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"(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence, Dear" (MP3) 
I am always touched by your pregnancies
I am always touched by your presence dear
 
"(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence, Dear" (MP3) 
Was it just by chance
That our speakers met?
Was it just by chance?
Could this be kismet?
 
"(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence, Dear" (MP3) 
We can never gang together
 Psyche a group insane.
We could navigate together
 Psychic frequencies.
 
I had baked beans tonight
Uh-huh make me tonight
 
I...know hairy people.
Ahhhh...your hair is beautiful.
 
My hymen broke tonight
Uh huh make me tonight
 
Oh you hear a ufo
Oh your hair is beautiful
 
Uh huh make me tunaaaaaaa! Tunaaaaaaa! Make it riiiiiiiight!
Uh-huh make me tonight
 
"Boom Boom In The Zoom Zoom Room"
Boom boom in the zoom zoom moon
 or
 Boom boom in the zoom zoom rouge.
Boom boom in the zoom zoom room.
 
"Call Me"
Blondie
Call me
 
"Call Me"
Call me (call me) - come alive! ...
Call me (call me) on the line ...
 
"Call Me"
Call me Kenny, any time
Call me any, any time
 
"Call Me"
Call me, I'm alive!
Call me on the line!
 
"Call Me"
Call me, all right!
Call me on the line!
 
"Call Me"
Call me, oh oh, call up baby
Call on me oh Carl
Color me your color baby
Color me your car
 
"Call Me"
Carlene! Carlene!
 or
 Sardines! Sardines!
Call me! Call me!
 
"Call Me"
Carnie!
Call me!
 
"Call Me"
Colby!
Call me!
 
"Call Me"
Cold meat, any time.
Call me any, any time.
 
"Call Me"
Colleen
Call me.
 
"Call Me"
Color me your caller, baby
Color me your color, baby
 
"Call Me"
Color me!
Call me!
 
"Call Me"
Comb me
Call me
 
"Call Me"
Come up off your call like charm
Come up off your colour chart.
 
"Call Me"
Commie
Call me!
 
"Call Me"
Corned beef
Call me.
 
"Call Me"
Cover me with kippers, baby
 Cover me with love
Cover me with kisses, baby
 Cover me with love
 
"Call Me"
Cover me.
 or
 Government.
Chiamami
"chiamami" is this song's title in Italian
 
"Call Me"
Cover up those olive eyes, call me.
Cover up love's alibi, call me.
 
"Call Me"
Emotions come, I don't know what.
 Cover up lines having fun.
Emotions come, I don't know why.
 Cover up love's alibi.
 
"Call Me"
For you'll love our, love our salad bar.
For your lover's, lover's alibi.
 
"Call Me"
For your lover's lover, Sally Bligh
For your lover's, lover's alibi.
 
"Call Me"
Go East!
Call me
 
"Call Me"
Kirby!
Call me!
 
"Call Me"
Kool-Aid
Call me
 
"Call Me"
My line
My love
 
"Call Me"
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, up in Watts.
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, appelle-moi.
 
"Call Me"
Roll me in designer sheep
Roll me in designer sheets
 
"Call Me"
Roncalli
Call me.
Roncalli is a Catholic high school in Indianapolis.
 
"Call Me"
Some above can call that child.
Come up off your colour chart.
 
"Call Me"
When you're ready we can share the line
 Call me.
When you're ready we can share the wine
 Call me.
 
"Denis"
Beneath the Sea
Denis Denis
Pronounced Danee, it's French
 
"Denis"
Beneath the knee, I'm so in love with you.
or
Beneath the knee, can't take my eyes off you, 
or
Beneath the knee, I got a crush on you, 
or
Beneath the knee, I got a crush on you, 
Denis Denis
 
"Denis"
Beneath the knee, oh with your ice so blue
Denis Denis, oh with your eyes so blue
 
"Denis"
Beneath the knee
Denis Denis
 
"Denis"
I need a knee
Denis, denis
 
"Denis"
Oh dummy dooby doo
Oh Denis dooby doo
 
"Denis"
The need to need
Denis, denis
 
"Denis"
You're nineteen, and I'm in heaven 
Every time I look at you
You're my king, and I'm in heaven 
Every time I look at you
 
"Dig Up The Conjo"
Blowing down the well.
Aloha down the well.
 
"Dig Up The Conjo"
Eating the bongo
 Dig up the ganja.
Beating the bongo
 Dig up the conjo.
 
"Dig Up The Conjo"
Pick up the gun, Joe.
Dig up the Conjo.
 
"Divine"
All I need is a sign
 Make your presents known to mine
 Come to me, I will beat a vine
All I need is a sign
 Make your presence known to mine
 Come to me, I will be divine
 
"Divine"
Live through all the moments.
Lived through all the romance.
 
"Double Take"
Deviled egg, left with an aftertaste
Double take, left with an aftertaste
 
Beep beep, walking a two mile
 Beep beep, meet me at the turnstile
Feet feet, walking a two mile
 Meet meet, meet me at the turnstile
 
I don’t want to live on Cheryl Tiegs
I don’t want to live on charity
 
I have a cup of cheer
I have a cup of tea
 
Kitchen raid
Condition red
 
"French Kissin' In The USA"
Devotion, devotion, devotion
Ocean to ocean to ocean
 
"French Kissin' In The USA"
Kisses long, kisses deep
 I kiss you like I've sprung a leak.
Kisses long, kisses deep
 A kiss to wake us from our sleep.
 
"French Kissing In The USA"
I want sex sex, phone sex
Embrasser see'est Francais
 
"French Kissing In The USA"
Paint stripping in the USA
French kissing in the USA
 
"Hangin' On The Telephone" (MP3) 
I'm in a phone booth with a one o'clockin' whore
I'm in the phone booth it's the one across the hall
 
"Hangin' On The Telephone" (MP3) 
I'm in the phone book if you wanna call a whore.
I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall.
 
"Hanging On The Telephone" (MP3) 
Hang up, they're on your knees
Hang up and run to me
 
"Hanging On The Telephone" (MP3) 
I'm in the phone book
 If you want to call a whore.
I'm in the phone booth
 It's the one across the hall.
 
"Hanging On The Telephone" (MP3) 
Your boys are boss of mine 
leave me with strangulation
Your voice across the line 
gives me a strange sensation
 
"Hanging on the Telephone" (MP3) 
I had to interrupt this fascist conversation
I had to interrupt and stop this conversation
 
"Hanging on the Telephone" (MP3) 
If you don't answer, I'll just rip it off the wall
If you don't answer, I'll just ring it off the wall
 
Don't cha mistrust my small behind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Don't you mistrust love's dumb behind.
 or
 Mush of missmush, love has gone blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Don't you mistrust loves Naugahyde?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Don't you mistrust most Naugahyde?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Don't you mistrust, 
Miss Selma Hayek?
Mucho mistrust, 
Love's gone behind
 
Don't you mistrust
 Love from behind?
Mucho mistrust
 Love's gone behind.
 
Due to mistrust, love's gone behind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
 
Fortunate for us, love's gone behind
Much o' mistrust, love's gone behind
 
Fortune and trust
 Love's far behind.
Mucho mistrust
 Love's gone behind.
 
Future mistrust
Mucho mistrust
 
Ho Chi Minh's shirt
Mucho mistrust
 
I'm riding high, ya' know I'd like a shoeshine.
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
 
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good You're teasing like a devil.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good You teasing like you do.
 
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You cheesin' like deadwood.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You teasing like you do.
 
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You cheesy and a hood.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You teasing like you do.
 
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You seem to like their looks
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You teasing like you do.
 
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You're cheesy like a kipper!
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You teasing like you do.
 
If I fear I'm losing you
 It's just because
 Your cheese in life makes butter.
If I fear I'm losing you
 It's just no good
 You teasing like you do.
 
If I fear I'm losing you
 It's just no good
 Your teasing like thin love.
If I fear I'm losing you
 It's just no good
 You teasing like you do.
 
If I fear I'm losing you
 It's just you're good
 You're teasing like you did her.
If I fear I'm losing you
 It's just no good
 You teasing like you do.
 
If I hear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You're cheesy like a damn fool.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You teasing like you do.
 
If I think I'm losing you, it's just no good 
 You seem to like their looks
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
 You teasing like you do.
 
In between
 What I find displeasing and I'm feeling fine.
In between
 What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
 
In between
What I find is pleasing and I feel inclined.
In between
 What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
 
It's just because.
 You're cheatin' like you make love.
It's just no good.
 You teasin' like you do.
 
It's just no good, you treat me like a bimbo.
It's just no good, you teasin' like you do.
 
It's just no good
 You tease me like a dead girl
It's just no good
 You tease me like you do
 
It's just no good
You tease me like a bad girl
It's just no good
You tease me like you do
 
It's just no good
 You cheesing like a pillow.
It's just no good
 You teasin' like you do.
 
It's just no good
 You tease me like a bimbo.
It's just no good
 You teasin' like you do.
 
It's just no good
 You tease me like a little girl.
It's just no good
 You teasin' like you do.
 
It's just no good
 You're cheesy like a dead moose.
It's just no good
 You teasin' like you do.
 
I’m riding high onto the thermal doucheline
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
 
Jewish lie
Bluish light
Looks like Blondie weren't anti-Semites after all.
 
Learned to mistrust, love's far behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Marshall must trust
Mucho mistrust
 
Much mistrust, lost my own behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Mucho Liz Truss, love’s gone behind
Mucho mistrust, love’s gone behind
 
Mucho man's trust, love fell behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Mucho mistrust, my small behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Muscle man's trust, Miss Malahide.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Once I had a love. He was full of gas
Shot it all out. Broke the heart of glass
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
 
Once I thought
 Life was a gas
 Then I found out
 It was a pain in the a**.
Once had love
 And it was a gas
 Second time 'round
 Had a heart of glass.
 
Once had love and it was fast 
it got up kicked me in the ass
Once I had a love and it was a blast 
soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
 
Once had love,now losing gas
 Sometime now, gotta heart a glass
 Feels like it's empty and losin' fast
 Loves on time, not far behind.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
 Soon turned out had a heart of glass
 Seemed like the real thing, only to find
 Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
One shy love, 
and it was aghast 
Sugar time now, 
had a heart of glass
Once had love 
and it was a gas 
Second time round, 
had a heart of glass
 
Put your mistrust 
Love's gone behind
Mucho mistrust 
Love's gone behind
 
Ridin' high among the city's blueish lights
Riding high on loves true blueish light
 
Riding high although I'm still a Jewish guy.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
 
Riding high on love through the Jewish line
Riding high on love's true bluish light
 
Riding high on love through the douche line.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
 
Riding high on love's green blueish slide
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
 
Riding high on love's true Jewish lies
Riding high on love's true bluish light
 
Riding high, I knew I blew it, just right...
 or
 Riding high, Oh no I see the Jewish lights
Riding high on love's true blueish light..
 
Riding high, I love that true Jewish light.
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
 
Riding high, I'll blow up to the sewage line.
Riding high on loves true blueish light
 
Riding high, I'm blowing through the goo shine.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
 
Riding high, although I'm still a little shy.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
 
Riding high, or low on solution
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
 
Sometimes I can be a pain in the a**.
Soon turned out to be a pain in the a**.
 
Soon found out, 
signed autographs
Soon turned out, 
had a heart of glass
 
Soon turned out, big pain in the a**.
Soon turned out, to be a pain in the a**.
 
Sue turned round, bit me in the a**.
Soon turned out to be a pain in the a**.
 
That's why I'm behind
Love's gone behind
 
Want some love and it's your cats 
No time now, try Heart of Glass
Once I had a love and it was a gas 
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass
 
Watch out, love, don't use the gas!
Once I had a love and it was a gas
 
What kind of love are you used to, guys? 
 Sometimes I had a heart of glass
 Seems like the real thing, but oh so shy
 Put your mistrust and stuff behind.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
 Soon turned out had a heart of glass
 Seemed like the real thing, only to find
 Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
What kind of love, if it was of glass
 Sue found out, had a heart of glass.
 Seemed like the real thing, oh it was divine
 Moochy mistress, love's far behind.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
 Soon turned out, had a heart of glass.
 Seemed like the real thing, only to find
 Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
What kind of love, oh it was a blast
 Soon turned out, had a water glass.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
 
What kind of love
 is this a gas
 soon found out
 had a heart of glass
Once had love
 And it was a gas
 Soon turned out
 Had a heart of glass.
 
What'd you mistrust, lost on behind?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
What's that love
Once I had a love
 
Whoja McDuff 
lost from behind
Much o' mistrust 
Love's gone behind
 
Won'cha mistrust my small behind?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Won't you mistrust what's gone behind?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
 
Would you mistrust 
Love from behind?
Mucho mistrust 
Love's gone behind
 
Would you mistrust love from behind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Yeah, fighting Zion, the true Jewish lie.
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
 
Yeah, hide, an' hide, going sue a suicide.
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
 
You tease me like a cheap hood
You're teasing like you do
 
You tease me like a damn bull
 or
 You tease me like a damn fool
You tease me like you do
 
You tease me like a dead bird.
You tease me like you do.
 
You tease me like a diddler
You tease me like you do
 
You tease me like a dildo
You teasing me like you do
 
You tease me like the devil
You tease me like you do
 
You're cheatin' with your damn wood.
You tease me like you do
 
You're cheesin' like a dead girl.
You're teasing like you do.
 
You're cheesin' like liver
You teasin' like you do
 
You're cheesy like Clem Burke.
You teasing like you do.
One of the band members is Clem Burke.
 
You're just no good 
You're cheesy like Ben Hur
It's just no good. 
You teasin' like you do.
 
You're teasin' like a nympho.
You teasin' like you do.
 
Don't cha mistrust
Mucho mistrust
"Mucho mistrust" actually makes sense in the context of the lyrics, but Harry really does sound like she's singing "Don't cha mistrust".
 
I'm riding high onto the thermal douche line
Riding high on love's true blueish light
 
In between
His gonads and his penis is a hairy line
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
 
It's just no good,
You're cheese and life together.
It's just no good,
You teasing like you do.
 
Locked inside
Lost inside
 
Lost inside
 No powerful illusion and I cannot find.
Lost inside
 Adorable illusion and I cannot hide.
 
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Once you mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Once I had a love and it gave me gas,
Soon turned out had an a*** of glass
Once I had a love and it was a gas,
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
 
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Don't you mistrust, my strong behind
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
 
Once I thought love, thought love was a gas
Once I had love, thought it was a gas
 
Put your fist up
My small behind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Riding high almost to the blueish sky
Riding high on love's true blueish lie
Lead singer Deborah Harry is hard to understand in this song; she needs to enunciate
 
Riding high onto the finish line.
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
 
Riding high, I'm blowin' through the goo-ish lines.
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
 
The person you trust loves Naugahyde.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
They lie they lie although I'm still a Jewish lie.
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
 
Wa-lala-love, in a heart of glass,
 Soon turned round, la heart of glass.
Once had love, and it was a gas
 Soon turned out, had a heart of glass.
 
Watching those trucks
Mucho mistrust
 
What about love, and it was a guess
Once I had a love and it was a gas
 
Would you mistrust, let's go behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
 
Yeah, riding high . . . I long for the Jewish life.
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
After I found out the real lyric from the liner notes of "Parallel Lines" that I bought the album in '78, I felt a sense of relief, since I had wondered what the heck she meant by "longing for the Jewish life"! I was in college at the time, and, when I was with a bunch of people in someone's dorm room, the song came on, and we all started singing along, but, I, purposely, misspoke the lyric, and everyone cracked up!
 
Yeah, riding high on love to the gooch slide
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
If this interpretation sounds dirty, note this is what I heard BEFORE I listened to the uncensored version (which was not on AM radio!). After hearing that ('Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass'), it merely confirmed for me where the action was going! What the heck is "love's true bluish light" anyway? Scratching for lyrics methinks. Anyway, my line is much better.
 
Yeah, running hot, unknown revolution
Yeah, running high on love's true bluish light
 
You're Jesus Christ, you do.
You tease me like you do
 
You're a cheesy honey dipper
You tease me like you do
 
You're cheesy like a dingo
You're teasing like you do
 
You're cheesy like a nigger
You're teasing like you do
I'm not racist and don't condone the use of the word 'nigger' but it's what I hear.
 
You're cheesy like you do
You tease me like you do
 
Your cheese is like liver
You teasin' like you do
 
Your teams are such a nigger
You tease me like you do
 
Hands off! This one's straight!
Hands off this one, Sweetie!
 
I'm the depth of head lice.
I'm not deaf, dumb, and blind.
 
Met you with a girlfriend you were so snide
Met you with a girlfriend you were divine
 
"Island of Lost Souls" (MP3) 
At Five Below
In Babylon
Five Below is a discount store chain.
 
"Island of Lost Souls" (MP3) 
No lingerie
No luxuries
 
"Island of Lost Souls" (MP3) 
Oh f***in' yeah
Oh buccaneer
 
She's not really a girl
She's not really ill
 
A diva - oh, babe, Maria
Latina - Ave Maria
 
A million and one come to mind
A million and one candle lights
 
A million and one kinda lies
A million and one candle lights
 
A new woman won candle bright.
A million and one candlelights
 
A new young and one kinda lice
A million and one candle lights
 
A new, young and wild kind of life
A million and one candle lights
 
Ah! Leah, thank God I see ya
Maria, you've got to see her.
 
Go and set it up, of your mind
Go insane, and out, of your mind
 
I've seen this kid before
I've seen this thing before
 
In my best friend, Dan, the boy next door.
In my best friend and the boy next door.
 
Latina, Ave Maria
Regina, Ave Maria
 
Maria 
You gotta see her, 
Go in, say that I'm off your mind 
Niquita, I say Maria 
I miss you my love Candle light
Maria 
You've gotta see her 
Go insane and out of your mind 
Latina, Ave Maria 
A million and one candle lights
 
Maria, has diarrhea
Maria, you've gotta see her
 
Maria, you're gonna to see her.
Grow ginseng and out of her mind
Maria, you've got to see her.
Go insane and out of your mind
 
Maria, you've got a fever
Maria, you've gotta see her.
 
Maria, you've got to seek her
 or
 Maria, you've got to sing her
 or
 Marina, you've got a Caesar.
Maria, you've got to see her.
 
Maria
 You gotta see her
 Go into the ark of your mind
 Regina, Ave Maria
 On young running wild Canada Life.
Maria
 You've gotta see her
 Go insane and out of your mind
 Latina, Ave Maria 
 A million and one candle lights.
 
Maria
 You've got to see her
 Go inside and out of her mind 
Latifah I bet Maria
 A million and one candy lies
 or
 Maria
 You've got to sing her
 Go inside and out of your mind
 The diva I beg Maria
 A million and one candy lies
Maria
 You've gotta see her
 Go insane and out of your mind
 Latina Ave Maria
 A million and one candle lights
 
Maria
 You've gotta see her
 Go insane and out of your mind
 Me diva Ave Maria 
 A million and one kinda lives.
Maria
 You've gotta see her
 Go insane and out of your mind
 Letina Ave Maria 
 A million and one candle lights.
 
Martina, are you Maria?
 A million and one ton delight.
Latina, Ave Maria
 A million and one candle lights.
 
Medina, oh babe Maria
 A million and one can't deny.
Latina, Ave Maria
 A million and one candle lights.
 
Rechita, I play Maria.
Latina, Ave Maria
 
Regina, Ave Maria
A million one in one kind of love
Latina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights
 
Regina? I blame Maria.
Latina, Ave Maria.
 
She likes a millionaire
 Walking in her underwear.
She's like a millionaire
 Walking on imported air.
This "millionaire" line is on the original album version; not on the single edit featured on most radio stations.
 
She's like a millionaire.
Walking on important air.
She's like a millionaire
 Walking on imported air.
 
Smooth as silk, cool ass air
 (Later) 
A diva, I blame Maria
 A million and one kind of lies
 I've seen this thing before
 With my best friend Dan the boy next door
 Full of love and full of fire
Smooth as silk, cool as air
 (Later) 
Latina, Ave Maria
 A million and one candle lights
 I've seen this thing before
 In my best friend and the boy next door
 Fool for love and fool on fire
 
Well, Gina, I'd bang Maria!
Latina, Ave Maria
 
"Night Wind Sent"
The night wind sent me a chair.
The night wind sent me a chill.
 
"Nothing Is Real But The Girl"
Only her eyes are sorry.
Only her eyes are solid.
 
"Nothing Is Real But The Girl"
We believe in little things
 Like Kevin up above.
We believe in little things
 Like Heaven up above.
 
"One Way Or Another" (MP3) 
And if the lights are all out
 I'll follow your boss downtown.
And if the lights are all out
 I'll follow your bus downtown.
 
"One Way Or Another" (MP3) 
And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your horse downtown.
And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown.
 
"One Way Or Another" (MP3) 
I walk down the hall stand on the viaduct
 Where I can see you won't find that musical
 Lead you to the supermarket checkout
 Two specials and wrap you dead with Reynolds Wrap.
I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall
 Where I can see it all, find out who you call
 Lead you to the supermarket checkout
 Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd.
 
"One Way Or Another" (MP3) 
I'll follow your course downtown
I'll follow your bus downtown
 
"One Way Or Another" (MP3) 
I'm gonna eat ya, eat ya, eat ya, eat ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
 
"One Way Or Another" (MP3) 
Lead you to the supermarket, check out some vegetables
Lead you to the supermarket checkout some specials
 
"One Way or Another" (MP3) 
Baby can't speak
Maybe next week
 
"One Way or Another" (MP3) 
I found a wingnut
I'm gonna win you
 
"One Way or Another" (MP3) 
I got a wiener
I'm gonna win ya
 
"One Way or Another" (MP3) 
I'm gonna leave ya
I'm gonna win ya
 
"One Way or Another" (MP3) 
Maybe Nestle'
Maybe next week
 
"One Way or Another" (MP3) 
Specials in wrap, you'll get your feedback.
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd.
 
"One Way or Another" (MP3) 
Wandering for another
or
Wondering for another
One way or another
 
All I want is a rumour of you
A sideways scene
A vision of you
All I want is a room with a view
A sight worth seeing
A vision of you
 
I will give you my finest hour
 The one I spent washing the shower.
I will give you my finest hour
 The one I spent watching you shower.
 
Picture this, a day in December
Picture this, freezing cold weather
You got clouds on your lips and you pee on your shoes
Picture this, a day in December
Picture this, freezing cold weather
You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids
 
You got blood on your lips and you peed on your skis.
You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids.
 
You got blood on your lips
You got clouds on your lids
 
You've got knobs on your lids.
You've got clouds on your lips.
 
Marrying, DJ, family
Marilyn, Jeane, Jayne, Mae, and Marlene
 
"Presence, Dear"
Caught in Beaky's net.
Could it be kismet
 
"Presence, Dear"
Could I speak his net
Could it be kismet
 
In Sen-Sen Peppermints
Incense and peppermints
 
And a rubber duck
And a wild attack
 
And his finger f***ed me 
twenty four hours sure thing in rapture
And it's finger popping 
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
 
And it's finger f***ing 24 hour sucking rapture
And it's finger popping 24 hour shopping rapture
 
And it's finger f***ing
 Didn't he go out? No shocking, in rapture.
And it's finger popping
 Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture.
 
And it's finger-f***ing, 24-hour shopping in Rapture.
And it's finger-popping, 24-hour shopping in Rapture.
 
And you can't stop, do the punk rock
 or
 And you can't stop, do the pop rock
Said don't stop to the punk rock
 
Back to back
 Psycho in the end
Back to back
 Sacroiliac
 
Barely sleeping
Barely breathing
 
Boy, he went out of the house
Where he won't have a hassle
 
Fa Fa Freddy told me everybody's style,
 the DJ spinnin' flashin' my mind
 Flash is fast, Flash is cool,
 Francois se fas, Flashe no cool.
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly
 DJ's spinnin' I said My My,
 Flash is fast, Flash is cool
 France soir c'est pas, Flash et Nous Doux
 
Fab Fa-Freddy told me everybody's high
 DJ spinner, who saved my life
 Flash is bad, flash is cool
 Transformer was flashing a thing or two.
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly
 DJ's spinnin' I said My My,
 Flash is fast, Flash is cool
 France soir c'est pas, Flash et Nous Doux.
 
Fat, fine Freddie
Fab-Five Freddie
 
Five - five thirty, during everybody's drive
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly
 
Flash is fast
Flash is cool
Flash thought he'd flash in on you
Flash is fast 
Flash is cool 
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
 
Francois says 'Come, flash my tool'
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
 
It's finger fucking... 24 hour sucking in rapture
It's finger popping... 24 hour shopping in rapture
 
Rupture, be cured
Rapture, be pure
 
Step into the world.
Toe to toe
 
There's Coca-Cola, don't move too slow
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
 
Toe to toe dancing very close but it really almost curl my toes
Toe to toe dancing very close barely breathing almost comatose.
It wasn't till I heard it sung live many years later I realised what it actually said. I'd been singing the wrong lyrics for over twenty years.
 
A harbor's down there
Her heart was down there
 
A pregnant moose.
A prey let loose.
 
The state of a fun run
The scent of a bone
 
"Rip Her To Shreds" (MP3) 
Dressed in a rubber hose sweater.
Dressed in a Robert Hall sweater.
 
"Rip Her To Shreds" (MP3) 
She's so tall 
Come on, rip her to shreds
She's so dull 
Come on, rip her to shreds
 
"Rip Her To Shreds" (MP3) 
She's so tall
 I'm gonna riper her ta shreds
 Yeah, she so doe', I gonn' rip her to sha-reds.
Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
 She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
Note: 'Doe'' was assumed to be some period slang, like a combination of 'dope' and 'dude'.
 
"Screaming Skin"
I still owe some dread on the side.
 or
 I stylo some dread on the side.
I still owe some dread on this hide.
'Stylo' is French for 'pen'.
 
"Shayla"
Retreats
Green trees
 
Called as I screamed
Cold as ice cream
 
I got Blue's Clues
 or 
I watch Blue's Clues
I got the blues
 
I got the blues, please come see,
What your gonads mean to me
I got the blues, please come see,
What your lovin' means to me
 
"System Addict"
Systematic
System addict
 
But I'll wait for years 'till it's my turn.
But I'll wait my dear 'till it's my turn.
 
But I'll wait right here till it's my turn
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
 
Every girl wants you to be Herman
Every girl wants you to be her man
 
Every girl wants you to be her now
Every girl wants you to be her man
 
Everyone wants you to call collect
Every girl wants you to be her man
 
Heinrich, I want you to be my man
Every girl wants you to be her man
 
I didn't die of a broken heart.
The tide is high but I'm holding on.
 
I'll stay right here 'til it's my turn
I'll wait, my dear, 'til it's my turn
 
I'll wave my d**k, 'til it's my turn
I'll wait, my dear, 'til it's my turn
 
I'm like the copper girl
I'm not the kind of girl
 
I'm not a pot of gold
I'm not the kind of girl
 
I'm not the Cover Girl
I'm not the kind of girl
 
I'm not the Tommy Girl
I'm not the kind of girl
 
I'm not the kind of girl who gets her jugs like that
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
 
I'm not the kind of girl who gives head just like that
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
 
I'm not the kind of girl who gives out drugs like that.
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that.
 
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like dad
or
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up Jaws like that
or
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up Jaws like that
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
 
I'm not the kind of girl who treats you just like that
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
 
I'm not the kind of girl
 Who gives a f*** like that.
I'm not the kind of girl
 Who gives up just like that.
 
I'm not the kinda girl who'd use up drugs like that
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that.
 
I'm not the kinds of girl whose ears are just like Dad's.
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that.
 
I'm not the pomegranate
I'm not the kind of girl
 
I'm not the pot of gold
I'm not the kind of girl
 
I'm-a gonna be a number one.
I'm gonna be your number one.
 
Joe Biden's high but I'm voting on
The tide is high but I'm going on
 
NAMBLA won, NAMBLA won
Number one, number one
 
The Price is Right just keeps going on
The tide is high, but I'm going on
 
The crime is high but I'm holding on
The tide is high but I'm going on
 
The price is right, but I don't like Bob.
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
 
The sky is high but I'm holding on
The tide is high but I'm holding on
 
The tide is high and I'm old enough
The tide is high and I'm holding on
 
The tide is high but I'm moving on
The tide is high but I'm holding on
 
The tide is high but I'm rollin' on.
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on.
 
The tide is high, and I want Kia-ora
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
 
The tide is high, but I'm moving on.
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
 
The tide is high, got a broken arm.
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
 
The time is nigh and I'm growing up
The tide is high and I'm going on
 
The time is right but I'm coming home.
The tide is high but I'm holding on.
 
The time is right but I'm moving on
 I'm gonna be a movie star.
The tide is high but I'm holding on
 I'm gonna be your number one.
 
The time is right
The tide is high
 
Tide and time
The tide is high
 
Time is like a moment arm
The tide is high but I'm holding on