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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Busted that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 45 misheard song lyrics for Busted on amIright currently.

"3 AM" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm happy to be alone
It's so gay.
Original Lyrics:
I'm happy to be alone
It's okay.
"3AM" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't think about you at night
I'm happy to be alone
It's so gay
But that was yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Don't think about you at night
I'm happy to be alone
It's ok
But that was yesterday.
"3am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's the way the sniper's gonna end.
Original Lyrics:
And that's the way this night is gonna end.
"Air Hostess" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I missed my chance when we flew over France.
Original Lyrics:
I messed my pants when we flew over France.
"Air Hostess" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My c*** has got no icing.
Original Lyrics:
My Coke has got no ice in.
"Air Hostess" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My cake has got no icing now.
Original Lyrics:
My Coke has got no ice in.
"Air Hostess" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My cupcake has no icing.
Original Lyrics:
My Coke has got no ice in.
"Air Hostess" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Threw p***s down the aisle.
Original Lyrics:
Threw peanuts down the aisle.
"Air Hostess" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing my penus down the aisle
Stupid, but it made you smile.
Original Lyrics:
Throwing peanuts down the aisle
Stupid, but it made you smile.
"Air Hostess" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing p**** down the aisle.
Original Lyrics:
Throwing peanuts down the aisle.
"Britney Spears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna screw you in a farm, you look so good.
Original Lyrics:
In school uniform, you look so good.
"Crash The Wedding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cos she's so right for me
Her daddy is cerise
He's always hated me
'Cos I never got a G-O-B.
Original Lyrics:
'Cos she's so right for me
Her daddy disagrees
He's always hated me
'Cos I never got a J-O-B.
Not many pop songs can give Felix Mendelssohn a writing credit. Thanks to the sample of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' at the start, this one, er, can.
"Fake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna be afraid
Original Lyrics:
Wanna be a fake
"Meet You There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** has stink on.
Original Lyrics:
Should have stayed calm.
"Meet You There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sais things I didn't mean
S*** has stink on.
Original Lyrics:
Said things I didn't mean
Should have stayed calm.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds no place for those gays.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
"Sleeping With The Light On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And sex will improve my face.
Original Lyrics:
And shocks went through my veins.
"Sleeping With The Light On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And sharks swim through my face.
Original Lyrics:
And shocks went through my veins.
"Sleeping With The Light On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sleeping with Dido.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sleeping with the light on.
"Sleeping With The Light On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeping with the lions
Original Lyrics:
Sleeping with the light on
"What I Go To School For" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that's why my monks are getting so high.
or
I guess that's why my mumps are getting so high.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why my marks are getting so high.
"What I Go To School For" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what I go to school for
Even though it isn't real boy.
Original Lyrics:
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore.
"What I Go To School For" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what I go to school for
I know it is a relborg.
Original Lyrics:
That's what I go to school for
I know it is a real bore.
"What I Go To School For" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a girl is good for
Original Lyrics:
What I go to school for
"What I Go to School For" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Schoolgirls aren't that fancy
Not like Miss Mackenzie
Original Lyrics:
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Miss Mackenzie
"What I Go to School For" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a rainbow.
Original Lyrics:
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore.
"What I Go to School For" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was told by dad "Now what d'you go to school for?", "Now, what d'you go to school for?"
Original Lyrics:
When you told me that I’m what you go to school for, I'm what you go to school for
"Who's David?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you make a painter have to hide the lies
Original Lyrics:
But your make-up ain't enough to hide the lies
"Who's David?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've always been this way since high school
The day she sank without.
Original Lyrics:
You've always been this way since high school
Flirtacious and quite loud.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes to the hips, to the year 3000.
Original Lyrics:
I took a trip to the year 3000
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hate that a**hole Michael Jackson.
Original Lyrics:
It had outsold Michael Jackson.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I've been to wank my bottom.
Original Lyrics:
I said I've been to the year 3000.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a s*** to the Year 3000.
Original Lyrics:
I took a trip to the Year 3000.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went out to the backyard
To find out if it was one of those rent boys.
Original Lyrics:
I went out to the backyard
To find out if it was one of those rowdy boys.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like we wanted to film the scene, yeah yeah
He said I've been to the year three thousand
How much they've changed and they live underwater.
Original Lyrics:
Like the one in the film I've seen, yeah yeah
He said I've been to the year three thousand
Not much has changed but they live underwater.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the back yard to find out
If it was one of those rent boys.
Original Lyrics:
One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the back yard to find out
If it was one of those rowdy boys.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there was my neighbour
Can't beat her and a flux capacitor
Original Lyrics:
Stood there was my neighbour
Called Peter and a flux capacitor
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there with my neighbor Com Beta
And a first class President.
Original Lyrics:
Stood there was my neighbor called Peter
And a flux capacitor.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there, was my neighbour, called Peter
And a front seat passenger.
Original Lyrics:
Stood there was my neighbour, called Peter
And a Flux Cappasiter.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Triple breasted airmail swam around town totally naked.
Original Lyrics:
Triple breasted women swam around town totally naked.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was my neighbour, can't beat her.
Original Lyrics:
Was my neighbour, called Peter.
"Year 3000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes! I've dreamed of the Year 3000
Original Lyrics:
Yes! I've been to the Year 3000
"You Said No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not now, Nana!
Original Lyrics:
Na, na, na, na!
"You Said No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the day that I crashed the moon
Original Lyrics:
On the day that I crashed and burned.
"You Said No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the pavement, I crashed and burned.
Original Lyrics:
On the day that I crashed and burned.

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