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"African Moon"
That's the way to meet the African Moon
That's awaiting the African moon
"Baby Do You Wanna Bump?"
Baby do you wanna bum?
Baby do you wanna bump?
"Baby Do You Wanna Bump?"
Baby, do you wanna bum?
Baby, do you wanna bump?
"Bahama Mama"
And I'll show you to the door, Bahama Mama.
And I'm sure you will adore Bahama Mama.
"Belfast"
Bell fast
Belfast
"Belfast"
Belle farts
Belfast
"Belfast"
Got to have a belief in Nora
The people
Got to have a believin'
All the people
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Brown girl in Bahrain
Brown girl in the ring
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Brown girl in the rain
Brown girl in the ring
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Brown girl in the reign
Brown girl in the ring
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
I remember I once at the dead night
We had fried feet and John eat cakes.
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried fish and johnny cakes.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
I remember I once dated a giant
There was Danny and Donnie Hayes.
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried fish and johnny cakes.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
She looks like a sugar and a plum.
She looks like a sugar in a plum.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Show me a motion
Show me emotion
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Show me emotion.
Show me your motion.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
There's a song bird in the tree.
There's a brown girl in the ring.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
There's a song bird in the tree.
There's a brown girl in the ring.
"Brown Girl in the Ring"
All had java runtime
All had water run dry
"Brown Girl in the Ring"
Brown girl entering
Brown girl in the ring
"Brown Girl in the Ring"
I remember once at the day night
We had fried fish and Johnny Case
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried fish and johnny cakes.
"Brown Girl in the Ring"
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried peas and Johnny came.
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried fish and johnny cakes.
"Brown Girl in the Ring"
She looks black as sugar in the plum
La la
Show me emotion
She looks like a sugar in a plum
Plum plum
Show me a motion
"Brown Girl in the Ring"
We had fried fish and Ronnie Kray
We had fried fish and Johnny-cakes
"Daddy Cool"
Daddy spoon
Daddy cool
"Daddy Cool"
Daddy, that ain't cool
Daddy, daddy cool
"Daddy Cool"
Diet Coke
Daddy cool
"Daddy Cool"
I'm crazy like a fool, What about Daddy's stools?
I'm crazy like a fool, What about Daddy Cool?
"Daddy Cool"
I'm crazy like a fool,
What about Daddy's tool?
I'm crazy like a fool,
What about Daddy Cool?
"Daddy Cool"
Nanny cool
Daddy Cool
"Daddy Cool"
What about it daddy cool
Wild about daddy cool
This lyric was misheard the exact same way by most listeners all the way back in 1976, so they started singing it that way live.
"Daddy Cool"
What about it, Daniel Cook?
What about it, Daddy Cool?
"Daddy Cool"
What about it, dairy cool?
What about it, Daddy Cool?
"Daddy Cool"
Wipeout daddy could
or
Wipeout Danny could
or
Wipeout Danny Good
What about it, Daddy Cool?
"Gotta Go Home"
Having 40 items
Heading for the islands
"Gotta Go Home"
Heading 40 hours
Heading for the islands
"Hooray Hooray It's a Holi-holiday"
Hooray! Hooray! It's a Holly Hobbie Day
What a world of fun for everyone, holi-holiday
Hooray! Hooray!
It's a Holly-Hobbie Day
Sing a summer song, skip along, holly hobby day
It's a holly hobbie day
Hooray! Hooray! It's a Holi-Holiday
What a world of fun for everyone, holi-holiday
Hooray! Hooray!
It's a Holi-Holiday
Sing a summer song, skip along, holi-holiday
It's a holi-holiday
"I See a Boat on the River"
When he follows a drink
When he follows a dream
"King of The Road"
Most of his B.S. found.
Old stogies he has found.
"Ma Baker"
And so the story ends
So come on let's go, friends
And so the story ends
Of one who left no friends
"Ma Baker"
But she knew how to dance
But she knew how to die
"Ma Baker"
But she knew how to dance
But she knew how to die
"Ma Baker"
Eats horrible buns!
The prodigal son!
"Ma Baker"
Here is a special wommiter.
Here's a special bulletin.
"Ma Baker"
In all of Chicago Downs
In old Chicago town
"Ma Baker"
It was their last hooray
It was their last foray
"Ma Baker"
Jivota mina s kef
She was the meanest cat
"Ma Baker"
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Baker
She'd twenty four sons
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Baker
She taught her four sons
"Ma Baker"
More more more more
More bacon
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Baker
"Ma Baker"
One day he formed with them.
When he informed on them
"Ma Baker"
She left a trail of grime across the you, I say.
They left a trail of crime across the USA.
"Ma Baker"
She left her husband, Fred
She wasn't tough enough.
She left her house and fled
She wasn't tough enough.
"Ma Baker"
She never could drive
She never could cry
"Ma Baker"
She never preprised
She never could cry
"Ma Baker"
Then he informed the feds
One day he informed on them
"Ma Baker"
They were the bane of crime
They left a trail of crime
"Ma Baker"
They’d rather lose their heads
It made them mighty men
And so the story dies
With all the loot they had
It made them mighty mad
And so they shot it out
"Ma Baker"
What made them rob the bank?
It was the last forade
The cops appeared to sue
They couldn't get their way
One day they robbed a bank
It was their last foray
The cops appeared too soon
They couldn't get away
"Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord"
Let everyone know, there is hope for all to find sleaze
Let everyone know, there is hope for all to find peace
"Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord"
Oh a moment still worth was aglow.
For a moment the world was aglow.
"Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord"
Oh my Lord, Your merry elf You gave us
Oh my Lord, Your very self You gave us
"Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord"
They hear a queer sing a song,
The music seemed to come from his a***
They hear a choir sing a song,
The music seemed to come from afar
"Mary's Boy Child"
And in a manger cold and dark,
Mary's little bugger was born.
And in a manger cold and dark,
Mary's little boy was born.
"Mary's Boy Child"
And man will live forever more
And man will live for evermore
"Mary's Boy Child"
Let everyone know,
There is hope for all to find sleaze
Let everyone know,
There is hope for all to find peace
"Mary's Boy Child"
Mary's boy child Jackie Chan
Was born on Christmas day
Mary's boy child Jesus Christ
Was born on Christmas day
"Mary's Boy Child"
Oh my Lord, Your merry elf You gave us
Oh my Lord, Your very self You gave us
"Mary's Boy Child"
Was bored on Christmas day
Was born on Christmas day
"My Friend Jack"
He's seen his hopes fly by
He's seen hawks fly high
"My Friend Jack"
He's seen hogs fly high to hail the setting sun.
He's seen hawks fly high to hail the setting sun.
"My Friend Jack"
Laughin' Jack eats sugar lumps.
My friend Jack eats sugar lumps.
"My Friend Jack"
My friend Jack eats sugar loaves.
My friend Jack eats sugar lumps.
"My Friend Jack"
Reverend Jack eats sugar lumps
or
Muffin Jack eats sugar lumps.
My friend Jack eats sugar lumps.
"Never Change Lovers In The Middle Of The Night"
Never never be too hasty when you're pooping in the dark
Never never be too hasty when you're grooping in the dark
"Nightflight to Venus"
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard the starship Boney M four hour first passenger flight to Venus
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard the starship Boney M for our first passenger flight to Venus
"Painter Man"
Pager man
Painter man
"Painter Man"
Paint a man
Painter man
"Rasputin"
And his eyes were flaming gold
or
And his eyes were flamingo
In his eyes a flaming glow
"Rasputin"
But because of Chuck, he danced really wunderbar.
But the Kazachouk, he danced really wunderbar.
"Rasputin"
But he was real great when he had a girl to sleaze
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
"Rasputin"
But the Kazachouk, he danced really wunderbar.
But the Kaiser chuckled hey that's really wunderbar.
"Rasputin"
But the cars are chucked, he danced really wunderbar
But the Kazachouk, he danced really wunderbar.
"Rasputin"
But to Moscow cheeks it was such a lovely deal
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
"Rasputin"
But to Moscow chick's he had such a lovely s***
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin"
But to Moscow chick's he was such a lovely s***
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin"
But to Moscow chicks he done such a lovely s***
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin"
But to Moscow chicks he had such a lovely s***
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin"
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dip.
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin"
But to most cold Chinks he was such a lovely dear.
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin"
Come to visit Ashkenazi Landing
“Come to visit us,” they kept demanding
"Rasputin"
He could preach the Bible like a preacher pornhub ecstasy and fire
He can preach the Bible like a preacher full of ecstasy and fire
"Rasputin"
He drank it all and set off to the farm
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine."
"Rasputin"
He drink it all and set up in fines.
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine."
"Rasputin"
He ruled the Russian land and never mind bizarre
But the Kaiser Chuck he danced gaily on the bar.
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar.
"Rasputin"
He was big and strong
And his eyes were turning gold.
He was big and strong
In his eyes a flaming glow.
"Rasputin"
He would preach the Bible like a preacher woman would desire
He would preach the Bible like a preacher wee man would desire
"Rasputin"
La La Ecstasy other drugs and LSD
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
"Rasputin"
Lover of the jelly bean
Lover of the Russian Queen
"Rasputin"
Lover of the recipe
Lover of the Russian Queen
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra Raspberry tea
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine,
There was a cat who peed on the wall
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra Rasputin, Wasche in die Waschmaschin'.
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen.
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra Rasputin, lather up the Russian Queen.
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen.
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
Went through the cat flap and he was gone
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russians play the slot machines
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra Rhapsody
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra Rush Poutine
Ra Ra Rasputin
Rush is Megaman's pet robotic dog.
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra Russiantin
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra brush your teeth.
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Ra Ra brush your teeth
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Ra ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queer
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
"Rasputin"
Ra ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest slut machine
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Ra ra Rush, Go Team!!
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Ra ra raffle trees
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Ra, Ra Respotee
Russian famous love machine
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen.
"Rasputin"
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian tea
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
"Rasputin"
Rabuscious Rasputin had lots of hidden cars
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charm
"Rasputin"
Rah, rah, Russian team
Rah, rah, Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Row, row, rest in peace
Russia's greatest slut machine.
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine.
"Rasputin"
Ru ru rush that B Russia's greatest war tactic
Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Russia plays its love machine
Russia's greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Russia's famous slot machine
Russia's greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Russia’s greatest washing machine
Russia’s greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Set a trap for Notre Dame
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
"Rasputin"
Then one night some men of Highend Landing
Then one night some men of higher standing
"Rasputin"
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago,
He was big and strong and his testicles hung low
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago,
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
"Rasputin"
There was a certain man in Russia long ago
He big and wrong in his eyes a flaming cokehead
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago,
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
"Rasputin"
They wanted his hair
They wanted his head
"Rasputin"
Though he was a fruit
They just fell into his arms.
Though he was a brute
They just fell into his arms.
"Rivers Of Babylon"
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
there we wept as we remembered Simon
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
there we wept as we remembered Zion
"Rivers Of Babylon"
By the rivers of Babylon, we were stand down
And everywhere, and we remembered sadly on.
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down
There, we wept as we remembered Zion.
"Rivers Of Babylon"
By the rivers of Barbieland, where we sat down
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down
"Rivers Of Babylon"
By the rivers of Bobby Land, where we sat down
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down
"Rivers Of Babylon"
Candle meditation of our hearts.
And the meditation of our hearts.
"Rivers Of Babylon"
Carried us away from Tipiti,
requiring of us a soul
Carried us away to captivity,
required of us a song
"Rivers Of Babylon"
How shall we sing the Lord's song in Australia?
How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
"Rivers Of Babylon"
Requiring a Rasta song
Requiring of us a song.
"Rivers of Babylon"
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
There we wept as we remembered Siam
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
There we wept as we remembered Zion
"Rivers of Babylon"
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
very wet when we remembered Saigon
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
there we wept as we remembered Zion
"Rivers of Babylon"
By the rivers of Babylon, where he sat down,
Everywhere, when we remember Saigon.
Than the wicked
Carried us away activity,
Requiring the first bordel,
But how can we sing a lot's song in a strange land?
Let the words of our mouth and the meditations of our heart
Be acceptable in Thy sight here tonight
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down
Ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Zion.
When the wicked
Carried us away in captivity
Required from us a song
Now how shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land
When the wicked
Carried us away in captivity
Requiring of us a song
Now how shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land
Let the words of our mouth and the meditations of our heart
Be acceptable in Thy sight here tonight
"Rivers of Babylon"
They're the wicked
There the wicked
"Stories"
Big out stories
Ain't our stories
"Sunny"
Sunny, thank you for the sunshine. OK?
Sunny, thank you for the sunshine bouquet
"Sunny"
Sunny, what's the truth? I love you
or
Sunny months are true, I love you
Sunny one so true, I love you
"Sunny"
Thank you for the fax from ABC.
Thank you for the facts from A to Z.
"Sunny"
Thank you for the fax from agency
Thank you for the facts from A to Z.
"The Alibama"
Here we come to Alabama
He comes The Alibama
"Voodoonight"
Restrooms, oceans, out with Avita.
or
Mistress, oceans, out with the divas.
Whispers, potions, puppet with needles.
"We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World)"
On behalf of our creators, laid by the Lord
On behalf of all creatures, made by the Lord
Most of the lyrics in this song are hard to make out.