a pretty mama.
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama.
Bermuda, Bahama, karma, pretty mama.
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama.
Bermuda, Bahamas
karma Brady mama
Bermuda, Bahamas
come on pretty mama
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on Freddie mama
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama
Bermuda, Bahamas
Come on, baby llama.
Bermuda, Bahamas
Come on, pretty mama.
Bermuda, bah humbug
Come on Brady Bahma
Chicago, Montego
Baby, why don't we go?
Bermuda, Bahama
Come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby, why don't we go?
Bodies in the cell
Tropic cocaine melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the river of a stealing bad.
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band.
Bodies in the sand, tropical fish melting in your hand,
We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a serum band,
Bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand,
We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band,
Bodies in the sand
Drop the cocaine, baby, in your hand.
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
Bodies in the sand
Droppin' cold drink malting in your ham.
Somebody's in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
Bored, I'll prance, I wanna catch clams.
Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
By and by we'll do fine
With a little bit of gravity.
By and by we'll defy
A little bit of gravity.
Caught a prince
Port-Au-Prince
Chicago, Montego, baby why don't we go?
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go?
Chicago, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Key Largo, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Chocolate cookie melting in your hand.
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
Come on, my friends, I wanna catch a glimpse
or
Come on, my friends, I wanna make ya grin
or
Come on, my friends, I wanna make ya grin
Port o' Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse
Computer, banana come on pretty mama
Bermuda, Bahamas come on pretty mama
Denmark, the Prince, I wanna catch your crayons.
To Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
Don't want to make that Montserrat mistake.
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Drop a cookie - nothing in your hand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Drop of cocaine melting in your hand.
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
Drop the cocaine, nothing in your hand.
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
Tropical cake melting in your hand
or
Drop the cocaine melting in your head
or
Drop the cookie melting in your hand
or
Drop the cookie melting in your hand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Hey, Monique, I gotta take a leak.
St. Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
I am unique, your mom's a rotten sneak
St. Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
I wanna peek, that mount 'o rotten steak.
Martinque, that Monserat mystique.
I want a prince, I want to catch a quince
Port Auprince, I want to catch a glimpse
I want to eat that monster rotten steak
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
I want to eat that mound 'o rotten steak.
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
I want to eat the Maserati steak
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
I want to make that Montserrat mistake.
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
I want to make that Mozzarella steak
Aruba Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego baby why don't we go
I want to make the Monserrat mistake.
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
I want to make, a mountain rotten steak
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
I want to taste a Monterratan steak.
Martinique, that Monsierat mystique.
Key Largo,
Montego
Baby wild eagles
Key Largo,
Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
To make it off the Florida Keys
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica off the Florida Keys
Keyargo, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Key Largo, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Lamar, tin ink, that Matta rotten stink.
To Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Lamont's a rotten stink.
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
Maritinique, that multi-rotten steak.
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique.
Maritinique, the mounds of rotten steak.
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
Martinique and mounds of rotten steak.
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Martinique, Vermont is a rotten state
or
Martinique, those mounds of rotten steak
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
Martinique, Vermont's a rotten state
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
Martinique, and mounds of rotten steak
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Martinique, that Mom's a rotten stink.
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
Martinique, that Monserrati steak,
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
Martinique, that Montserrat mistake
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
Martinique, that mom's a rotten stink
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Martinique, that monster up my stick
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
Martinique, that mount's so rotten steep.
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Martinique. Vermont's a rotten stink.
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
My bowel to find
By and by we'll defy
Now mark, ta-neek, that mon's a rotten steek.
Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place full of coconuts
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
On the Florida Keys
or
At the Florida Keys
or
From the Florida Keys
Off the Florida Keys
Oooh, I won a ticket down to Kokomo.
Oooh, I wanna take ya down to Kokomo.
Popsicle dreams melting in your hand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Porsche Prince, I want to catch a glimpse.
Port-Au-Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
Pull down your prints, I wanna catch a glimpse.
Port Au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
So that we make our mum's only mistake.
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
That Fonzie's just a stink
That Montserrat mystique
That Maserati Steak
That Montserrate mystique
That monster atmosphere
That Montserrat mystique
That monster-rotten stink
That Monserrat mystique
That's where you won a goat and got a wafer and all.
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.
The mounds of rotten steak
That Monserrat mystique
There’s a place in the Poconos
There’s a place called Kokomo
The Pocono Mountains are located in Pennsylvania.
To Mark and Prince
I wanna catch your crayons.
To Port Au Prince
I wanna catch a glimpse.
To Mark, to Nick, their mom's a rotten sneak
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
To Martinique, that Masarati steak.
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
To Martinique, that moment's hostile squeak
We'll put out to sea
It won't affect our chemistry.
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry.
To Martinique, that monster at mystique.
Martinque, that Monserat mystique.
To Mom, Jamaic(a), that Maserati stake
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
To make or break, your mom's a rotten snake.
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
To the rhythm of the ceiling fans..
To the rhythm of the steel drum bands..
Tomar Tinique, that man's a rotten sneak
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
Tomato reek, Vermont's a rotten state
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
Tropical cocaine melting in your hand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Uh-huh, uh-huh, that monster rotten snake
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
Um unique, a monster atmosphique
And Um, a prince. I wanna catch a glimpse.
Martinique, that Monserrat mistique
And Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse
Want to eat the mounds of rotten steak.
To Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
Warn the prince
Port Auprince
Way down in Coconut Grove
Everybody knows a little place like Coconut Grove
Way down in Kokomo
Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo
We'll get that bastard and we'll take his clothes.
We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow.
What a geek, Vermont's a rotten state.
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
Yo mon, your feet, that monster rotten stink.
To Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
Yoruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
You've got to make that Monserrat mistake
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
Guess you know I'm brain dead for you girl
Guess you know I waited for you girl
"Let Us Go On This Way"
God bleeds, lettuce grow on this plain.
God, please, let us go on this way.
"Let Us Go On This Way"
God don't let her slip to the wringer
God don't let her slip through my fingers
"Let Us Go On This Way"
God, please, let us go on this plane
or
God, please, let us go on this train
or
God, please, let us go on display
or
God, please, let us go on to Spain.
God, please, let us go on this way.
"Let's Put Our Hearts Together" (MP3)
Don't worry 'bout your past lives
And if they've never understood you.
Don't worry 'bout your past loves
And if they've never understood you.
"Little Bird"
Gave a woman of a nook.
Gave the worm another look.
"Little Bird"
The trout in the shiny hook
The trout in the shiny brook
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
A stroke end Ford
She's strokin' four
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well we smoke some marijuana like you never seen
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
And she purrs like a kid until the late fights roar
And she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
And she purrs like a kitten 'til the LATE pipes roar
And she purrs like a kitten 'til the lake pipes roar
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
And she purrs like a kitten 'til the leg bites roar.
And she purrs like a kitten 'til the lake pipes roar.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
And she purrs like a kitten to the lakeside shore
And she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
And there's one more thing
I got the big flip paddy!
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
I cum an awful lot when the light turns green
And coming off the line when the light turns green
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
I got the big slip, daddy!
I got the pink slip, daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
I got the pink slip, Daddy.
I got a big-slip Daddy
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
I sucked the big d***, Daddy.
I got the pink slip, Daddy.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
I'm not whipping a**,
so don't put me down.
Well, I'm not braggin', babe
So don't put me down.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
If I had a set of wheels
If I had a set of wings
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
It's my Little Douche Coupe
It's my little deuce coupe
When he told me all I could think of was the follow up line... "You don't know what I've got"
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Just a little douche coupe with a flat head milk
Just a Little Deuce Coupe with a flat head mill
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Little Blue Scoop
Little Deuce Coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Little Miss Kook
Little Deuce Coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Little doo-scoop
or
Little loose tooth
or
Little Ms. Coupe
or
Little Ms. Coupe
Little Deuce Coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Little blue scoop
Little Deuce Coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Little couscous
Little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Little deuce coupe you don't know what I done
Little deuce coupe you don't know what I got
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Little douche goop
Little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Little loose tooth
Little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Little two scoops
Little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
My little 2 scoop
Little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
My little doop scoop
My little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
My little goose poop
My little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She got a competition comin' and a four on the floor
She's got a competition clutch with a four on the floor
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She purrs like a kitten to the late night store.
or
She purrs like a kitten 'til the leg pipes roar.
And she purrs like a kitten 'til the lake pipes roar.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She'll do 140 in the top end floor
She'll do 140 with the top end floored
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my Little Miss Poop
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little Spruce Goose.
She's my little Deuce Coupe.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little choo-choo
You don't know what I want
She's my Little Deuce Coupe
You don't know what I got
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little couscous
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little doop scoop
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little douche coupe
or
She's my little two scoop
She's my Little Deuce Coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little douche scoop.
She's my little deuce coupe.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little juice goose
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little biscuit
or
She's my little loose coot
or
She's my little loose coot
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little loose tooth.
She's my little deuce coupe.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little misfit
She's my little deuce coup
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little moose goose
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little touche coupe
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little two shoes
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little who's who
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my little zoot suit
or
She's my little blue suit
or
She's my little Sue Sue.
She's my little deuce coupe.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's my littlest coup
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's strokin' four
She's stroked and bored
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
She's strokin' four
She's stroked and bored
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing
I got the big slip-daddy
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing
I got the Big Slip Daddy.
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip, Daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing I got the big slip, Daddy!
There's one more thing I got the pink slip, Daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing, I dropped a pink sh*t daddy
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing, I got the Big Slip Daddy's.
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip, Daddy.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing, I got the big slicks added
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip, Daddy.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing, I got the pig skin padding.
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip, daddy.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip diddied!
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip, Daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing, I wear a pink slip daddy
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing, I've got a slipped disc daddy
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing, it's got a dipstick, daddy!
There's one more thing I got the pink slip daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing
I got the big slicks, daddy!
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing
I got the big slip, Daddy!
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip, Daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing
I've got a big slip, Daddy.
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip, Daddy.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
There's one more thing
She's got those big slicks, Daddy!
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip, Daddy!
Are we dead sure the little deuce coupe was not outfitted with 'big slicks', that is to say racing tires? It fits all the other gear the car is equipped with better than a 'pink slip' does.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Well I'm not branded, babe
Well I'm not bragging, babe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Well I'm not branding, babe
Well I'm not bragging, babe
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Well, I'm not bringin' base
So don't put me down.
Well, I'm not braggin', babe
So don't put me down.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Well, I'm not bringin' bass
So don't put me down
Well, I'm not braggin', babe
So don't put me down.
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
When I get robbery in all four gears
When I get rubber in all four gears
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
When I'm out draggin' babe so don't let me down
or
Well, I'm not baggin', babe, so don't put it down
Well, I'm not braggin', babe, so don't put me down
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
When I'm out draggin'
Well, I'm not braggin'
Bastard, bastard
Faster, faster
First gear (Honda Honda)
you're alright (faster faster)
Second gear (little Honda Honda)
only right (faster faster)
Third gear (Honda Honda)
you're real tight (faster faster)
Faster it's alright
First gear (Honda Honda)
it's alright (faster faster)
Second gear (little Honda Honda)
I lean right (faster faster)
Third gear (Honda Honda)
hang on tight (faster faster)
Faster it's alright
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys,
and two will fight
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys,
that two-wheel bike
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys
And two will fight.
or
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys
That you invite.
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys
That two-wheel bike.
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
A half a dozen gear with Rudy to lead
A half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
A rugrat Reindeer
A rugrat Reindeer
A rugrat Reindeer
Run, run reindeer
Run, run reindeer
Run, run reindeer
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
And he's gonna give us a lily pad surprise.
And he's cruisin' every pad with a little surprise.
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Can Santa get his a** to match his suit?
And when Santa hits the gas, man, Just watch her peel.
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Christmas comes with Tiny Tim
Christmas comes this time each year
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Christmas comes with timely cheer
Christmas comes this time each year
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Christmas comes with tiny cheer
Christmas comes this time each year
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
He's gotta wear his gloves
He's gotta wear his goggles
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
It's a little sprained neck
It's little Saint Nick
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Little Saint Dick
Little Saint Nick
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Merry Christmas, Sadie
Merry Christmas, St. Nick
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Merry Christmas, Satan
Merry Christmas, St. Nick
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Merry Christmas, ladies
Merry Christmas, St. Nick
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Merry Christmas, reindeer
Merry Christmas, St. Nick
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Ra-ra-reindeer
Run run reindeer
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
Roll-up reindeer
Run, run reindeer
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
She's a handicapped deb who wants to ski for awhile.
She's candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel.
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
She's giving up for rent
She's candy apple red
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
There's a tail to wag Christmas
There's a tale about Christmas
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
There’s a tale of wisdom that you’ve all been told
There’s a tale of Christmas that you’ve all been told
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
With a half a dozen beer with Rudy to drink.
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead.
"Little Saint Nick" (MP3)
With a half a dozen deer with the duty to lead
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
"Long Promised Road" (MP3)
But I can't get a hard-on; and my Dad's makin' fun o' me;
I get knocked down on the road; my Mom's sluggin' me.
But I hit hard at the battle that's confronting me, yeah
Knock down all the roadblocks a-stumblin'-me.
"Matchpoint Of Our Love"
It's been a long, long while
Since we've been strung out on coke.
It's been a long, long while
Since we've been strung out on love.
"Palisades Park"
Last night, I took a walk on the dog.
Last night, I took a walk in the dark.
"Roller Skating Child"
We do it holdin' hands, a zodiacal bird.
We do it holdin' hands, it's so cold I go 'brrr'.
Caught like a sewer rat, I know what I said.
Caught like a sewer rat, alone but I sail.
Caught like a sewer rat, a lone bird I sail.
Caught like a sewer rat, alone but I sail.
Caught with a cigarette no, do I swear
Bought like a succotash, oh do I say
Caught like a sewer rat alone but I sail
Bought like a crust of bread, but oh do I wail
Fought like a crust of bread
Bought like a crust of bread
Sail through the sorrows of life's murderers
Sail though the sorrows of life's marauders
Salem, Salem, Salem
Sail on, sail on sailor
Try to tumble, my zarumba
Try to tumble, life's a rumble
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"
He sees you when you're sleepy
He sees you when you're sleeping
"Shut Down"
Bonnie gonna shut you down
buddy gonna shut you down
Actually, considering both the current political & musical situations, continuing to live in 1963 might not be a bad idea after all.
"Shut Down"
Cough it up
or
Talk it up
Tach it up
"Shut Down"
Dee Clannen umbers and an even rate.
Declining numbers at an even rate
"Shut Down"
He further crams his engine
He's hot with ram induction.
"Shut Down"
He's all a-crammin-dutchin'.
He's hot with ram induction.
"Shut Down"
He's hologrammed an urchin but it's understood
(Pop it out now)
I got to feel a jackin' engine sittin' under my hood
(Pokemon now)
He's hot with ram induction but it's understood
(Oooo pump it up now)
I got a fuel injected engine sittin' under my hood
(Oooo pump it up now)
"Shut Down"
Two cool sharks standing side by side
Two cool shorts standing side by side
"Shut Down"
We planning numbers and an evening's race
He's got a transit action but it's understood
Declining numbers at an even rate
He's wild with ram induction but it's understood
And then he took and he ate a ball of my corn.
And then he took and he ate up all of my corn.
Around NASA Town we did roll
Around Nassau town we did roam
The first mate, he got drunk
Shot in the Captain's bunk.
The first mate, he got drunk
Broke in the Captain's trunk.
The first mate, he got drunk
Broke in the Captain's bunk.
The first mate, he got drunk
Broke in the Captain's trunk.
The first mate, he got drunk
Threw me in the Captain's bunk.
The first mate, he got drunk
Broke in the Captain's trunk.
The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my kids
OR
And threw away all my crisps
The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
The voice of the Captain is sure
To let me go home.
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home.
Well I feel so broken
Well I feel so broke up
....So hoist up the jumbi sail
...So hoist up the John B's sail
Around Acid Town we did roam
Around Nassau town we did roam
Around I saw Tom, we do wrong
Drinking all night, got into a fight
Around Nassau town we did roam
Drinking all night, got into a fight
Around that sore town we did roam
Around Nassau town we did roam
Bus Stop pajama
See how they run.
Hoist up the John b.'s sails
See how the mainsail sets.
Call for the captain ashore
Call for the captain, he'll sure
Haul for the Captain ashore
To let me go home.
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home.
Hoist up the Captain, he's sure
To let me go home.
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home.
Hoist up the jaunty sails
Hoist up the John B.'s sails
Hoist up the jaunty sail
...So hoist up the John B's sail
Hoist up the zombie sail.
Hoist up the John B's sail!
Hoist up the zombie sail
Hoist up the John B's sail!
I wanna go hoot
I wanna go home
My great father and me
My grandfather and me
Sarah Johnstone
Why don't you leave me alone?
Sheriff John Stone
Why don't you leave me alone?
Sheriff John's stoned.
Sheriff John Stone.
Sheriff John's stoned
Why don't you leave me alone?
Call for the Captain
He's sure to let me go home.
Sheriff John Stone
Why don't you leave me alone?
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home.
Silicon home
Sheriff John Stone.
The boy caught a peacock with fins.
The poor cook, he caught the fits.
The first lady got drunk
The first mate he got drunk
The four-cook, he caught the fits
The poor cook, he caught the fits
The poor cook, he caught a fish
And threw it on my dish
The poor cook, he caught the fits.
And threw away all my grits
The poor cook, he got the s***s.
The poor cook, he caught the fits.
The poor cook, he popped a fit.
The poor cook, he caught the fits.
The Beach Boys' real lyrics suggest that the cook caught some exotic tropical disease that compelled him to throw the grits out and eat all the corn. My misheard lyrics suggest he suddenly went insane.
This is the worst s**t I've ever been on!
This is the worst trip I've ever been on!
We come on the Sloop John B
Grant, Barbara and me.
We come on the Sloop John B
My grandfather and me.
We come on the Sloop Jumby.
We come on the Sloop John B.
We come on with Snoop Doggy
We come on the Sloop John B
We come out with Snoop Doggy
We come on the Sloop John B
Snoop Doggy as in Snoop Doggy Dogg.
We drove in the captain's truck
We broke in the captain's bunk
Why stop the January Sale?
Hoist up the John B's sail!
A diamond necklace hit the pond
A diamond necklace played the pawn
A diamond necklace played the pond
A diamond necklace played the pawn
The diamond necklace in a park
A diamond necklace played the pawn
While I poured a do-or-die
While at port adieu or die
I have seen you on the shore,
standing on the ocean floor
I have seen you on the shore,
standing by the ocean's door
I have watched you on the shore
Standing by the ocean's door
I have watched you on the shore
Standing by the ocean's roar
In my wooley arms, I'll take you.
In my Woody, I will take you.
Little surfer little whirl
Little surfer, little one
Little surfer, little worm
Little surfer, little one
My surfing nuts are rising and my board is loosing wax.
My surfing knots are rising and my board is losing wax.
And raunchy sandals too
Huarachi sandals, too
Archie Centos, too
Huarachi sandals, too
Bushy bushy bon amie
Surfing USA!
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
Cushy cushy von hairdo
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
Everybody's got a serpent
Everybody's gone surfin'
If everybody had a notion across the USA
If everybody had an ocean across the USA
Pushy pushy von airhorn
Bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Or Archie sandals,too
or
Raunchy sandals, too
or
Raunchy sandals, too
Huarachi sandals,too
Raunchy sinners, too
Huarachi sandals,too
We're watchin sandals too
Bushy bushy bon hairdos
Huarachi sandals too
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
You see 'em wearing sun bagels.
Hibatchi sandals, too.
A pushy, bushy blonde haired girl
and servin' USA
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
Huarachi sandals too.
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo.
Surfin' USA
bushy bushy bon huley
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
Come on baby, Satan can see ya
Come on baby, wait and see
Early in the morning, we'll be shooting the girl.
Early in the morning, we'll be shooting the curl.
Everybody's lemon-line
Everybody's learning how
Let's go Sussex County
Let's go surfin' now
Let's go suppertime
Let's go surfin' now
Let's go surfing now,
everybody's surfing now
Let's go surfing now,
everybody's learning how
There ain't a little dune buggy for Sarah sue.
They're anglin in Laguna in Cerro Azul
The Beach boys are great and Brian Wilson is still concertizing.
They're shootin' the deer
They're shootin' the pier
We're goin' on safari to the amethyst years
We're goin' on safari to the islands this year
A bushy bushy Von Herman
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
A bushy bushy-bon hairdo
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
All over Manhattan,
And down da weenie way
All over Manhattan,
And down Doheny way
Australia's never been
or
Australia, you're a bean.
or
Australia, you're a bean.
Australia's Narrabeen
A bushy bushy barn hair do
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
A bushy bushy bon hairdo
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Bushy bushy blonde hair, dudes
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
Bushy bushy bon hairdos, surfin' USA
Bushy bushy blond hairdos, surfin' USA
Bushy, Bushy von Hairdo
Bushy, bushy blonde hairdos
Butchy, butchy banana
Bushy, bushy blonde hairdos
Everybody kann surfen...
Everybody's gone surfin'...
Everybody's gone searchin'...
Everybody's gone surfin'...
Everybody's gone searchin'
Everybody's gone surfin'
If everybody had a nose job across the USA
If everybody had an ocean across the USA
If everybody had a notion, across the U.S.A.
If everybody had an ocean, across the U.S.A.
If everybody had a notion
To cross the U.S.A.
Then everybody be serving
I can't afford IA
See 'em wearin their badges
And raunchy Sanders, too
A pushy pushy blonde-haired dude
Servin' U.S.A.
If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Californi-a
You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.
If everybody had an ulcer
across the USA
If everybody had an ocean
across the USA
I dunno why people would feel like surfin' if they had an ulcer!
If everybody had emotions
If everybody had an ocean
Karachi sandals, too
Huarachi sandals, too
Marachi sandals, too
Huarachi sandals, too
Mariachi Sandals, too
Huarachi sandals,too
Send the crews in dresses
Santa Cruz and Tressels
Serve a U.S.A.
Surfin' U.S.A.
Versace Sandals, too
Huarachi sandals,too
We got your sandals, too.
Huarachi sandals,too
We'll all be plannin' how to root
We'll all be plannin' out a route
My lyric speaks to Australia AND America!
Wear Archie sandals too
Huarachi sandals,too
Wear raunchy sandals too
A bushy-bushy Vaughan hairdo
Surfin' USA.
Huarache sandals too
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' USA.
Where out she sent us to
A bushy bushy bun hairdo
Huarachi sandals too
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
With roses and bulbs too
Huarache sandals too
Editor's Note: To the person who submitted this: Pitbull never performed this one!
You see we're in the baggies.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
You'd see 'em wearing their baggies
And Roger's sandals too
A goosy goosy gone Gertrude
Surfin' U.S.A
You'd see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.
You'll catch em' surfin' at Wal-Mart,
Ventura county's pines, Santa Claus and Vincent,
Your Mama's terrapin, all over Manhattan,
and down your heiny way
You'll catch em' surfin' at Del Mar,
Ventura County Line, Santa Cruz and Tressels,
Australia's narabine, all over Manhattan,
and down Doheny Way
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
Wear out your sandals too
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
Huarachi sandals too
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Or Archie sandles, too.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals, too.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Rocky sandals, too!
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarache sandals, too.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Rodgie Semmels too.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too.
You'll see 'em wearing their maggies
Mariachi sandals too.
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too.
All over Mahatma
All over Manhattan
If everybody had emotions
If everybody had an ocean
That we can take it one more high.
That we can take it one more mile.
I miss my pet and the places I've known
I miss my pad and the places I've known
"The Man with All the Toys"
And little tiny been everywhere
And little tiny men everywhere
"The Man with All the Toys"
He demands with all the toys
He's the man with all the toys
"The Man with All the Toys"
He's the maker of all the toys
He's the man with all the toys
"The Man with All the Toys"
He's the man with all the joy
He's the man with all the toys
"The Man with All the Toys"
He's the man with all the joy
He's the man with all the toys
"The Man with All the Toys"
He's the mare with all the toys
He's the man with all the toys
"The Man with All the Toys"
He's the ram with all the toys
He's the man with all the toys
"The Night Was So Young" (MP3)
I think of her a** and it makes me sad.
I think of her eyes and it makes me sigh.
"The Night Was So Young" (MP3)
Is somebody gonna tell me why she has to die?
or
Is somebody gonna tell me why she has to tie-dye?
Is somebody gonna tell me why she has to hide?
"Vegetables"
Don't get me wrong, my vegetables.
I'm gonna be 'round my vegetables.
"Wendy"
I never thought a guy could cry, 'til you mated with another guy
I never thought a guy could cry, 'til you made it with another guy
"Wendy"
Wendy, Wendy, don't do your hair, do your hair
Wendy, Wendy, don't lose your head, lose your head
"When I Grow Up (To Be A Man)" (MP3)
Will I joke around and still take both sides
Will I joke around and still dig those sounds
"When I Grow Up (To Be A Man)" (MP3)
Will I love my mom for the rest of my life?
Will I love my wife for the rest of my life?
Well I dig the same things that turn me on as a kid?
Will I dig the same things that turn me on as a kid?
When I throw up to be a man
When I grow up to be a man
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" (MP3)
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole time, too
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" (MP3)
Good night my baby
Sleep on top of my baby.
Good night my baby
Sleep tight, my baby.
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" (MP3)
Ol' Wooden T**s, be nice!
Oh, wouldn't it be nice
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" (MP3)
Then to have us spend the day together.
And after having spent the day together
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" (MP3)
When we can say goodnight and sleep together.
When we can say goodnight and stay together.
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" (MP3)
When we can say goodnight and stick together.
When we can say goodnight and stay together.
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" (MP3)
Wouldn't it be nice if we were turtles?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long.
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long.
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" (MP3)
Wouldn't we realize...
Wouldn't it be nice...
"Wouldn't It Be Nice" (MP3)
And wouldn't it be nice to be in heaven?
And wouldn't it be nice to be together?
"Wouldn't It Be Nice" (MP3)
Goede nacht, Baby
Sleepin' tot, yeah Baby
Good night, my baby
Sleep tight, my baby
"Wouldn't It Be Nice" (MP3)
Then to have us spend the day together
And after having spent the day together
"Wouldn't It Be Nice" (MP3)
Wouldn't it be nice if we were sober
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
"Wouldn't It Be Nice" (MP3)
Wouldn't we see mice?
Wouldn't it be nice?
"You Still Believe In Me" (MP3)
I try hard to bemoan what you want me to be
I try hard to be more what you want me to be