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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Billy Talent
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There are 60 misheard song lyrics for Billy Talent on amIright currently.
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"A Devil In A Midnight Mass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piggy's words don't work no more.
Original Lyrics:
Pinky swears don't work no more.
"Cut The Curtains" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut the contacts.
or
Cut the cartons.
or
Cut the cartons.
Original Lyrics:
Cut the curtains.
"Falling Leaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a crackhead let you down
And he's nowhere to be found.
And he's nowhere to be found.
Original Lyrics:
In a crooked little town
They were lost and never found.
They were lost and never found.
"Falling Leaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
But at least, but at least, you won't drown.
Original Lyrics:
Falling leave, falling leaves on the ground
"Falling Leaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
But at least, but at least
Original Lyrics:
Falling leaves, falling leaves
"Falling Leaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the vultures that suck around the dead
Original Lyrics:
By the vultures that circle 'round the dead
"Falling Leaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a crock a nettle down
Original Lyrics:
In a crooked little town
"Falling Leaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
bolognese, bolognese
Original Lyrics:
Falling leaves, falling leaves
"Line & Sinker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How'd you get a grip with all these broken fingers
Original Lyrics:
Hard to get a grip with all these broken fingers
"Line & Sinker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock am Ring, I don't forget!
Original Lyrics:
Look at me and don’t forget!
"Line and Sinker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish shit for the underground they lie in Vegas
Original Lyrics:
Fishing for the answer with a line and sinker
"Line and Sinker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fishing for the answer with a lying bastard
Original Lyrics:
Fishing for the answer with a line and sinker
"Line and Sinker"
Misheard Lyrics:
How d'you get equipment from these broken bangles?
Original Lyrics:
Hard to get a grip with all these broken fingers?
"Line and Sinker"
Misheard Lyrics:
How'd they make the bread with all those broken bakers?
Original Lyrics:
Hard to get a grip with all these broken fingers?
"Line and Sinker"
Misheard Lyrics:
How'd you get a grip with all those broken fingers?
Original Lyrics:
Hard to get a grip with all these broken fingers.
"Perfect world"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a perfect world the police would not exist.
or
In a perfect world bullies would not exist.
or
In a perfect world bullies would not exist.
Original Lyrics:
In a perfect world her face would not exist.
"Prisoners Of Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're breaking up the Sudan.
or
We're breaking up the Saddam.
or
We're breaking up the Saddam.
Original Lyrics:
We're breaking up the city.
"Prisoners Of Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes sirree aye, candy race.
Original Lyrics:
History I can't erase.
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before your cell phone will speak for you.
Original Lyrics:
Speak for yourself or they'll speak for you.
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cash is the crutch that kills the pain...
The Red Flag Women never been the same
The Red Flag Women never been the same
Original Lyrics:
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain...
The red flag waving never been the same
The red flag waving never been the same
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast for the crutch say cal-sa-pate (kal-sah-pay-t)
Original Lyrics:
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast of rhe crotch, there's girls in pain.
Original Lyrics:
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain.
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast off the crunch that kills the pain
Original Lyrics:
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats in the kitchen making bread
Original Lyrics:
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain.
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats of the Crouch that kills the pain
The red flag women never felt the same.
The red flag women never felt the same.
Original Lyrics:
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain
The red flag wavin' never meant the same.
The red flag wavin' never meant the same.
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess the Quarkstedt girls of pain.
Original Lyrics:
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain.
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicked in the crotch it kills the pain
Original Lyrics:
The kids of tomorrow don't need today
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kills of the crouch that constipate
The red flag women never meant the same
The red flag women never meant the same
Original Lyrics:
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain
The red flag wavin' never meant the same.
The red flag wavin' never meant the same.
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids of Tamara don't eat today
Original Lyrics:
The kids of tomorrow don't need today
"Red Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't eat them.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need them.
"Red Fleg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids of the crunch that kills so paid
The red flag women never been the same The kids of tomorrow don't need to hate
When they live in a sense of yesterday
The red flag women never been the same
When they live in a sense of yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain
The red flag wavin' never meant the same
The kids of tomorrow don't need today
When they live in the sins of yesterday
The red flag wavin' never meant the same
The kids of tomorrow don't need today
When they live in the sins of yesterday
"River Below" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bi-polar
Weathermen just sign off.
Weathermen just sign off.
Original Lyrics:
Bi-polar
With a mental side arm.
With a mental side arm.
"River Below" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bi-polar
With a mental silence
With a mental silence
Original Lyrics:
Bi-polar
With a mental side arm
With a mental side arm
"River Below" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the river below
A bubbling, burning inferno.
A bubbling, burning inferno.
Original Lyrics:
Into the river below
I'm running from the inferno.
I'm running from the inferno.
"River Below" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe there'll be no more pain
The day we all go insane.
The day we all go insane.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take all the blame
The front page and the fame.
The front page and the fame.
"River Below" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is
Bashed his son.
Bashed his son.
Original Lyrics:
My name is
Bastard son.
Bastard son.
"River Below" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red bought and we'll all go into the river below.
or
Red blood and we'll all go into the river below.
or
Red blood and we'll all go into the river below.
Original Lyrics:
Red button and we'll all go into the river below.
"River Below" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll think I'm insane
But your loves all I need!
But your loves all I need!
Original Lyrics:
You'll think I'm insane
But you'll all know my name!
But you'll all know my name!
"Saint Veronika"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn Kanye, Kanye
Original Lyrics:
Damn God, yeah, God, yeah
"Standing In The Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Milf since 1983
Original Lyrics:
Missing since 1983
M.I.L.F.-Mothers I'd Love To (Find).
"The Ex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did she put me through such water?
Original Lyrics:
Why did she put me through such torture?
"The Ex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, my hair turned black
Then the sky turned grey
Yeah, my hair turned black
Then the sky turned grey
Then the sky turned grey
Yeah, my hair turned black
Then the sky turned grey
Original Lyrics:
Yeah my heart turned black
Then the sky turned grey
Yeah my heart turned black
Then the sky turned grey
Then the sky turned grey
Yeah my heart turned black
Then the sky turned grey
"The Navy Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave my life to Satan
The ocean turned to red.
The ocean turned to red.
Original Lyrics:
I gave my life to save her
The ocean turned to red.
The ocean turned to red.
"The River Below"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take all the blame
The front page and the shame.
The front page and the shame.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take all the blame
The front page and the fame.
The front page and the fame.
"Try Honestly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive my father
I shot your brother.
I shot your brother.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive me, Father
Why should you bother?
Why should you bother?
"Try Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Attacking the whole world with diet yoghurt.
Original Lyrics:
Take on the whole world, fight with the young girls.
"Try Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a cheapster
Come out for pizza
Cry agony, cry agony.
Come out for pizza
Cry agony, cry agony.
Original Lyrics:
Call me a cheapskate
Come on for Pete's sake
Cry agony, cry agony.
Come on for Pete's sake
Cry agony, cry agony.
"Try Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close up my eyes, feed no more
In this game, I eat cold sores.
In this game, I eat cold sores.
Original Lyrics:
Sew up, my eyes, need no more
In our game, there is, no score.
In our game, there is, no score.
"Try Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive me, Father
I shot your brother.
I shot your brother.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive me, Father
Why should you bother?
Why should you bother?
"Try Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tripped fell down naked
I scratched my b****, they bled.
I scratched my b****, they bled.
Original Lyrics:
I tripped fell down again
I scratched my knees, they bled.
I scratched my knees, they bled.
"Try Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tripped, I fell down,
Again.
Again.
Original Lyrics:
I tripped, I fell down
Naked.
Naked.
"Try Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Run inside, it's your fault!
or
Come inside, it's your fault!
or
Come inside, it's your fault!
Original Lyrics:
I'm insane, it's your fault!
"Turn Your Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the clock strikes 12, tell me where you gonna be?
Cleaning up the mess we made while watching your T.V.
Cleaning up the mess we made while watching your T.V.
Original Lyrics:
And when the clock strikes 12, tell me where you gonna be?
Cleaning up the mess we've made or watching your T.V.
Cleaning up the mess we've made or watching your T.V.
"Voices Of Violence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no use
So don't deny what jousts are saying.
So don't deny what jousts are saying.
Original Lyrics:
It's no use
So don't deny we're just the same.
So don't deny we're just the same.
"Voices Of Violence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll dig it back (To the tunnels! To the tunnels!)
Original Lyrics:
We'll take it back (Broken Dagger! Southern Swagger!)
"Where Is The Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
And with the woodwork.....artificial metal.
Original Lyrics:
Out of the woodwork... art aficionados
"Worker Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Protect the IPhone enemies!
Original Lyrics:
Protect the hive from enemies!
"Worker Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Protect the hive from mayonaise
Original Lyrics:
Protect the hive from enemies
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