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"1984"
Beware the balla bore, of nineteen eighty-four
Beware the savage jaw, of nineteen eighty-four
"1984"
Beware the savage claw of 1984.
Beware the savage jaw of 1984.
"1984"
Beware the savage lure of 1984.
Beware the savage jaw of 1984.
"1984"
Beware the savage whore, of nineteen eight-four
Beware the savage jaw, of nineteen eighty-four
"1984"
Beware the sound in store
Beware the savage jaw
"1984"
Beware the southeast shore, of nineteen eighty-four
Beware the savage jaw, of nineteen eighty-four
"1984"
Beware the staff is drawn
Beware the savage jaw
"1984"
I'm looking for the Jesus that I knew in '65
I'm looking for the treason that I knew in '65
"Absolute Beginners"
If our long johns could fly over mountains
If our love song could fly over mountains
"Absolute Beginners"
If our long-johns could fly over mountains
If your love song could fly over mountains
they think that we're holding the secret of all...
they think that we're holding a secretive ball
"Alabama Song"
I tell you we must dine
I tell you we must die
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
All the young dudes care if they lose.
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
All the young dudes, carry the nudes.
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
All the young dudes
Carry their 'ludes.
All the young dudes
Carry the news
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Hey mister, you guessed - I'm a doo dad!
Hey mister, you guessed - I'm a dude, dad!
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
All the young dudes, Gary the nude.
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"As The World Falls Down"
I'll feed you muttons of gold, I'll spend you valentine evenings
I'll paint you mornings of gold, I'll spin you valentine evenings
"As The World Falls Down"
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of meldew.
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel.
"As The World Falls Down"
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Opal enclosed within your eyes.
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes.
"As the World Falls Down"
I think your morals are gone
I'll bring you mornings of gold
"Ashes To Ashes"
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We know Major Tom's a monkey.
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We won't make this town so junky.
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Ashes to ashes, spank the monkey.
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Ashes to ashes
F*** to f***ing.
Ashes to ashes
Funk to funky.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Astronaut in heaven's high, hitting an all-time low
Strung out in heaven's high, hitting an all-time low
The astronaut being Major Tom, of course
"Ashes To Ashes"
But I'm hoping to kiss
But the planet, it's going.
But I'm hoping to kick
But the planet, it's glowing.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Diamond again, I tell myself
Time and again I tell myself
"Ashes To Ashes"
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hands.
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes To Ashes"
I laughed a long needed laugh,
Saw the details fall away
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following
"Ashes To Ashes"
I thank God Almighty I don't have a fro.
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes To Ashes"
I've loved all that needed love
So did the tails far away.
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details fall away..
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
I've loved and I've needed love
Saw the details far away.
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Strung out and never inspired,
hitting an all-time low
Strung out in heaven's high,
hitting an all-time low
"Ashes To Ashes"
The chicken of nothing is killing
or
The sh** king of nothing is killing
The shrieking of nothing is killing
"Ashes To Ashes"
This free king of nothing is killing this
Pictures of chappers and symphasis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no help
But I'm hoping to kick this, the plan it is blown.
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick, but the planet it's glowing.
"Ashes To Ashes"
This shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in silk brassiers
And I thank God Almighty that I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick from this planet and go-oh-oh-oh.
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing.
"Ashes To Ashes"
When I'm next to baby's eyes
Wanna come down right now.
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now.
"Ashes to Ashes"
Ashes to ashes, dunk the donkey
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
"Ashes to Ashes"
Ashes to ashes, flunk the flunky
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
"Ashes to Ashes"
Ashes to ashes, fun to fungi
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
"Ashes to Ashes"
But no smoking p+++ed off
But no smoking pistol
"Ashes to Ashes"
Do you remember a garbage bin
Do you a remember a guy that's been
"Ashes to Ashes"
Do you remember a garden spade
Do you remember a guy that's been
"Ashes to Ashes"
Do you remember a godless pimp
Do you remember a guy that's been
"Ashes to Ashes"
Do you remember a godless prick
It's such an earthy sod
or
Do you remember a godless pig
It's such another song
Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song
"Ashes to Ashes"
Do you remember the cabbage fields in such an early song?
Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song?
"Ashes to Ashes"
Do you remember the glockenspiel?
It's such a lovely song
Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song
"Ashes to Ashes"
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no ass
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair
"Ashes to Ashes"
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no head.
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes to Ashes"
I ain't got no mummy and I ain't got no ass
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair
"Ashes to Ashes"
I thank God almighty I ain't got no ass.
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes to Ashes"
I've never done good things,
I've never done bad things,
I never dug anything out of my poo
I've never done good things,
I've never done bad things,
I never did anything out of the blue
"Ashes to Ashes"
One flash of life,
But no smoking pistol...
One flash of light,
But no smoking pistol...
"Ashes to Ashes"
One flash of light
But no smoking crystal
One flash of light
But no smoking pistol
"Ashes to Ashes"
Pictures of chav girls in synthesis
Pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
"Ashes to Ashes"
Put on eggs to break the ice
Want an axe to break the ice
"Ashes to Ashes"
Snuck out in Heaven's hide
or
Snuck out in Heaven's hive
or
Stuck out in Heaven's hide
or
Snuck out in Heaven's hive
Strung out in Heaven's high
"Ashes to Ashes"
Sordid details for the win
Sordid details following
"Ashes to Ashes"
The she-king of nothing is killing tits
Victors of Jap girls in sinful sin
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
"Ashes to Ashes"
They got a message from the Action Man
"I'm heavy, hope you're heavy too"
They got a message from the Action Man
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too"
"Ashes to Ashes"
Want an axe to break the axe
Want an axe to break the ice
"Ashes to Ashes"
Want an egg to break the ice
Want an axe to break the ice
"Ashes to Ashes"
We know Major Tom's a monkey
We know Major Tom's a junkie
"Ashes to Ashes"
What I need's to break the ice.
Wanna come down right now.
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now.
"Ashes to Ashes"
What I need's to break the ice
Want an axe to break the ice
"Battle For Britain (The Letter)"
Don't you ever let 'em get you down.
or
Don't you ever let her get you down.
Don't you let my letter get you down.
"Beauty and the Beast"
Someone could get slighted
Someone could get skinned
There's someone else and inside me
Someone could get skinned
Blue Cheese, I just met a girl named Blue Cheese
Blue Jean, I just met a girl named Blue Jean
I just met a girl named Eugene
or
I just met a girl named Oogee
or
I just met a girl and we're moochin'
I just met a girl named Blue Jean
I've got to get this f***ing thing together.
I've got to get this faculty together.
Look out, whoa
Look out, world
Oh the whole hue degrees
Oh the whole human race
Oh, I made my Blue Jean blue
And she can zip me
Oh, somebody zip me
Oh, and when my Blue Jean's blue
Blue Jean can send me
Oh, somebody send me
Oh, chicken sandwich
Blue Jean can send me.
One day I'll have to get the f***in' thing together.
One day I'll have to get the faculty together.
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in the letter.
One day, I'm gonna get the fat girl in together.
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in the letter.
One day, I'm gonna get the faculty together.
One day
I'm gonna get this fat girl thing together.
One day
I'm gonna get that faculty together.
She got a Polish bite
She got a turned up nose
She got a police bike
She got a turned up nose
She got a four-inch spike.
She got a police bike.
She's got a Polish back.
She's got a police bike.
She's got a bowler's back.
She's got a police bike.
She's got a camouflage face and a monk
She's got a camouflage face and no money
She's got a camouflage face and no neck.
She's got a camouflage face and no money.
She's got a camouflage face on my mind.
She's got a camouflage face and no money.
She's got a camouflage faced bald monkey
She's got a camouflage face and no money
Shes got a camouflage face in my mind
Shes got a camouflage face and no money
Today, I met a boy named Maletta.
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in a letter.
"Boys Keep Swinging"
You cover girl
You get a girl
"Cat People (Putting Out Fire)"
And I've been putting out fire with Vaseline
And I've been putting out fire with gasoline
"Cat People"
I've been putting out fire with Vaseline
I've been putting out fire with gasoline
A million dead in the streets
A million dead-end streets
A million denim streets
A million dead-end streets
Are immune from your constipation
Are immune to your consultations
Are immune from your contractions.
Are immune to your consultations.
Are immune to your constant patients.
Are immune to your consultation.
But I can't change time
But I can't trace time.
But I can't chase time.
But I can't trace time.
But I can't take time
But I can't change time
But I can't trace time
But I can't change time
Ch-ch-ch-ch-change, yes!
(Turn and face the strain.)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
(Turn and face the stranger.)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-change, yes!
(Turn and face the strange)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
(Turn and face the stranger)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes,
Your face is strange
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes,
Turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Tryin and bass of string)
Ch-ch-changes.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Turn and face the stranger)
Ch-ch-changes.
Ch-ch-ch-changes!
(John, your face looks strange)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
(Turn and face the strain)
Chyme won't change me
But I can trace chyme.
Time may change me
But I can't trace time.
Don't tell them to blow up a Parliament.
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
Don't tell them to go up to Parliament.
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
Don't tell them to grow up an hour or bit
or
Don't tell them to grow up on our bed
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
Don't tell them to grow up and olive ants.
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
Don't tell them to grow up in Olivette
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it
Don't wanna be a ritual
or
Don't wanna be original
Don't wanna have to be a richer man
I never caught a glimpse of how the others receive bacon
I've never caught a glimpse
How the others must see the faker.
I watch the nipples change their size.
I watch the ripples change their size.
I watch the nipples change their size.
I watch the ripples change their size
I watch the ripples change the sides,
But never leave the stream of one permanent scent
I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream of warm impermanence
I've never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see a vicar
I've never caught a glimpse
How the others must see the faker.
So I turned myself to fencing
or
So I turned myself to basing
or
So I turned myself, debasing
or
So I turned myself to base me
or
So I turned myself to bay seed
or
So I turned myself to Bay City
or
So I turned Marcel to fake seed
So I turned myself to face me
So I turned myself to space man
Turn and face the strange
Time may change me but I can change time.
So I turned myself to face me
Turn and face the strain
Time may change me but I can't trace time.
Strange fascinations are killing me
Strange fascination fascinating me.
Strange vaccination facsimilie
Strange fascination fascinating me.
Strange vaccinations are killing me.
Strange fascination fascinating me.
Time may change me
But I won't change time.
Time may change me
But I can't trace time.
Time may change me
But I can't change time
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
Time to face the change
Turn and face the strange
Tr-tr-tr-traces
Remain the same.
Ch-ch-ch changes
Turn and face the stranger.
While others receive bacon, I'm much too tired to take that trip.
Of how the others see the faker, I'm much too fast to take that test.
You're gonna have to be a richer man
or
Don't wanna have to be with Richard, man
or
Don't wanna have to be original
or
Don't wanna have to be Erection Man
Don't wanna have to be a richer man
You're leading up to our next event.
You left us up to our necks in it.
"China Girl"
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, "Oh baby just put on your mask."
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, "Oh baby just you shut your mouth."
"China Girl"
And when I get excited
My little China girl says
Oh baby, just eat another bat
And when I get excited
My little China girl says
Oh baby, just you shut your mouth
"China Girl"
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouse!'
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!'
"China Girl"
Gets in the way of my lies
It's in the whites of my eyes
"China Girl"
Gets in the way of my rice
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
I feel attractive, like, uh - Marlon Brando
I feel a-tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
"China Girl"
I give you marijuana rolls
I give you a man who wants to rule the world
"China Girl"
I hear our farts beating, loud as thunder
I hear her heart's beating, loud as thunder
"China Girl"
I stumble into town
Just like a secret call
I stumble into town
Just like a sacred cow
"China Girl"
I stumble into town just like a sacred crown
I stumble into town, just like a sacred cow
"China Girl"
I stumble into town...
Just like a sacred clown
I stumble into town
Just like a sacred cow
"China Girl"
I'll give you a man from Mars to rule the world.
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
I'll give you a man of war to rule the world.
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
I'll give you a million eyes to rule the world
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
"China Girl"
I'll give you handlebars to rule the world.
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
"China Girl"
I'll give you men from Mars to rule the world.
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
I'll give you menopause to rule the world.
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
I'll give your hand a voice to rule the world.
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
I'm feeling seasick like I'm Marlon Brando
I'm feeling tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
"China Girl"
It's in the way of my eyes.
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
It's in the way of my eyes
It's in the whites of my eyes
"China Girl"
It's in the way of my lice.
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
It's in the way of my life.
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
It's in the why of my eyes
It's in the whites of my eyes
"China Girl"
Just like a sacred crowd
Just like a sacred cow
"China Girl"
Just you shut your mouse
Just you shut your mouth
"China Girl"
Legends of swa stickers
Visions of swastikas
"China Girl"
My little Island Girl
My little China Girl
"China Girl"
My little diner girl
or
My little diamond girl
My little China girl
"China Girl"
Plants for everyone
Plans for everyone
"China Girl"
The government wants to lose
My little China girl.
Wake up in the mornings
Where's my little China girl?
"China Girl"
Visions of icicles in my head
or
Visions of popsicles in my head
Visions of swastikas in my head
"China Girl"
Visions of what's to come in my head
Visions of swastikas in my head
"Cracked Actor"
But since he pinned ya baby, you're a pork pie.
But since he pinned ya baby, you're a porcupine.
"Cracked Actor"
Crack, baby crack, show me your eel
Crack, baby crack, show me you're real
"Cracked Actor"
Crack, baby crack, show me your rear.
Crack, baby crack, show me you're real.
"Cygnet Committee"
And I want to believe in the mayonnaise cole slaw.
And I want to believe in the madness that calls now.
"Cygnet Committee"
And I want to believe, am I just coleslaw.
And I want to believe in the madness that calls 'now'.
"Cygnet Committee"
I guess you madly.
I bless you madly.
"Cygnet Committee"
Where money stood
We planted seeds of river.
Where money stood
We planted seeds of rebirth.
"DJ"
Feel like I can't tell lies now.
Feel like Dan Dare lies down.
"DJ"
For many years I used to be funny dancer
I am a DJ and I've got believers.
He used to be my boss but now he is a puppet dancer
I am a DJ and I've got believers.
"DJ"
One more, begin, of lights and evening faces
Fast food, nothing nostalgia
Humble pie and liquor, food.
One more, weekend, of lights and evening faces
Fast food, living nostalgia
Humple pie or bitter fruit.
"DJ"
You think this is easy, really missing me.
You think this is easy, realism.
"DJ"
You think this is easy, well listen.
You think this is easy, realism.
"Day-In Day-Out"
She was born in an airbag
She was born in a handbag
"Dead Man Walking"
And I'm God.
or
And I'm gold.
And I'm gone.
"Dead Man Walking"
And I'm gone through the crap in my pants
Like a dead man w***ing.
And I'm gone through a crack in the past
Like a dead man walking.
"Dead Man Walking"
Shaking their Saxon bones.
Shaking their sex and their bones.
"Diamond Dogs"
(Here they come)
I'll keep our friend serene
(Here they come)
Oh baby, come home to me
(Here they come)
Well, she's comfy and gone
(Will they come?)
I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?)
Oh baby, come unto me
(Will they come?)
Well, she's come, been and gone
"Diamond Dogs"
As they pulled you out of a Yorkshire gent-town
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your tending stump
Dressed like a free ski hose
Top grind in squeaky walls
When they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was,
Tod Browning's freak you was.
"Diamond Dogs"
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tank
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
"Diamond Dogs"
As they pulled you out of the oxygen, Dave
You asked for a lady's body
With your silicone hung and your tennis stung
Dressed like a preisty wall
Talk down and speaky wall
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not a tech ted boy, plain to see
The diamond dogs are vultures and they hide behind trees
Hung and to the ground
They were mad again with killer peal
I'll keep a frenzerene
Oh baby, come unto me
Well she's comfy and God.
Come out of the dark end baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
That Halloween jag is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, go Tarzan, go man go
Needs his little horsey with his ghost town approach
Her face is science fiction but she wears a dying brooch
Strictly reminiscing something mother used to make
Racked up in paradise, Diamond Dogs are civilized
In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the motor pole, say sorry to the ditch
Just another future's all, lovely little kids
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten-inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was
Tod Browning's freak you was
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see
The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will
Mannequins with kill appeal
I'll keep a friend serene
Oh baby, come unto me
Well, she's come, been and gone.
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go
Meets his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are sableized
In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch
Just another future song, lonely little kitsch
"Diamond Dogs"
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knees
I'm sure not projected for this fantasy
The Diamond Dogs approaches and they hide behind trees
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see
The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
"Diamond Dogs"
Dressed like a freak you was, Bob Browning's streaky walls
Dressed like a priest you was, Todd Browning's freak you was
"Diamond Dogs"
I'm sure you're not protected from his fantasy
The diamond dogs approaches in the highly hide trees
Hunted the crown, they will, mannequins with kill bill
I'm sure you're not protected for it's plain to see
The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal
"Diamond Dogs"
Just like a priest, he was
Talking about them stinky wars
Dressed like a priest you was
Tod Brownings freak you was
"Diamond Dogs"
Neatest little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to be
Bricked up in paradise, Diamond Dogs with sable eyes
Meets his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are sableized
"Diamond Dogs"
Need his little horsey, well his girls now approach
The face is such a feature and she wears a diet brooch
Sweeping round the missy, something mother yesterday
Wrecked up in paradise, diamond dogs are stablised
Meet his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralysed, diamond dogs are sableised
"Diamond Dogs"
Onto the street, they will, oh Tarzan, go man go
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go
"Diamond Dogs"
Sachet on the broad hope, story to the ditch
Sashay on the broad walk, scurry to the ditch
"Diamond Dogs"
Sassy on the bro hope, starry to the ditch
Sashay on the broad walk, scurry to the ditch
"Diamond Dogs"
She's gonna be sorry
There's gonna be sorrow
"Diamond Dogs"
The Halloween drive is a real cold cat
The Halloween jack is a real cool cat
"Diamond Dogs"
They're all on the diamond dole.
They call them the diamond dogs.
"Diamond Dogs"
This aint rock 'n roll, this is germicide.
This aint rock 'n roll, this is genocide.
"Diamond Dogs"
When they pushed you out of the oxygen tent
You heard Fred's butt had started
Then the silly gone plump when ten inch of sumpin'
Dressed as a shiek he was, gosh darned tweaked he was.
When they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was, Tod Browning's freak you was.
"Diamond Dogs"
Will they come, I keep a friend serene
Will they come, oh baby come on to me,
Well she's coming and gone
Come out of the dark end baby,
You'll catch your death in the fog,
Young girl they call them the Diamond Dogs
(Will they come?) I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?) Oh baby, come on to me
(Will they come?) Well, she's come, been and gone
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
"Diamond Dogs"
With your silicon hump and your tennis stump
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
"Diamond Dogs"
You'll catch your death in the phone.
You'll catch your death in the fog.
"Drive-In Saturday"
He's crashing out with Sylvia.
He's crashing out with Sylvian.
"Drive-In Saturday"
His aim was always bumming
His name was always Buddy
"Drive-In Saturday"
His name was always Bonnie
His name was always Buddy
"Drive-In Saturday"
His name was always Buddah
His name was always Buddy
"Drive-In Saturday"
His name was always Buddy
And he was shruken a**ed to this day.
His name was always Buddy
And he'd shrug and ask to stay.
"Drive-In Saturday"
His name was always Buddy
And his shrunken arse could stay
His name was always Buddy
And he'd shrug and ask to stay
"Drive-In Saturday"
His name was always gay boy
His name was always Buddy
"Drive-In Saturday"
Let me put my a*se around your head
Let me put my arms around your head
"Everyone Says Hi"
If the food gets to Erie
If the food gets too eerie
"Fame"
Booger for you,
shoot her for me,
got to get a rectum gun
Bully for you,
chilly for me,
got to get a raincheck on pain
"Fame"
Booger for you, Sugar for me, I gotta get a Reggiecon
Bully for you, chilly for me, got to get a raincheck on pain
"Fame"
Boogie for you
She leave for me
Gotta get Reggie gone Babe
Bully for you
Chilly for me
Gotta get a raincheck on pain
"Fame"
Bouillion for you, chili for me.
Bully for you, chilly for me.
"Fame"
Bully for you, Chilly for me, gotta get a reche-gong
Bully for you, chilly for me, gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fame"
Bully for you, shoot 'em for me,
gotta get a Reggie gun...fame
Bully for you, chilly for me,
gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fame"
Do it to you, do it to me
Got to get a rental car Fame, (Fame)
Fame, bully for you, chilly for me
Got to get a rain check on pain (pain)
"Fame"
Fame makes the mayonnaise take things over.
Fame makes the man take things over.
"Fame"
Fame once your life is in the luau
Fame what you like is in the limo
"Fame"
Fame what you need you pass the bottle
Fame what you need you have to borrow
"Fame"
Fame whatcha devil where things are hollow
Fame puts you there where things are hollow
"Fame"
Fame, nine-to-five, it's just his time
Fame, "Nein! It's mine!" is just his line
"Fame"
Fame, what you like is in the Louvre
Fame what you like is in the limo
"Fame"
Gotta get a rigid-on.
Got to get a raincheck on...
"Fame"
Gotta get election going
Got to get a raincheck on...
"Fame"
Gotta get erection going
Gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fame"
I reject your best
or
I reject your birth
or
I reject your breast
I reject you first
Cowritten with John Lennon
"Fame"
I reject your verse
I reject you first
"Fame"
I respect your bust
I reject you first
"Fame"
Is it Andy Kaufman driving me insane?
Is it any wonder you’re driving me insane
"Fame"
Is it Stevie Wonder
Is it any wonder
"Fame"
Is it any wonder I object you burst
Is it any wonder that I reject you first?
"Fame"
Is it any wonder, I reject your breasts?
Is it any wonder that I reject you first?
"Fame"
Is it anybody
Is it any wonder
"Fame"
Is it in a Wal-Mart?
Is it any wonder...
"Fame"
Is there any thunder...
Is it any wonder...
"Fame"
Is there any wonder that I reject your breasts?
Is there any wonder that I reject you first?
"Fame"
Rain makes the man think things over.
Fame makes the man take things over.
"Fame"
Space Dream makes a man take things over
Space Dream lets him loose, hard to swallow
Space Dream puts you there where things are hollow (fame)
Space Dream, it's not your brain, it's just the flame
Fame makes a man take things over
Fame lets him loose, hard to swallow
Fame puts you there where things are hollow (fame)
Fame, it's not your brain, it's just the flame
"Fame"
Woulda for you, shoulda for me, gotta get a Reggietron...fame
Bully for you, chilly for me, gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fascination"
Every time I feel vaccination, I just can't stand still
Every time I feel fascination, I just can't stand still
"Fascination"
I think I like vaccination
I think I like fascination
"Fascination"
Leather sex is fun and kinky, like vaccination
Better sex is fun I think I like fascination
"Fascination"
Vaccination moves sweeping near me
Fascination moves sweeping near me
"Fascination"
Vaccination takes a part of me
Fascination takes a part of me
"Fashion"
F***, f***, f*** the faction
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fashion
"Fashion"
Fa, fa, fa, fashist
Fa, fa, fa, fashion
"Fashion"
Fraction
Fashion
"Fashion"
Passion
Fashion
"Fashion"
Pasteur
Fashion
"Fashion"
We are the Goonies and we're coming to town.
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.
"Fashion"
We are the Gundsworths and we're coming to town
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town
"Fashion"
We are the bourgeois and we're comin' to town. (Beep-beep!)
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. (Beep! Beep!)
"Fashion"
We are the broom squad and we're coming to town. (Sweep, sweep)
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town. (Beep, beep)
"Fashion"
We are the coons wad and we're comin' to town. Deep-Deep!
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. Beep-Beep!
"Fashion"
We are the gootswa and we're comin' to town. Beep-beep!
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. Beep-Beep!
"Fashion"
We got the hutzpa and we're coming to town.
We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town.
Baguettes
That's all we've got
We've got baguettes.
Five years
That's all we've got
We've got five years.
Five years, stucco my eyes.
Five years, stuck on my eyes.
We've got five kids, that's all we got
We've got five years, that's all we got
We've got five years stuck on Mars.
We've got five years stuck on my eyes.
We've got five years what a surprise
We've got five years stuck on my eyes.
"Golden Years"
Cold in here
Golden years
"Golden Years"
Come peel the potatoes.
Come get up, my baby.
"Golden Years"
Come wallop the baby
Come get up my baby
"Golden Years"
Give up the bacon
Get up, my baby
"Golden Years"
Look in disguise
Look at that sky
"Golden Years"
Never look back, walk tall as a pine.
Never look back, walk tall, act fine.
"Golden Years"
There's my favorite hospital
There's my baby, lost that's all
"Golden Years"
Who let out the baby?
Come get up my baby.
"Golden Years"
Wish-a-fon dish-a-fon day-a-fon day
Wish upon wish upon day upon day
"Hallo Spaceboy"
And I want to be 3
And I want to be free
"Hallo Spaceboy"
Do you like altar boys?
Do you like girls or boys?
"Hang Onto Yourself" (MP3)
She was my ha-na-na-na-na-na, she's a f**kin' thigh collector.
She wants my honey not my money, she's a funky-thigh collector.
Considering Bowie used a lot of nonsense words in his songs back in the early '70s, "ha-na-na-na-na-na" really isn't that illogical for him to say...
"Hang Onto Yourself" (MP3)
You better get it on with yourself!
You better hang onto yourself.
"Helden"
Dancing in heaven
Dann sind wir Helden
"Heroes"
And love, and love will keep us together
And nothing, and nothing will keep us together
"Heroes"
And the guards shot above our heads
And the guns shot over our heads
"Heroes"
I, I wish I could swing.
Just like the golfmen Like golfmen can swing
I, I wish you could swim
Just like the dolphins Like dolphins can swim
"Heroes"
People need heroes
Just for one day.
We could be heroes
Just for one day.
"Heroes"
Standing by the wharf.
As the doves shat above our heads.
Standing by the wall.
And the guns shot above our heads.
"Heroes"
We could be weirdos
Just for one day
We could be heroes
Just for one day.
"Heroes"
Will keep us in heaven
Will keep us together
"I Took A Trip On A Gemini Spaceship"
I showed my spacegown
I shot my spacegun
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
I'm afraid of polaria.
I'm afraid of Americans.
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Johnny wants a brain
Johnny wants to sit on my coke
Johnny wants a plane
Johnny wants to suck on a Coke.
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of her junk.
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of a joke.
"It's No Game"
Draw the blinds on yesterday
And it's also much scarier
Draw the blinds on yesterday
And it's all so much scarier
"It's No Game"
I am bored from the event
or
I am Bart from the event
I am barred from the event
"Jean Genie"
A small Jean Genie f*cked off to the city
A small Jean Genie snuck off to the city
"Jean Genie"
Dream genie
Jean Genie
Additional entries for this song can be found under "The Jean Genie" (scroll down).
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
(Dancing) I'm having so much fun
(Dancing) Too pack up like a gun (Dancing)
Bring it on with Davey now.
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with daddy now.
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with Davey now
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with daddy now
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Annie's pretty neat, she always picks her feet
Annie's pretty neat, she always eats her meat
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
God, I wanna go dancing!
You turn me on
John, I'm only dancing
She turns me on
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
I'm lonely, f*** me!
I'm lonely, trust me!
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
John I'm all excited
She turns me on, I'm all excited
John I'm only dancing
She turns me on, I'm only dancing
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
You know I pee slowly.
You know I feel so lonely.
"Jump They Say"
Patient in desire
A nation in his eyes
"Jump They Say"
Patient in his eyes
A nation in his eyes
"Jump They Say"
Streaking good thief to inspire
or
Streaking good peak twin spire
Streaking cathedral spire
"Kingdom Come"
Well I've been making these rocks
I'm caught in this hay
or
Well I've been baking these rocks
And cotton with hay
Well I've been breaking these rocks
And cutting this hay
"Kingdom Come"
When the kingdom falls
or
When the king don't come
or
Where the king don't come
or
Win the king dot com
or
Wendy king dot com
or
Wendy King, don't come!
or
We're licking dot com
or
We're looking dot com
or
We're looking, don't come!
or
We're lucky dot com
When the kingdom comes
"Knock on Wood"
I don't wanna use
I don't wanna lose
"Kooks"
Will you stay in our lavatory?
Will you stay in our lovers' story?
I smiled sadly for a law I could not obey.
I smiled sadly for a love I could not obey.
"Laughing Gnome"
When I had food stamps behind me
When I heard footsteps behind me
"Law"
I don't want knowledge
I want sausages.
I don't want knowledge
I want certainty.
For fear of cabbage fall
For fear tonight is all
For fear the grey chiffon
For fear tonight is on.
For fear your grace should fall
For fear tonight is all.
For fearing gracious hall
For fear grace is a whore
For fear your grace should fall
For fear tonight is all
Let's dance
To the sound they're playin' on the radio
Let's dance
To the song they're playin' on the radio
Let's sway
Under the moonlight, mysterious moonlight
Let's sway
Under the moonlight, this serious moonlight
Sway through the crowd to a little tech spice
Sway through the crowd to an empty space
Tremble like a fawn
Tremble like a flower
Tremble like a throw up
Tremble like a flower
Mickey Mouse has thrown up a cow.
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
That Mickey has grown off the cow.
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
From my beeper to the north of boards
From Ibiza to the Norfolk broads
From my people to the north of broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
Tell my mother, my dog, and grounds.
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns.
It's on a merry cast orchard bough
That Mickey Mouse has blown off a cow.
It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
Lemon's on sale again.
Lennon's on sale again.
Lenin will rain again
Lennon's on sale again.
Lenin's on sale again
Lennon's on sale again.
Lennin's on sale again.
Lennon's on sale again.
Long man beating up the wrong guy
Law man beating on the wrong guy
Long man feeding on the wrong guy
Law man beating on the wrong guy
Low men beating up the wrong guy.
Law man beating on the wrong guy.
Mickey Mouse is grown on a cow.
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
Now the workers have struck a vein
There's lemons on sale again
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
Oh man! Look at those gay men go. It's the freakiest show.
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go. It's the freakiest show.
Oh man, look at those gay men go!
Oh man, look at those cavemen go!
Old man beating on the young guy
Law man beating on the wrong guy
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my darkened clowns
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh Man! Look at those gay men go.
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh Man! Look at those cavemen go.
See those fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go.
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh, man, look at those cavemen go.
Take a look at her long hair hitting on the wrong guy.
Take a look at the lawman beating on the wrong guy.
Take a look at the lawman
Feeling up the wrong guy.
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy.
The workers are struck for fame
'Cuz there's lemons on sale again.
The workers are struck for fame
'Cuz Lenin's on sale again.
There's lemons on sale again.
'Cause Lenin's on sale.
When I beat you with an old fork, broad
We'll pretend you're as out of bounds
To my mother, my dog and clowns.
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns.
Wrong man beating on the wrong guy
Law man beating on the wrong guy
Wrong man beating up the wrong guy
Law man beating on the wrong guy
Zane Low fighting in the dance hall
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Tell my nother, my darkened clown.
To my mother, my dog and clowns.
But her money is gelding gold
And her daddy has told her to go
~
But the film is a satin ball
'Cause she's looked it ten times or more
She could spreaden the eyes a foot
As they ask her go for some
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakier show
Take a look at the old man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the rest of the show
~
It's all America's told, you're brown
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers are strung for pain
Lemons on sale again
See them mising their mill and halls
From I be there to the north of Paul
We'll pretend you're as out of bounds
Tell my mother my darkened clown
But the film is all satin ball
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be red again
As I ask you to go for some sailors
Her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
~
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
~
It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lenin's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds to
My mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on sailors
Law man speeding up the wrong side
Law man beating on the wrong guy
Making love to his seagull
making love to his ego
There's lemons on sale again
'cause Lenin's on sale again
"Little Wonder"
Little wanker, little wanker you.
Little wonder, little wonder you.
"Little Wonder"
Sit on my car
or
Sit on my comma.
Sit on my karma.
"Look Back In Anger"
'You know who I am', he said.
The speaker was an alien.
'You know who I am', he said.
The speaker was an angel.
"Loving the Alien"
Tell her I'm in Disneyland
Terror in a best laid plan
"Memory of a Free Festival"
Some machine is coming down
And we're gonna have to party
The Sun Machine is coming down
And we're gonna have a party
"Miracle Goodnight"
Future full of MTV knocking on my door
Future full and empty knocking on my door
"Modern Love"
But I drive
But I tried
"Modern Love"
Ching chong chang!
Church on time
"Modern Love"
Church on time - That reminds me
Church on time - Makes me vomit.
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me vomit.
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Church on time, makes me horny.
Church on time, makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Church on time, makes me potty.
Church on time, makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Common law!
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Garden Man, Garden Man, Garden Man
or
Garden Gnome, Garden Gnome, Garden Gnome
or
Modern Man, Modern Man, Modern Man
or
God in Man, God in man, God in Man
God and Man, God and Man, God and Man
"Modern Love"
Garden men
God and men
"Modern Love"
God and love
Modern love
"Modern Love"
God damned Man
God and Man, God and Man, God and Man
"Modern Love"
I catch a papal void
I catch a paper boy
"Modern Love"
I catch the paperboy
who sings so really gay
I catch the paperboy,
but things don't really change
"Modern Love"
I catch the paperboy
Who thinks you're really tame.
I catch the paperboy
But things don't really change.
"Modern Love"
I don't wanna go out
I wanna stay in
Kissing about
I know when to go out
I know when to stay in
Get things done
"Modern Love"
I don't want to go out
I want to stay home
Good thing I'm out.
I know when to go out
I know when to stay in
Get things done.
"Modern Love"
I don't want to go out
I want to stay in
Dancing in the dark
I know when to go out
I know when to stay in
Get things done
"Modern Love"
I don't want to go out
I want to stay in
Kissing about
I know when to go out
And when to stay in
Get things done
"Modern Love"
I've cut the people...but
I catch a paper boy.
"Modern Love"
It's just the power to charge.
It's just the power to charm.
"Modern Love"
It's just the power to talk
It's just the power to charm
"Modern Love"
It's just too far to trot
It's just the power to charm
"Modern Love"
It's not really worth it
It's not really work
"Modern Love"
Juke joint jive
Church on time
"Modern Love"
Makes me horny
Makes me party
"Modern Love"
Makes me ponder
Makes me party
"Modern Love"
Makes me vomit!
Makes me party!
"Modern Love"
Makes me wear my shirt on time
Takes me to the church on time
"Modern Love"
Mama love
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Marmalade
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Martin Mull
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Modern man, no profession
Modern man, no religion
God and man, no confessions
God and man, no religion
"Modern Love"
Mother Love
Modern Love
"Modern Love"
Mother love
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Private life, private love
Modern love, modern love
"Modern Love"
Puts my trust in Garden Man
Puts my trust in god and man
"Modern Love"
Take me to the church or die.
Take me to the church on time.
"Modern Love"
Takes me to the judge on time
Takes me to the church on time
In the Pepsi commercial from 1987, the line is replaced with "Now I know the choice is mine".
"Modern Love"
Work on time - pterodactyl
Church on time - terrifies me
Cheap electric irons on me, babe.
Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe.
Editor's note: It would make no sense whatsoever for him to say "Ebay" because Ebay didn't exist when this song came out.
I smoke a lot of big monkey bud
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
I'm a motherf***** coming for you.
I'm a mama-papa coming for you.
I'm a spaceship, baby
I'm a space invader
I'm an alligator
I'm a mother-f***er coming for you.
I'm an alligator
I'm a mama-papa comin' for you.
Keep your electric eye on Ebay, put your ray-gun to my head.
Keep your electric eye on me, babe, put your ray-gun to my head.
Editor's note: This song came out LONG before Ebay (or any website) even came into existence, so this mishearing is not the least bit plausible; it would be an anachronism.
Spoken like a big monkey butt
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
The church of mad love is such a holy place to be.
The church of man, love, is such a holy place to be.
The church of madness is such a holy place to be.
The church of man, love, is such a holy place to be.
You smoke a lot a drink monkey birds
And I mustn't have the brains for the world.
You're squawking like a big monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
You smoke a lot of green, monky girl
And I'm messing up my brains for the world.
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
You smoke a lot of pink monkey butt
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
Your squawking like a big funky bird
and I am busting up my brains for the words
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
smoking a lot of big monkey bird
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
"Never Let Me Down"
When I believed in the Muppets
When I believed in nothing
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Don't you know that you're driving
Your mummies and bobbies insane?
or
Don't you know that you're driving?
Your mum is, in pockets, insane!
or
Don't you know where you're driving?
Your mum lives at Bobby's in Seine!
or
Don't you know where you're driving?
Your mum is and Bob is insane!
or
Don't you know where you're driving?
Your mum is on poppers, insane!
Don't you know that you're driving
Your mamas and papas insane?
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
I think about a world to come
Where the books were bound by the golden Fonz
I think about a world to come
Where the books were found by the golden ones
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
No broom for me, no farm for you
or
No groom for me, no fund for you
What are we coming to? No room for me, no fun for you
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
The Birthers have fixed the Hindustan News
Homo Sapiens have outgrown the noose
or
The earth is a mix of Hindustan nudes
Homo Sapiens have outgrown their youth
or
The earth is a mix of Hindustanus
And Homo Sapiens have outgrown their use
The earth is a bithc, we've finished our news
Homo Sapiens have outgrown their use
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
The author's a binge
The earth is a btch
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Wake up your sleepy hair
Wake up you sleepy head
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
What do I see? Crack in the sky
or
What do I see? A croc in the sky
or
What do I see? A crock in the sky
or
What do I see? Crap in the sky
What do I see? A crack in the sky
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Written in vain, written in all
By a muscle man who questioned what we came here for
Written in pain, written in awe
By a puzzled man who questioned what we came here for
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Written in vain, written in all
By the puzzled man who questioned what we came here for
or
Written and bathed, ridden in oil
By the muzzled man who questioned what we came here for
or
Written in paint, written in oil
By the muzzled man who questioned what we came here for
or
Written in vain, written in oil
By the Muslim man who questioned what we came here for
Written in pain, written in awe
By a puzzled man who questioned what we came here for
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
You gotta go gay for the Homosexuals
You gotta make way for the Homo Superior
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
You gotta make way for the Homo Siberia
or
You gotta make way for the homeless superior
or
You gotta make wind for the homeless who beer the ark
or
You gotta make wind for the homeless who beery us
You gotta make way for the Homo Superior
"Panic In Detroit"
Alley is destroyed
or
Allison Detroit
or
Allison Detroit
Panic in Detroit
I'm up on the eleventh floor and I'm watching the cool sister go
I'm up on the eleventh floor and I'm watching the cruisers below
My heart's in the basement my weak ass in an all time low
My heart's in the besement my week-end's in an all time low
I'm living in a silent hill
Portraying Killer's sacred realm
I'm living in a silent film
Portraying Himmler's sacred realm
Knowledge comes with gas relief.
Knowledge comes with death's release.
"Reality"
Tragic Youth was looking young and sexy
But Tragic Youth was wearing tattered black jeans.
Tragic youth was looking young and sexy
The tragic youth was wearing tattered black jeans.
"Rebel Rebel"
Blamo Blamo, you've torn your dress.
Blamo Blamo, your face is a mess.
Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess.
"Rebel Rebel"
Got your fuel lines and a handful of loos.
You got your cue line and a handful of 'ludes.
"Rebel Rebel"
Hot Trump, I love you so!
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel Rebel"
Hot champ, I love you so!
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel Rebel"
Hot shrimp! I love you so
Hot tramp! I love you so
"Rebel Rebel"
Hot shrimp, I love you so.
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel Rebel"
Hot tramp, I love your soul.
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel Rebel"
Make it yellow
Rebel rebel
"Rebel Rebel"
Mellow yellow
Rebel Rebel
I guess the connection between Donovan and David Bowie are that they're both from the UK. Hence, why it made sense to hear mellow yellow.
"Rebel Rebel"
Never ending
Rebel Rebel
"Rebel Rebel"
Rabbit, rabbit
Rebel Rebel
"Rebel Rebel"
Rabble rabble you torn your dress
Rabble rabble your face is a mess
Rabble rabble how could they know
Hot tramp I love you so
Rebel rebel you torn your dress
Rebel rebel your face is a mess
Rebel rebel how could they know
Hot tramp I love you so
"Rebel Rebel"
Rebel Rebel, control your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess.
Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, you're face is a mess.
"Rebel Rebel"
Rebel, Rebel, you're covered in p*ss
Rebel, Rebel, you're face looks like a*s.
Rebel, Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel, Rebel, your face is a mess.
"Rebel Rebel"
Rebel, rebel they've towed your dress.
Rebel rebel, youve torn your dress.
"Rebel Rebel"
Rebel, rebel, it's on your dress
Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel, rebel, how could they grow?
Hot damn, I love you so.
Rebel, rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel, rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel Rebel"
Rebel, rebel, put on your dress.
Rebel, rebel, you've torn your dress.
"Rebel Rebel"
Rebel, rebel, return your dress.
Rebel, rebel, you've torn your dress.
"Rebel Rebel"
Rebel, yell
Rebel, rebel
"Rebel Rebel"
Revel, Revel It's on your dress
Revel, Revel Your face is a mess
Rebel, Rebel You've torn your dress
Rebel, Rebel Your face is a mess
Revel is what people used to call Revello ice cream so it made sense that you could get it on your dress and make your face a mess.
"Rebel Rebel"
So hot that they know!
So how could they know?
"Rebel Rebel"
We like dancing and we're looking fine.
We like dancing and we look divine.
"Rebel Rebel"
What kind of goon for you?
Looks like a female too
or
One can of goo for you
Looks like a femur too
What can I do for you?
Looks like you've been there too
"Rebel Rebel"
You got a few lines and a handful of ladies.
You got your cue line and a handful of 'ludes.
"Rebel Rebel"
You like maids and I like them old,
We like dancing and we look divine
You like me and I like it all,
We like dancing and we look divine
"Rebel Rebel"
You want more and you want it in cars
or
You want more and you want it in bars
You want more and you want it fast
"Rebel Rebel"
You want more and you want it moist
You want more and you want it fast
"Rebel Rebel"
You're a tube of nine success.
You're a juvenile success.
"Rebel Rebel"
You're a two-for-night success.
You're a juvenile success.
"Rebel Rebel"
You're a-provin' my success.
You're a juvenile success.
"Rebel Rebel"
You've got your model in a whirl
or
You've got your model in a world
You've got your mother in a whirl
"Rebel Rebel"
You've torn your grave
Your face is a maze.
You're torn your dress
Your face is a mess.
"Rock And Roll With Me"
I'm out of breath,
but not quite down yet
I'm out of breath,
but not quite doubting
"Rock and Roll Suicide"
Tom takes a cigarette
Time takes a cigarette
"Sacrifice Yourself"
Don't take my Vagisil.
Don't sacrifice yourself.
"Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)"
Now she's sleeping in the street
Now she's stupid in the street
"Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)"
She had an aura of prunes
or
She had an horror of prunes
She had an horror of rooms
He puts on a "Cockney" accent for this song.
"Scream Like A Baby"
Sam was a girl
or
Same was a guy
or
Sand with a gum
Sam was a gun
"Seven"
On a bridge of violin people
On a bridge of violent people
"She Shook Me Cold" (MP3)
Remember Paula Hill?
We met upon a hill.
"She's Got Medals"
She walked a trench coat cocky
She wore a trench coat khaki
"Slow Burn"
And here are we, at the center of a mall.
And here are we, at the center of it all.
"Slow Burn"
There's pee over there
There's pee on the ground.
Theres fear over there
There's fear over ground.
"Slow Burn"
Uncle, are we so small in times such as these?
or
How cool are we? So small in times such as these.
Hark, who are we? So small in times such as these.
"Song for Bob Dylan" (MP3)
I hear this Rob us in a man
Now hear this, Robert Zimmerman
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this: The performer is DAVID BOWIE, not just plain Bowie. He NEVER recorded under just his last name.
"Song for Bob Dylan" (MP3)
The same old painted lady
With the vow of the Super Friends
The same old painted lady
With the brow of a superbrain
"Sorrow"
With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue
The only thing ever got from you was Zorro.
With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue
The only thing I ever got from you was sorrow.
"Sorrow"
You never do what you know you oughta,
Something tells me you've a lead aorta
You never do what you know you oughta,
Something tells me you're a Devil's daughter
"Soul Love"
All I have is my rubber glove
or
All I have is my lovers love
All I have is my love of love
Blue, blue, electric blue,
That's the colour of my poo
Blue, blue, electric blue,
That's the colour of my room
Don't you understand terms of sound and vision?
Don't you wonder sometimes about sound and vision?
Don't you wonder sometimes
'Bout salmon fishing?
Don't you wonder sometimes
'Bout sound and vision?
"Space Oddity"
Am I s***ting in a tin can?
Am I sitting in a tin can?
"Space Oddity"
Am I sitting next to Pigpen?
Am I sitting in a tin can
Pigpen is a character from Peanuts noted for his famous dust cloud.
"Space Oddity"
And it's time to leave the bathroom
If you dare
And it's time to leave the capsule
If you dare
"Space Oddity"
And it's time to leave,
You're captured if you're dead
And it's time to leave the capsule
If you dare
"Space Oddity"
And the papers want to know who shot you where.
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
"Space Oddity"
And the papers want to know whose shorts you wear
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
"Space Oddity"
And the people want to know who showed your way
And the papers want to know whose shirt you wear
"Space Oddity"
Blanket turning blue
Planet Earth is blue
"Space Oddity"
Check ignition and may Gonzo be with you
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
"Space Oddity"
Clown control to Major Tom
Ground control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Clown control to Major Tongue.
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Clown control to Mao Tse Tung.
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your pronking pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your routine pills and put your helmet on.
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
Ground Control to Major Tung
Ground Control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Ground Control, Tomato Tom.
Ground Control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Ground control to Major Talk.
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Ground control to Major Tom,
your son is dead.
There's something wrong
Ground control to Major Tom,
your circuit's dead.
There's something wrong
"Space Oddity"
Ground control to Major Tongue.
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Ground control to Major Tums.
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Ground control to Major tongs
Ground control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Ground control to Mao Tse Tong
Take your drowsing pills and put your helmet on.
Ground control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
Ground control to Mao Tse-tung.
Ground Control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Ground control to major tongue
Ground control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
I'm controlled to make you talk
Ground control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
I'm feeling very scared
I'm feeling very still
"Space Oddity"
I'm feeling very sick
I'm feeling very still
"Space Oddity"
Lemon Turf is blue and there's nothing I can do
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
"Space Oddity"
Now it's time to feed the catfish, if you dare.
Now it's time to leave the capsule, if you dare.
"Space Oddity"
Planet Earth is through and there's nothing I can do
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
"Space Oddity"
Take your propane pills and put your helmet on.
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
This is Major Tom to Ground Control,
I'm stepping through the dark
This is Major Tom to Ground Control,
I'm stepping through the door
"Space Oddity"
This is frown control
This is ground control
"Space Oddity"
This is ground control to Major Fly
Come men sit count down engines on.
This is ground control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on.
"Space Oddity"
This is ground control to Major Tom
Commencing count down and ginseng.
This is ground control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on.
"Space Oddity"
Though I cross one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very skilled.
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still.
"Space Oddity"
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very scared
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still
"Space Oddity"
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very skilled
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still
Don't understand Bowie's lyric - mine is much better!
"Space Oddity"
You're reading Nate the Great
You really made the grade
His nose he had to blow it
He's told us not to blow it
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
And all the children will get....
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie
That ain't no DJ that was hazy cosmic child.
That weren't no DJ that was hazy cosmic jive.
That ain't no DJ
That was Isaac Cosmic jazz.
That weren't no DJ
That was hazy cosmic jive.
There's a starman writing in the sky
There's a starman waiting in the sky
"Station To Station"
Drink, drink, drain your glass
Razorblade eye.
Drink, drink, drain your glass
Raise your glass high.
"Station To Station"
Heroin, one magical moment
Such as the stuff from where dreams are woven.
Here are we, one magical moment
Such is the stuff from where dreams are woven.
"Station To Station"
It's not the side-effects of her cooking
It's not the side-effects of the cocaine
"Station To Station"
The return of the thin white Jew
The return of the thin white Duke
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Wham-Bam Betcha Bam!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Wham-Bam-Thank you ma'am!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, wham-bam-Benjamin!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Wham! Bam! Vacuum Man!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am!
Another fat chick just put my spine out of place.
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
Back from Soccer Jet City
or
Back from Supper Jet City
Back from Suffragette City.
Back from suck a tit city
Back from Suffragette City.
Back to Surfer Jet City.
Back from Suffragette City.
Don't creme on me man
Don't lean on me man
Don't lean on me man
'Cause you're choking your chicken
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time to check it.
Don't lean on me now, 'cause I ain't that kind of pretty
Back from Suffragette City
Don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford a ticket
Back to Suffragette City.
Don't lean on me van
'Cause you California ticky
Sounds like something conceited.
Don't lean on me man
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Suffragette City.
Don't lean on me, man, 'cause you ain't got time for chicken.
Don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford a ticket.
Don't lean on my van cause you can't afford the tittie.
Don't lean on me, man, cause you can't afford the ticket.
Don't lean on the van
'Cause you ain't got time to chicken
I'm in a saucy juice city.
Ah don't lean on me man
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City.
Down in Suffer Jet City
Down in Suffragette City
Down in Surfer Jet City.
Down in Suffragette City.
Down to suck on that tiddy
Down in Suffragette City
Esophagus City
In Suffragette City
Going to south of Jeff City
Going to Suffragette City
Jeff City (Jefferson City, Capital of Missouri)
Got a California ticket
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
Hey man, I gotta stain on my face
The smell of that chick just put my spine out of place
Hey man, I gotta straighten my face
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
I'll suck on your t***y.
In Suffragette City
I'm a mean ugly man but you can't afford a ticket
Ah don't lean on me man
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City.
I'm back from suffer cat city.
I'm back from Suffragette City.
I'm soft, I can't fit it.
Suffragette City
In fact, I'm somewhat conceited.
Back in Suffragette City
My school day's insane
And what's down the drain?
My school day's insane
My work's down the drain.
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time for chicken.
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time to check it.
Sack of gypsy moths
Suffragette city
So damn conceited
Down in Suffragette City
Something gets in it.
Suffragette city
South African City
Suffragette City
Stop at the city.
Suffragette City
Suck a big t***y.
Suffragette city
Suffer Tim Zini, or It's all for Tim Zini
Suffragette City
Sulfur Jet City
Suffragette City
Swiffer jet city
Suffragette city
The smell of black chicks just put my spine out of place.
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The smell of black chicks just puts my spine out place.
or
This mellow black chick just put my spine outta place.
This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine outta place.
The smell of black chicks puts a smile on my face
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The smell of fat chicks just put my smile out of place.
A mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place.
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place.
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
Another fat chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
or
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place
or
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The smell of fat chicks just puts my spine out of place.
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The smell of fat chicks will wipe the smile off your face.
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The smell of fried chicken put a smile on my face
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The smell of that chick just put my spine out of place.
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The smell of that chick just put my spine out of place.
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The smell of that chick just wiped the smile off my face.
This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The stuff that Jessie did
Suffragette City
The stuff that you sit in
Suffragette City
This matter of fact chick just put my spine out of place.
or
This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
This mellow, flat chick just put a smile on my face.
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
This mellow-fied chick just put my spine out of place.
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
Wham bam, thank your mum!
Wham bam,
Thank you, ma'am!
What's up in Tipp City?
I'm back on Suffragette City.
What's up with your t***ies?
In Suffragette City
Sufferjet City
or
What's up with your titties
or
What's up with your titties
Suffragette City
You can't afford a ticket
Not with somethin' conceded
or
You can't afford a ticket
Not when somethin' gets in it
or
You can't afford a chicken
Back to Suffragette City
or
You can't afford a chicken
Back to Suffragette City
You can't afford a ticket
Back to Suffragette City
You're a mean ugly man
'Cause you can't afford a ticket
Down to Sumberton City.
Ah don't lean on me man
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City.
It's something deep-seated
A Suffragette City
Some are conceited
Sufragette City
Summer Gypsy dance
or
Something Gypsy did
Sufragette City
This metal fat chick just put my spine out of place
This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place
"Survive"
Give me ways
Give me wings
"TVC 15"
I give my complete detention
I give my complete attention
"TVC15"
Baby you vibrate every,
Each night I sit here bleedin'
Maybe if I pray every,
Each night I sit there pleadin'
"TVC15"
Oh Matt, it is you up there!
Oh oh, can't you see we're f***ed?
Oh my tvc15
Oh oh, tvc15.
"TVC15"
Oh mighty Vishnu up high
Oh oh, please receive us now.
Oh my tvc15
Oh oh, tvc15.
"TVC15"
Oh my TV, she was fine.
Oh my TVC one-five.
"TVC15"
Oh, my TV is so fine
Oh, oh, TV is so fine.
Oh, my TVC one-five
Oh, oh, TVC one-five.
"TVC15"
So automatic, oh my TCB one-five
So hologramic, oh my TVC one-five
"TVC15"
So psychopathic, on my PCP, I'm high.
So hologramic, oh my TVC one-five.
"Teenage Wildlife"
And there'll be others on my line filing past,
Who'll whisper low, "We miss you Milly Africa
Each to his own-he was
Just another piece of teenage wildlife."
There'll be others on the line filing past,
Who'll whisper low
I miss you he really had to go
Well each to his own, he was
Another piece of teenage wildlife, oh-oh-oh-ohh
"Teenage Wildlife"
I feel like a criminal, no no!
I feel like a group of one, no no!
"The Bewlay Brothers" (MP3)
I was stoned, he was whacked.
I was stone, he was wax.
"The Buddha of Suburbia"
Elvis is angry and climbs the hills
Elvis is English and climbs the hills
"The Heart's Filthy Lesson"
What a fantastic decade!
What a fantastic death abyss!
"The Jean Genie"
Eugene Genie loves Genie snacks.
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Green Weenie
Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie"
He loves chicken snacks.
He loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
He's outrageous,
He squeezes his balls
He's outrageous,
He screams and he bawls
"The Jean Genie"
Jean cheated, love chicken stack.
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Sits like a mamba / smiles like a reptile.
Sits like a man but smiles like a reptile
"The Jean Genie"
So simple minded, he can't drive, it's Marc Bolan!
So simple minded, he can't drive his module.
"The Jean Genie"
The Gee Genie loves Jimmy's Facts
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy Stax.
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy snacks.
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy's nads
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy's stash.
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie loves TV snacks
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie loves eatin' snacks.
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie loves genie snacks.
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie loves kidney snacks
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie loves to be spanked
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie lumps in his dacks.
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
The Jean Genie who lives on his back.
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
The jean genie lives on his back
The jean genie loves chimney stacks
He's outrageous, he squeezes my b***s.
The jean genie lives on his back
The jean genie loves chimney stacks
He's outrageous, he screams and he bawls.
"The Jean Genie"
The jean genie loves Jimmy's sack.
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Laughing Gnome"
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a coughing gnome and you'll catch it from me,
Said the coughing gnome
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me,
Said the laughing gnome
"The Man Who Sold The World" (MP3)
We passed upon a stair
We smoke across a dwen
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
"The Man Who Sold The World" (MP3)
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He called me a bison.
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I was not there
He said I was his friend.
"The Man Who Sold the World" (MP3)
We smoke across a dwen.
We spoke of was and when.
"The Secret Life Of Arabia"
The secret life of a labia.
The secret life of Arabia
"The Secret Life Of Arabia"
The secret life of a reindeer
The secret life of Arabia
"The Secret Life Of Arabia"
The secret wife of a reindeer
The secret life of Arabia
"This Is Not America"
Somebody drank tomorrow's clouds
So bloody red tomorrow's clouds
"This Is Not America"
This is not a miracle
This is not America
"Thursday's Child"
It won't be tomorrow, oh
Seeing my past in every corner
Throw me tomorrow, oh
Seeing my past to let it go
"Thursday's Child"
Show me tomorrow, oh
Seeing my past in Africa
Throw me tomorrow, oh
Seeing my past to let it go
"Time Will Crawl"
'Till the twentieth century looms.
'Till the twenty-first century lose.
"Time Will Crawl"
I will not challenge a child
I will not challenge a giant
"Time Will Crawl"
Tim will crawl to the 21st century loos.
Time will crawl till the 21st century lose.
"Time Will Crawl"
Time will crawl to the 21st century goose.
Time will crawl till the 21st century lose.
"Time Will Crawl"
Time will crawl to the 21st century news.
Time will crawl till the 21st century lose.
"Time"
I had so many dreams, I had so many grapefruits.
I had so many dreams, I had so many breakthroughs.
"Uncle Arthur"
Uncle Arthur wipes his mummy
Uncle Arthur likes his mommy
"Underground"
The monsters got me
Sister, sister please
"Underground"
Too much rejection lil' girl
No love injection nah nah.
Too much rejection, nah-nah
No love injection nah-nah.
"Up The Hill Backwards"
It's got nothing to do with you
You f***ing bastard.
It's got nothing to do with you
If one can grasp it.
"Valentine's Day"
Valentine told who's the girl
Valentine told me who's to go
"Watch That Man"
A Benny Goodman fan painted holes on his gland,
So Shakey hung it up to dry
A Benny Goodman fan painted holes in his hands,
So Shakey hung him up to dry
"Watch That Man"
Yeah! it was time to unfreeze,
When the Reverend Alan Bastard danced on his knees
Yeah! it was time to unfreeze,
When the Reverend Alabaster danced on his knees
"Where Are We Now"
Had to potty train
Had to get the train
"Wild Eyed Boy from Freecloud"
The village settles down
Undetected by SARS
The village settles down
Undetected by the stars
"Wild Is The Wind"
Don't you know your life--it's hell!
Don't you know you're life itself.
"Wild Is the Wind"
Give me more than one caress
Satisfy this uncle-ness
Give me more than one caress
Satisfy this hungriness
"Yassassin (Turkish for Long Live)"
You're so silly.
Yassassin
"Young Americans"
Ain't that close to love?
Ain't that poster love?
"Young Americans"
Ain't there a woman like a sock on the jaw?
Ain't there a woman I can sock in the jaw?
"Young Americans"
Ain't there a woman that can suck on the jewelry?
Ain't there a woman I can sock in the jaw?
"Young Americans"
All the way from Russia
All the way from Washington
"Young Americans"
But the freak's at his toilet for nothing
But the freak and his type all for nothing
"Young Americans"
Have you been a hung American?
Just you and your idle, sinful sex-sofa
Never-never everywhere and
Not a Miss that's from the ghetto
Well, well, well, do you carry a paper
That he keeps just in case of depression
Sit on your handsome bus, its a viper
Bussing with all those Afro-sceners
Ain't those boys for love?
Well, ain't that girl for love?
It ain't that far to go.
Have you have been an un-American?
Just you and your idol singing falsetto 'bout
Leather, leather everywhere, and
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheeners
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
"Young Americans"
Have you been a hung American?
Just you and your idol Sybille sets over
Never, never, everywhere and
Mother misfit from the ghetto
Well, well,well, would you carry a briefcase?
Just in case of depression
Sit on your hands on the bus of survivors
Laughing at all the apple stealers
Ain't that most of all
Well ain't that close to love
Well it ain't that far to go.
Have you have been an un-American?
Just you and your idol singing falsetto 'bout
Leather, leather everywhere, and
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheeners
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
"Young Americans"
Her bread-winner takes up the bathroom floor.
Liquid just be twenty years,
Till we have to die for the fifth team, oh.
Her bread-winner begs off the bathroom floor,
"We live for just these twenty years
Do we have to die for the fifty more?"
"Young Americans"
Hitler retired without Nurenberg judging him.
And, ain't there a child I can hold without judging?
Doug Quaid adds: "He sings it so fast and incoherently that, even to this day, it really sounds like that; not to mention the historical accuracy of the statement, however silly it is worded, or out of context with the song it is. To be honest, the last quarter of the song is very incoherent sounding. This is the only line that I can make anything out of. I can't even understand any of the surrounding lines right before and after this particular one."
"Young Americans"
Hitler's a woman like a sock in the jaw.
Ain't there a woman I can sock in the jaw?
"Young Americans"
I received a hung American
Have you been an un-American?
"Young Americans"
Lack of respect, and why got the Coltrane?
Mama Scott's crimson, look what the hands say
I heard the news today, oh boy
I got it sweet and you got the beat
Gimme a man that can take no more
Hit every woman like a sock on the jaw.
Black's got respect, and white's got his soul train
Mama's got cramps, and look at your hands ache
(I heard the news today, oh boy)
I got a suite and you got defeat
Ain't there a man you can say no more?
And, ain't there a woman I can sock on the jaw?
"Young Americans"
Mama's got cramps, look at your hands shake
Mama's got cramps, look at your hands ache
"Young Americans"
Mother misled from the ghetto
Well, well, well, what you got is the Faces
And the Kinks just in case of depression
Sit on your hands on the bus of survivors
Blushing at all the Afro Shielas.
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the Afro-Sheeners.
"Young Americans"
Not a Miss left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In your case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your heart in the faces of divers
Blushing at all them afro-Sheeners
Ain't that coaster love?
Well, ain't that pause to love?
Well, it ain't that barking dog.
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheeners
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
"Young Americans"
Or even gas today?
Or even yesterday?
"Young Americans"
Pulled in just behind the fridge
He lays her down he frowns.
Pulled in just behind the bridge
He lays her down he frowns.
The Cure did a cover of this song-and they used the misheard lyric.
"Young Americans"
Scanning life through the picture windows
She finds the slinky vagabond
He coughs as he passes her Ford Mustang, but
Heaven forbid, she'll take anything
Scanning life through the picture windows
She finds him slinking back again
He coughs as he passes her form, understand, but
Heaven forbid, she could take anything
"Young Americans"
Sit on your hands on a bus of Godivas(?)
Looking at all the April Sheilas
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that close to love?
It ain't that far at all
Her heart's been broken just like you do.
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheilas
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
Her heart's been broken just like you have.
"Young Americans"
Sit on your hands on the buses of babies.
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors.
"Young Americans"
Take every woman like a sock in the jaw.
Ain't there a woman I can sock in the jaw?
And so he bitched about his fans
Until they crushed his sweet hands.
And so we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
Like a leather massage
Like a leper messiah
Like a leather messiah
Like a leper messiah
Like a leather missile
Like a leper messiah
Like a leopard messiah.
Like a leper messiah.
Like a leopard missile
Like a leper messiah
Like a lethal messiah.
Like a leper messiah
Making love to a seagull
Making love with his ego
Making love to his eagle
Making love with his ego
Making love to his seagull.
Making love with his ego.
Making love to mosquitoes
Making love with his ego
Apparently a lot of people heard these alternate lyrics and were confused by them.
Making love with a seagull
Making love with his ego
Making love with gazebos
Making love with his ego
Making love with his Siegel
Making love with his ego
Making love with his Zego
Making love with his ego
Making love with his eagle
Making love with his ego
Making love with his eagle
Making love with his ego
Making love with mosquitos
Making love with his ego
Making love with the seagull
Making love with his ego
Making love with the tea girl
Making love with his ego
So we blintzed around his band
and showed the crushes we had.
So we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
Well Harlem's no white town.
Well-hung and snow-white tan.
Well hung and so white tanned.
Well hung and snow white tan.
Ziggy played the times,
driving us that we were voodoo,
the bitch wins his class,
he was canast,
with God given ass
Ziggy played for time,
jiving us that we were voodoo,
the kids were just crass,
he was the nazz,
with God given ass