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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Blood, Sweat, and Tears that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 39 misheard song lyrics for Blood, Sweat, and Tears on amIright currently.
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"And When I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I ask of dying is to have no change on me.
Original Lyrics:
All I ask of dying is to have no chains on me.
"And When I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now troubles are many, they're as deep as a will
Original Lyrics:
My troubles are many, they're as deep as a well
"And When I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be one child bored
Original Lyrics:
There'll be one child born
"And When I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
well, then let the time bend near
Original Lyrics:
well, then let the time be near
"Go Down Gamblin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raised on brew and poker and a donut hair there
Original Lyrics:
Raised on brew and poker and a dollar here and there
"Go Down Gamblin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it when you rumble low
Original Lyrics:
Say it when you're running low
"Lucretia Mac Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard luck and druggin’
Original Lyrics:
Hard luck and trouble
"Lucretia Mac Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just an eagle woman-child
Original Lyrics:
You're just an evil woman-child
"Lucretia MacEvil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back seat to lilac
Original Lyrics:
Back seat Delilah
"Lucretia MacEvil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eagle, that's your name
Original Lyrics:
Evil, that's your name
"Lucretia MacEvil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucretia MacEvil
That's the thing you're doin' fine.
That's the thing you're doin' fine.
Original Lyrics:
Lucretia MacEvil
If that's a fake, you're doin' fine.
If that's a fake, you're doin' fine.
'Lucretia' was a hooker, and this refers to her ability to 'fake' an orgasm and be totally believable.
"Lucretia MacEvil"
Misheard Lyrics:
The creature is evil
or
The preacher is evil
or
The teacher is evil
or
The preacher is evil
or
The teacher is evil
Original Lyrics:
Lucretia MacEvil
"Lucretia MacEvil"
Misheard Lyrics:
The creature of evil
Original Lyrics:
Lucretia MacEvil
"Lucretia MacEvil"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a sick b**ch of a white woman.
Original Lyrics:
That's your sixth big jug of wine, woman.
"Smiling Phases"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smiling faces, going places
Original Lyrics:
Smiling phases, going places
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you find that your hurricane sign
Original Lyrics:
Did you find a directing sign
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you find the Viagra King sign on the straight end of the highway?
Original Lyrics:
Did you find a directing sign on the straight and narrow highway?
"Spinning Wheel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you find the dial collect sign
Original Lyrics:
Did you find the directing sign
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop all your bubbles in waterslide.
Original Lyrics:
Drop all your troubles by the riverside.
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget all your troubles on the water slide.
Ride the faded pony, let the spinnin' wheel ride.
Ride the faded pony, let the spinnin' wheel ride.
Original Lyrics:
Drop all your troubles by the riverside.
Ride the painted pony, let the spinnin' wheel fly.
Ride the painted pony, let the spinnin' wheel fly.
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride a painted horny
Original Lyrics:
Ride a painted pony
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride a painted phony
Original Lyrics:
Ride a painted pony
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride a painted toenail at the spinning wheel turn.
Original Lyrics:
Ride a painted pony, let the spinning wheel turn.
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco Bell troubles
Original Lyrics:
Talk about your troubles
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about your drama
Original Lyrics:
Talk about your troubles
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about your druggies
Original Lyrics:
Talk about your troubles
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about your trouble and you never yearn
Original Lyrics:
Talk about your troubles and you never learn
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout your troubles and you never yearn
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout your troubles and you never learn
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking 'bout your troubles and you never burn
Original Lyrics:
Talking 'bout your troubles and you never learn
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you mind a reflecting slign
Original Lyrics:
Would you mind a reflecting sign
Recently I submitted this misheard lyric but had stated that the lyrics really are "Did you find a (should have been the) directing sign" whereas that phrase appears two lines up from "Would you mind a reflecting sign". Accordingly, please replace my earlier submission about the lyrics of this song with this submission.
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're never in
Original Lyrics:
You never win
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you sunshine, just once more.
Original Lyrics:
But you said try, just once more.
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have I ever wanted to?
Original Lyrics:
All I ever want to do
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost a glove before
Got mad and closed the door
But you said, 'Child, just once more.'
Got mad and closed the door
But you said, 'Child, just once more.'
Original Lyrics:
I've lost at love before
Got mad and closed the door
But you said try, just once more.
Got mad and closed the door
But you said try, just once more.
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost at love at 4
Original Lyrics:
I lost at love before
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost that love before
God met and closed the door
God met and closed the door
Original Lyrics:
I lost at love before
Got mad and closed the door
Got mad and closed the door
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm solely over you
Original Lyrics:
I'm so in love with you
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving you is very sad.
Original Lyrics:
Loving you is where it's at.
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made miso - very happy!
Original Lyrics:
You've made me so very happy
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