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There are 16 misheard song lyrics for The Black Keys on amIright currently.
"Gold on the Ceiling"
Ain't no God in my heart
Ain't no guard in my house
"Gold on the Ceiling"
Ain't no doubt in my mind
Ain't no guard in my house
"Gold on the Ceiling"
Ain't no gun and I'm blind.
Ain't no guard in my house.
"Gold on the Ceiling"
I ain't lyin' Ain't no god in my house
It’s alright Ain’t no guard in my house
"Gold on the Ceiling"
It's all right. Ain't no god in my house.
It's all right. Ain't no guard in my house.
"Gold on the Ceiling"
They wanna get my.... balls on the ceiling
They wanna get my.... gold on the ceiling
"Gold on the Ceiling"
They wanna get my
Whole load of semen
They wanna get my
Gold on the ceiling
"Gold on the Ceiling"
They wanna get my
Gold on the ceiling
I ain't black
That's a matter of fact
Before you're stealin'
It's a fact
Ain't no gun in my back.
or
It's alright
Ain't no gun in my mind.
They wanna get my
Gold on the ceiling
I ain't blind
Just a matter of time
Before you steal it
It's alright
Ain't no guard in my house.
"Gotta Get Away"
I went from south Peru to Kalamazoo
I went from San Berdoo to Kalamazoo
"I'm Not the One"
I've been tried
And I've been tested
I was born tired
And I never got arrested
I've been tried
And I've been tested
I was born tired
And I never got rested
"Just A Little Heat"
Believe in this place.
Leavin' in this place.
"Little Black Submarines"
Oh, can of beans, the voice is mauling me
Oh, can it be? The voice is calling me
"Little black submarines"
Trade your maps for a cheese
Treasure maps, fallen trees
"ThickFreakNess"
And I yearned for you, and I'm always fallin' down!
And I'll care for you - hey, that's all I want to do!
"Your Touch"
I got sodomized
I got a saw to naw